Category Archives: Relapso al gacetillerismo

Actualizaciones que correspondan a la fecha del calendario en curso.
Efemérides a la infamia —o la gloria— de los involucrados partiendo del los eventos que fueron o van marcando a los Estados Unidos Mexicanos: México.

…continuamos

Lo bueno de este blog es de que:
Bill Maher no ve.
… al menos no en ‘tiempo real‘.

tenga-su-gold-business-latest

Fair use of Reddit and the BBC vía Katy Kay. Al Regresar: a very frustrated geography tutor on the Bill Maher show, plus the latest on the London Brent, the New York Light, and of course: Gold. —|_ And now ⇓ a Weekend Update ⇓ from The Dominican Republic ⇓ on the intermission ⇓ of this scroll… in real time. —|— TimeStamp: … it’s 23 minutes past MidNight in  Santiago de los Caballeros; AST.

⇓ Pero hablando de ‘los’ SNL’s, en la capital de La República Dominicana y en  todo Francia, ya es domingo, ayer sábado fue día de las Lourdes… según el folclor y las escrituras de la Iglesia católica, las Lourdes son buenas para sanar. Y no por nada, los periodistas en el Obispado de Monterrey la invocan como La Patrona de los enfermos… o algo así.

11 de febrero 2017…

Earlier in the transmission:
purple as a color was all the rage.

Al regresar… La Comisión Internacional de Límites y Aguas. —|— Uso justo de todas las sirenas y los remedios de Alex en ‘los controles’.

“♪ he do the walk, he do the walk of life“

> Translated from a cutline in The Horizon of some Portuguese guy, stage name: José Saramago.

<< It’s time to “howl at you“, because if WE allow those who govern take US, and WE do nothing to counter-them, WE could say that WE [actually] deserve that which We [currently] have. >> Translated from a cutline in The Horizon of some Portuguese guy, stage name: José Saramago. —|— Uso justo de la edición impresa de ehVisión. Vía: Los Beneficios de ‘la gobernadora’… la hache —en Sarah—  es mhuda.

…

sara-gritaba-caro-quintero_sara_hay-sara-como-te-quiero

Live from Alabama it’s Silos and Metrics with Nicole Wallace

Good Morning, en Calexico  son  eran las 2 de la mañana…

Hola WaPo's... context will most certainly follow. —|— uso justo de todas las tabernas y los radios.

Hola WaPo’s news… context will most certainly follow. —|— uso justo de todas las tabernas y los radios.

Hoy© es El Día “equis” de febrero del 2017.

En  la  CDMX  Paco  Calderón    ya está preparando    ya le mochó la barriga a Carranza* su cartón,
y con la amalgama de eventos especiales patrocinados por
Sheldon Adelson and “The Base¹” of the G.O.P.,
seguro que las ideas se le van a cruzar;
y no necesariamente por este o aquel sesgo —no.
Las ideas hoy se cruzan por lo ‘extraño’ de los que hoy en día
—tras día—
están ‘ocupando’ el poder.

Trump demands a Mulligan, because true-to-from and, As Heard on 'the' "Today Show"... Trump demands "a correction shot". On cue, Willie Geist and golfing buddy Joe 'prohibition' Scarborough said the following to Alex at the Controls: << This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, PRINT THE LEGEND."

Trump demands a Mulligan, because true-to-form and, As Heard on ‘the’ “Today Show“… Trump demands “a correction shot”. On cue, Willie Geist and golfing buddy Joe ‘prohibition‘ Scarborough said the following to Alex at the Controls²: << This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, PRINT THE LEGEND. >>

… stick around, it’s WeekEnd edition and the New and Improved benchmarks from ‘the’ SNL’s and the PPP’s are coming up, but first, a word from “The New << Start-up >> Traité“: Hardened Structures [USA].

Dear Cousin Joe:
Right now it is 13:30 CET and ‘be advised’ that according to the After Action Reviews on the Barnicle Report, there is no such-thing as a “petulant 3 year-old”… 3 year-old’s are just three year-old’s. People who know, like Willie Geist —por ejemplo— call’em ‘terrible’ but then again, if you ask the RAGE he would probably disagree.

porsche-never-paid-royalties-to-the-sea-mammals-it-only-sold-toys-to-the-whales-at-wall-street

Next on MoJoZeera: Why are water mammals committing collective suicide? Maybe… could it be? That some of Neptune’s rejects are shoring-up to the next step in evolution for their kind… let’s hope The New Trump Order doesn’t speed up the post-walking monkees [with super-sized-brain] Era —on this earth. Evolution, much like the original PGA rules [according to those who know] do not [we repeat] DO NOT allow for any Mulligans —or for “correction shots”… at least not outside of the realm of Steven Spielberg’s raptor movies.

