If Your Mother Can Keep It… Ben Franklin was in fact, a fag.

P.🦚. S. A. you are going to like the way Mando [makes you] feels… in El Salvador.

Porn aside, ¡SEÑORA!!! Wanna know where the Vice-president’s mother in Them little United States got her cellular phone from?

Squiggly vertical lines are closer than they appear… sooooo, ketch-up! And don’t be late.

“if you want to get down, down on the ground”…

Don’t do it, after a few lines, the details.

Metro Balderas intersection with Chato, —Doh!!!

It’s your adVert, conso.

— A ver Marjo sópleme, 🌬️ usted trae aliento a Jazz 🎷.

Across The Atlantic, it’s official, The United States people are stupid, the bully nation came in FIRST, it was both a beautiful and, a perfect first place. EL Salvador came in a close second in the countries that MAKE UP América; in related stupidity, United Statesians voted for the most chaos and those motherfuckers are about to find out, who Pablo Torre is and just how much their ballot tantrum is going to… ahhh, fuck it… I’m going to sleep.

… sleep well spent, any 🦉 hoot, Rachel MADDOW, before you sign-out:

Your mother was A Cum Bucket outside of the Supermarket where you worked.

Your Mother Was A Whiskey-Tango Whore and that is how YALE UNIVERSITY admitted the VP’s Appalachian ass into the Skulls & Bones “kill Benjamin Franklin’s Dreams”.