* For those not in the loop,
be advised that unless noted otherwise,
it has become Standard Operating Procedure,
—or SOP— to read words under an asterisk
in a Brian Williams voice.
[Context follows]… TimeStamp: 1000 CET
Breaking News Be Damned
The Turkish Minute and the tale of
“The VoIP One-Finger_Salute“.

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