… no se vaya —corriendo.
Al regreasar The Big Kat from the BBC will explain
Green-Card holders why those with the Arsenal at hearth*
believe that Wenger must go.
The loosing logistics of how the democrats bolted
from Steve Kornacki’s ‘rouge’ states.

* La Hache es Mhuda.

  1. … PPP tallies are still coming in, please stayed tuned.
  2. Denney, R. “How the ‘Mulligan’ got its name.” Via: The Happy Gilmore files on the PGA of America [est. 1916], http ://www .pga .com /news /golf-buzz /how-mulligan-got-its-name

“El ocho” de febrero… on EspÑ

Vince Vaughn grabs life by the Ball.

The 9th Circuit Panel is not buying the -current- American government argument for a travel ban [mostly for the browner shade of skin]. —|— Uso justo de todos los medios, los buques, y los Range Rovers de Bibi Netanyahu.

The 9th Circuit Panel is not buying the -current- American government argument for a travel ban [mostly for the browner shade of skin].  —|—  Uso justo de todos los medios, de los buques, y por supuesto: los Range Rovers de Bibi Netanyahu, en Brexit land.

TimeStamp: the 0700hrs in CET… and in Las Vegas, it’s just about 10 o’clock on AIPAC P.M. wrist-watch. Meanwhile on the Senate floor, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones fans (the civic-engagement kind¹, not the NFL crowd) have been given a Red Card… In Holland those who know, know, that the play inside the forum [the Senate floor] was NOT a Penalty [¡no fue penal!!!]. Y definitivamente, la postura del staff [aquí] es de que en la actualidad HAY un MUY MAL arbitraje en los EEUU.

En fin…

After the break, sheriffs from across 'the states' discuss with the president of the United States better ways to secure the loot in HighWay Patrol Robberies... Then stick around for The Hinojosa Files; in today's episode, Texas State legislator, Chuy Hinojosa (D-McAllen) joins Maria Hinojosa on an imaginary Texas Style barbecue to reminisce about the days when governor Bush (No. 43 at The White House) played with the senior leaders of the Taliban in James Baker's big ol'Ranch.

After the break, sheriffs from across ‘the states’ discuss with the president of the United States better ways to secure the loot in HighWay Patrol Robberies… then, stick around for The Hinojosa Files; in today’s episode, Texas State legislator, Chuy Hinojosa (D-McAllen) joins Maria Hinojosa on an imaginary Texas Style barbecue to reminisce about the days when governor Bush (No. 43 at The White House) played with the senior leaders of the Taliban in James Baker’s big ol’Ranch. Good Times. Good Times—indeed. —|— Fair Use of Stars & Stripes and 1st CAV; Mr. Schmitty apparition comes courtesy of The Order of Saint George, and 19K’s everywhere.

Instant RePlay: ¡ No Fue Penal !!!

Warren, Elizabeth (one-each, D-MA): Coretta Scott King’s Letter opposing Jefferson “Beauregard” Sessions read aloud by Elizabeth Warren outside the Senate. Via The Guardian’s YouTube account [in FR]: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =4zCFMrxDz9Y

1. Maddow, R. “McConnel silences Warren on Sessions with obscure Senate rule.” Vía: TRMS, http ://www .msnbc .com /rachel-maddow /watch /mcconnell-silences-warren-on-sessions-with-obscure-senate-rule- 872244803614

2. Colbert, S. “Stephen presents president Trump with Robe Force One”. Via, YouTube [dot] fr: https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v =EVyYcbhvQQg

3. Garland, C. “At 95, 1st Can set to ‘ride’ in support of Afghanistan mission.” Via, Stars and Stripes: https ://www .stripes .com /news /middle-east /afghanistan /at-95-1st-cav-set-to-ride-in-support-of-afghanistan-mission- 1.428764

4. …and “other” assorted print stories on the Web.

Hello Mr. Bald_win (This is an Intermission, Ok?)

