Hi, you have the wrong number. Right now it ain’t Mí, Jude.
Eye, ain’t a “Fortunate Son”, but Öüï can Shu’ play Centerfield. So don’t think twice because i’m really just a Short Stop so don’t think twICE it’s alright 🎹
Nevermind the PanamE papers, here comes El Salvador laundry 🧺 services.
It ain’t me…
I ain’t no fortune son.
If Your Mother Can Keep It… Ben Franklin was in fact, a fag.
P.🦚. S. A. you are going to like the way Mando [makes you] feels… in El Salvador.
Porn aside, ¡SEÑORA!!! Wanna know where the Vice-president’s mother in Them little United States got her cellular phone from?
Squiggly vertical lines are closer than they appear… sooooo, ketch-up! And don’t be late.
“if you want to get down, down on the ground”…
Don’t do it, after a few lines, the details.
Metro Balderas intersection with Chato, —Doh!!!
It’s your adVert, conso.
— A ver Marjo sópleme, 🌬️ usted trae aliento a Jazz 🎷.
Across The Atlantic, it’s official, The United States people are stupid, the bully nation came in FIRST, it was both a beautiful and, a perfect first place. EL Salvador came in a close second in the countries that MAKE UP América; in related stupidity, United Statesians voted for the most chaos and those motherfuckers are about to find out, who Pablo Torre is and just how much their ballot tantrum is going to… ahhh, fuck it… I’m going to sleep.
… sleep well spent, any 🦉 hoot, Rachel MADDOW, before you sign-out:
Your mother was A Cum Bucket outside of the Supermarket where you worked.
Your Mother Was A Whiskey-Tango Whore and that is how YALE UNIVERSITY admitted the VP’s Appalachian ass into the Skulls & Bones “kill Benjamin Franklin’s Dreams”.
And on the 9th day… Velshi popped a Gold i•Phone 3:16. G.L.O.R.I.A.
G°low—Ria
… just another Lost Angel, City of lights, City of LIGHTs —Yeah!
“I”m gonna shout IT! Évry They”
JEN et Sis’ according to Jim.
Remember this, Eléonore… Suprême Scalia in the SCOT.u.s. established that P.O.R.N. is in the Eye of the beholder, and baby you are the Diamond 💎 in that shade. You are the playing field on that forecast, not the player at The Plate or the hurler at the MOUND.
If you give this man a ride…
If your name is Avi Velshi, on the msNbc’s-es, you sir have been hired to host our weekend-edition Shopping Channel Blog… Öüï likes the way you finger that cell 📲.
Yesterday was a beautiful day
and a•Gain, and a•Gain ad nauseam
and Today i•Phone 3:16 turned cell phones into Whine.
And, Alicia Menendez… put on your skateboarding helmet because you are going to hit the PIPE Nigga’!!!
The Star Spangled Banner
Issy-Symone 🤓 Sanders, Eric Adams thinks that he can play Hendrix on ICE… but Mayor Adams plays Hendrix the way that Michael Steele reads cold-turkey 🥃 from an old 2×5 card…
Which is why Michael Steele interpreted the TWO Morrison’s trademark chant “Gloria” and transcribed that hit with Hallelujah and read the lyrics with a Canadian accent.
A lavado? Sea el Señor… Jabón del Perro Agradecido presenta: El Salvador. A different angle.
For the record, THE DIGNIFIED process to end a flag’s service life is to burn ❤️🔥 it. But first you pull that RAZOR that you keep in your wallet just in case DEPRESSION hits as Elon Musk flees to Mars.
Young Americans: now the reason that you are carrying that RAZOR blade in your wallet is to cutout every STAR on Old G.L.O.R.Y. before you use it to light-up that funeral pyre… not to kill yourself, you fucking snowflake.
Shredding the flag, now that! That is just fucking disrespectful and unbecoming for the Mayor of a City that never sleeps, you degenerate Crazy Bald.head
Ahora una de vaqueros marineros 🦐🤠
Seen it.
Swiss Army Nuns and other secrets In Plain Sight.
… pero fue sin querer queriendo 🎱
Deer, Elizabeth G. Miller at The New York Times… watch how Trump uses prisoners to assemble i-Phones in El Salvador… you ignorant slut! step it up a little Miss G. Miller, or did The New York Times run out of room to print all the news that fit? And, Elizabeth, credit my friend Gustavo Martínez with this tip, because like The French Préfecture at LCI TV you motherfuckers won’t credit Mí Prieto~Serrano.
Some fucking angle goes:
Rack’Em# Up, Pablo Torre… and forget about Kennedy in Louisiana, he bought Trump, he eats trump.
here¹~. It’s official, New York City was high as fuck at exactly 06:20 in l’Est Républicain de Donald Trump… so was ∴ but in Central Châtelet Times.
