Good Morning, en Calexico son eran las 2 de la mañana…

Hola WaPo’s news… context will most certainly follow. —|— uso justo de todas las tabernas y los radios.
Hoy© es El Día “equis” de febrero del 2017.
En la CDMX Paco Calderón ya está preparando ya le mochó la barriga a Carranza* su cartón,
y con la amalgama de eventos especiales patrocinados por
Sheldon Adelson and “The Base¹” of the G.O.P.,
seguro que las ideas se le van a cruzar;
y no necesariamente por este o aquel sesgo —no.
Las ideas hoy se cruzan por lo ‘extraño’ de los que hoy en día
—tras día—
están ‘ocupando’ el poder.

Trump demands a Mulligan, because true-to-form and, As Heard on ‘the’ “Today Show“… Trump demands “a correction shot”. On cue, Willie Geist and golfing buddy Joe ‘prohibition‘ Scarborough said the following to Alex at the Controls²: << This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, PRINT THE LEGEND. >>
… stick around, it’s WeekEnd edition and the New and Improved benchmarks from ‘the’ SNL’s and the PPP’s are coming up, but first, a word from “The New << Start-up >> Traité“: Hardened Structures [USA].
Dear Cousin Joe:
Right now it is 13:30 CET and ‘be advised’ that according to the After Action Reviews on the Barnicle Report, there is no such-thing as a “petulant 3 year-old”… 3 year-old’s are just three year-old’s. People who know, like Willie Geist —por ejemplo— call’em ‘terrible’ but then again, if you ask the RAGE he would probably disagree.

Next on MoJoZeera: Why are water mammals committing collective suicide? Maybe… could it be? That some of Neptune’s rejects are shoring-up to the next step in evolution for their kind… let’s hope The New Trump Order doesn’t speed up the post-walking monkees [with super-sized-brain] Era —on this earth. Evolution, much like the original PGA rules [according to those who know] do not [we repeat] DO NOT allow for any Mulligans —or for “correction shots”… at least not outside of the realm of Steven Spielberg’s raptor movies.
… no se vaya —corriendo.
Al regreasar The Big Kat from the BBC will explain
Green-Card holders why those with the Arsenal at hearth*
believe that Wenger must go.
The loosing logistics of how the democrats bolted
from Steve Kornacki’s ‘rouge’ states.
* La Hache es Mhuda.
- … PPP tallies are still coming in, please stayed tuned.
- Denney, R. “How the ‘Mulligan’ got its name.” Via: The Happy Gilmore files on the PGA of America [est. 1916], http ://www .pga .com /news /golf-buzz /how-mulligan-got-its-name