Ladies and Gentlemen…

Con ustedes:

Michigan García

Fair use of a media jingle: who wore it best... y por supuesto de todos los Yahoo's.

Fair use of a media jingle: “who wore it best”…  y por supuesto, de todos los Yahoo’s.  —|—  Michigan García aparece por cortesía de Miguel Garcia, y por supuesto, Juanito Guanavacoa en la Fréquence Paris Plurielle¹ 106.3 FM.fr

…

Continue reading →

El otro Washington: Trump travel ban be damn

Happening right now: President Trump is on his first vacation at his Florida golf course… reports from those paying attention to MTV News is that the new executive is costing those who pay taxes [in the U.S.]  a bucket load of cash in the form of helicopter and jumbo jet fuel. Happy Times. << Oh, Yeah, say yeah! >> It’s 7h47 CET.

Further reports¹ from the Yakima valley relay that: << No person —not even the president— is  Steven Segal  … is above the law. >>

Good Morning, today is February cuatro, 2017… and ‘the’ MSNBC’s are on the prison porn infomercial regime —again.

“All quotes delayed a minimum of 15 minutes”.

  1. Levine & Malone, as seen on the arrivals screen of the Seattle/Boston beat. “Seattle judge blocks Trump’s travel ban; White House to appeal”. Via: http ://www .reuters .com /article /us-usa-trump-immigration-idUSKBN15I1CM

From London… it’s Weekend Edition.

Happening right now at the Paris Cabaret

... al regresar: Katy Tur nos presenta "La Terapia de la Confusión", con Arnold Schwarzenegger.

… al regresar: Katy Tur nos presenta “La Terapia de la Confusión”, con Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Machete vs. Full Metal Jacket (5-each**).

Good Morning… Mr. Crowley is rocking the clock

“Tick-toc_Tick-toc”
TRMS is playing a cover, of another cover
of Sacramento’s own, ‘the‘ Tesla boys.

Beyond Bush is Mar-o-Lago...membership-card required

♪ And the sign said: you’ve got to have a Membership Card to get inside. | Reports are still fuzzy but Eastern Europe is about to bring back the Age of Empires. It’s time to “rearrange memories” —or something like that. For more details, please consult the writings on your First Aid Kit¹.

Today is February tres, 2017.
And the Era of the so-called “Free World” is going the way of the Archduke’s and their respective Monarchs.  Ahora Sí Sean Penn en Venezuela, dile al “negro*” que ya es hora de rodar la película. No Word Yet if Naomi Klein is going to contact The Cuarón boys in Paris to write the chapter on Democracy Now: back then.

*  “El Negro” is a term of endearment
between “El Chivo,” and siñor Alejandro González I.
Right Now Pablo: estamos más allá,
pero mucho más allá del llamado “Shock Therapy“.

Bitch, Please*.

febrero-2017

* For those not in the loop,
be advised that unless noted otherwise,
it has become Standard Operating Procedure,
—or SOP— to read words under an asterisk
in a Brian Williams voice.

[Context follows]… TimeStamp: 1000 CET

Breaking News Be Damned
The Turkish Minute and the tale of
“The VoIP One-Finger_Salute“.

Agent Angle [Richard, one-each] is going to have to relegate incoming reports with a simple: DynoMITE!!!

Agent Angle [Richard, one-each] is going to have to relegate incoming reports with a simple: << DYN-O-MITE!!! >> (Shout-out to Jimmy Walker)…                                       “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” at 18h30 Central Fip Time.fr

Laser Visas en El Bordo…

Today is February dos, 2017
And……… this……. is…… a….. blank… page.

Have a nice day! 🙂

Los “huevos” en Náhuatl: << Always In Season >>.

Ponce, G. [ en Economía ] vía Cambio de Michoacan . com . mx
“PARA ESTE DOMINGO”…

<< La primera jugada del Súper Bowl
será de Michoacán,
con la exportación de 100 mil toneladas
de Aguacate >>.

  1. Guardiola, M. “Agentes revisan celular, tableta, o computadora para cruzar a EU”. Vía: unotv . com
  2. “Trending” en Radio Centro. “Advierten a residentes QUE NO FIRMEN la forma I-407“. Vía: radio centro 939 . com
  3. [ EFE ] en La Opinión. “Piden a RESIDENTES LEGALES de EEUU no renunciar a su ESTATUS“. Vía: La Opinión . com