Your Grandmother should know. Like a Swiss blowjob in French… your white flag is full of HOles… 🐮 Olé! 🏌️♀️
here²~ And off-course, here:
Pablo Torre doesn’t know that Filipinos look hideous in a custom-fit suit without a GUAYABERA ⚾🏌️♀️🌱
It’s official now, Carlos Salinas de Gortari is an angel 😇 compared to Trumps winnings in Louisiana.
Well, well, well…
Action 🎬 … Action is the story of a guy who went by the name Lupin. Lupin liked to loop so Lupin sailed across The Atlantic and got a job as a dope nigger thief… and then Lupin went skateboarding.
Ahhh, Schuylkill yellow-river piss-water beer, I ran out of imagination.
The cutest pussycat ever, period.
La próxima corrida del tren a La Granjota de La Kerschovas es por el andén Jota. Take advantage of the BLACK SHIRT faena en La Granjota de La Kerschovas where you get your rations at, or maybe even at your nearest KINDERschool.
Cutest pussycat ever, period!
Told y’all that Zep would go here
Take Mí, out of from the Corn Field, I can play Short-stop and, off-course, Centerfield.
Behold, pundit:
Vive le plaisir… F❤️ck the Routine. Any how, Nicolle Wallace, how? How bitch, how is one supposed to tell the Story of an Old Man (that’s Mí), the Sea you see, and a big fucking fish? How Nicole, how? How is Öüï supposed to tell this story when Évry single person around U.S. takes a big chunk of the Catch as if it was a Lucha Libre match; which by-the-güey, Rachel MADDOW, is fine by Mí, Eye just can’t never begin to comprehend why the Supreme Court referees never see the Trump “family” break all of the foul… ball and that there is the middle of the Seventh Inning.
Oh, oh, oh, Eau…
The key to a field of dreams is water, a lot of water, but not on Game Day. Take it from Elvis. Seriously. Motherfucker is dead, take it from the King, c’est si bon, that’s what French people do. Off with their heads.
Best Seats in The House.
It’s the 7th Inning Stretch.
AUSTRALIA is the enemy 🔲… and nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition, but goddamn!!! Someone poured some Drain Cleaning Formula on Joe Scarborough ‘s bi-polar World in Nantucket.
In local news, in FRANCE you can ELECTROCUTE a crying child, and the président of the ELEGANTLY DRESSED court will not consider the silencing strategy « murder » if the accused invokes the CARDINAL ♦️ XIMÉNEZ defense in the procedures… and then the accused can go SKATEBOARDING 🛹.
Picture Him getting nailed to a croissant and Knot a ✝️. In Saint-Ouen, Marie Gentric went under covers and removed the Blue BFMTV strap-on foam 🟦 from the Big Black 🎩 Mic.
And just across the Périph on that city plan, Our HeroEna, Marie Gentric, closed an entire elementary school establishment to protect the institutionalized PUSH’ers in that block near the Ice Rink en Saint-Ouen.
The Gall, France. The Gall.
Kemchi Me Da
Oh, Carolinas… the next cut is going to split you in half, —again, you will be 4 then instead of Tú 🇨🇦 and just in time, because the winner between East Carolina and West Carolina will define the NEXT 5O Years of the Melinda Gates – Sthephen Tyrone Colbert Foundation at the E.P.A. 🍃
NEWSMAX on Wall Street, and Pfizer is loaded on CRACK.
Meanwhile in Albuquerque, the Horned 🌙 Moon took a wrong right in Nashville and ended up on mister Redentor’s back, —in Brasil.
That Plant’s got her Daddy’s Locs. Issy, by “locs” Öüï means Lagos, because even though Eye is not from Michigan, little œil Eye is in fact Two-Times a Laker, one for L.A. and two for LaLa³…
³~. La Laguna, Comarca del Silencio y tierra de Santos.
If Ewe Think I’m Sexy… any how, Nigga’ Gloude, please relay to Alicia that Eye could not make Michael Steele’s little cafecito with You Tú on account that I was taking a nap to get ready for tonight’s (early morning) time-synch with Hilo, Hawaii, and I (Armando Segovia) don’t do cold re-runs, I rewind the recorder yes, but I don’t fish for trout where I did not tuned in.
If they take you in the Spring, they will ”baiserez” Ewes in The Fall.
Any 🦉 hoot, Professor at Princeton, haw’bout that Columbia University Klan… eh!!! Motherfuckers in them halls are as Chappelle would say, “diversifying” their TUITIONS.
Make America Dumb… Again.
Si Adelita se fuese con Lea — Caro Would Be The Price for a Tiny Desk on the streams.
… After the break 💔 FLORENCE CASSEZ returns home to purge her Mexican kidnappings, sin pu•door.
Any how, 🪶 Tonto: Skip Vincennes, the real MAïS is at the Municipal Waste Services at Jean Lointier, next to the LANTIER at nº15.
But if you must visit ‘la nature’ 🍄🟫 take and get your kicks with les Nippon en MAULévrier-sur-Loire, or some park like that.