Tag Archives: Porn is in the eye of the beholder

Si, El Norte… fuera el Sur : Adria Arjona cantaría un Rap and Jason Momoa no existiría

I swear César le bénévole that Öüï is not making this up, heck nigger! Ewe yo’Self may stumble up on it one of these days if you shop at the Three Mouseketeer’s store, details during tonight’s showdown at Trump’s Corral.

… y tu papá también.

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Ricardo 🇬🇹, o Caetano 🇧🇷 é seu Pai

This is an intermediary frame in change… Have a Peach 🍑 César, it’s courtesy of “As Thyme Goes By” en Casablanca.

I’m SIRIUS, César and youse knot and here is why, doctor, because you never leave a gathering without saying goodbye, otherwise you ain’t nothing but a McDo employee who changes his/her shirt 🎽 at the end of the shift to clock-out (punto-y- coma); which is why the “guests of honor” ignored the feast, Thomas de Por-Qué-Rie, because clochards hate being the product of the Knights, and this César (coma), is the difference from those who make Enigmas in the electronic transactions fields (cryptology) and Snoops in free-Lance journalism like me… Öüï Say It as, IT!, is. Sí, si, see 🙈

Fuck you and the Great State of Louisiana, Sen. (R-LA) Kennedy, John³

Note to Melissa FEBOS: romance does not equal FUCKING and Fucking is not very romantic anyway.

Ask any “girl”… Ewe are not supposed to ask their “age”, if it’s good for the goose 🪿 it’s probably because The Boot stepping Industry is hammer ⚒️ ing like animals.

 

And now Ewe motherfuckers know, why Tone Loc dropped the Intro on The Candyman in 1990:

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Attention all ladies
The Candyman is on the prowl
And for those who want to do the The Mali National Basketball Team
You got’s to speak up now

Porn : the format for Victory

³~. Will you, Senator Kennedy, be using your Oxford accent or just the plain redneck bullshit with which you fought so valiantly like, to defend your boss Donald ”TACO“ Trump when the impeachments were on the Morning Joe.

SYNTAX… Ay, Ay, Ay.

The way prayers are arranged in accordance to how the sentence affects 1) Ewe, 2) Mí, and 3). Eye.

What’s the matter, John? Leopard ate your constituents faces and now you are trying to save yours from all the niggers who voted for Trump there? Bitch just hop in your yacht and sail to France. Go to the South and feel at home in Fréjus.

SEMANTICS

NATO allies cannot rely on “America*” for their defense.

U.S. Secretary of Defense, Peter “prick” Hegseth.

Melody y El Puñetero Relato en Pelotas

Now that, that’s STRAIGHT FUCKING with no lube or romance.

“Who’s on first?” Senator Kennedy!!! What’s on Second!!!, Are you FUCKING with the American people, Senator Kennedy, or just using your Southern Charm to romance the room that you are speaking to?

And Cousin Joe, it’s your show and now Öüï knows that Overhead is a motherfucker, but are handkerchiefs that 🫰 expensive or is Senator Kennedy just a cheap S.O.B. in a world of have’s and have nots.

PORN it’s what’s on, it’s Évry fucking-were

Future Ketch-up is now identified, and in the segment for l’Ascension de mañana in C.E.T. I (Armando Segovia) is going to borrow a couple Zeros to the Left (0.123456789) from Alejandro Valenzuela a.k.a. “the Israelí gringo de Brownsville Nuevo León, en SciencesPo) to show that son of a bitch how to call-for-fire en tiempos de hambre:

Time now in Hilo, Hawaii; it’s Wednesday night at 23h47 on a Sunny High Noon in Paris at the opposite end of the 11:47 in the a.m. dial of The Watch ⌚ of Thursday, May 29.

For those who own yachts, there’s a soundtrack for that. And the chickens will like it too! Heck this beat is so funky Mia Farrow is going to talk about PORN and the new Woody Allen movie on Morning Joe… heck it could be said that The Family Porn fantasy step-sister tube was invented by Woody.

Behold.

This has been the Ascending eve of Jesus-es break into heaven and this is where WARRANT comes in, because “HEAVEN isn’t too far away 🎶🎶🎶🫴.

The First 100 Naps and a dream of Sex in The Middle Ages

The Birth of Cuckold 🤌🏿… I can see for Miles 

The Birth of Cuckold followed by She Bops.

🎺 Time After Time… For What It’s Worth

And, Alicia enCadenaDA, Eye don’t know if you noticed but this blog, ASEGOVIA3, is the blog that gives you Would.

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50 Years of Roosters in The ‘NAM🪞MAN… ahora mira a tus hijos porque te preguntarán, Kash Patel³

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain’t gonna die
No, no, no oh,
you know he ain’t gonna die

NOBODY EXPECTS 🍎 THE SPANISH INQUISITION 

How Do EWE like Them Apples… No pirates allowed. We are RAIDERS motherfucker.

³~. Está Es Tu Vida… The Spanish F.B.I. de Summers, and I am talking about DAVID, not Sting’s Andy police, man.

Over at SIXTEEN Chapels, including that one in Rome where FRUITS, yes Kir, those fucking APPLES are turning into weapons of Mass Séduction.

Ink 🫟 this Ananas Giriharadas, ink this:

Never mind the details, Mika… The Devil is in the MARGINS… Gene Robinson at The Bezos Times calls IT!, marginalia on your Labia.

Saint Jérôme is a fucking idiot who knew shit about TRANSLATION in the IV century and less about THE UNITED FRUIT COMPANY in MATEHUALA. Cardinal Ximénez knew it and that is why you, Ewe, mister Ananas 🍍 if that is even your Real Name, EWE need to read FRUTOLOGÍAS (Taurus, 2025). It’s in Castellano, not Spanish… so don’t ask Jeremy to translate the tome for youse all. So pena of confusing PERI (hanging fruit, like say mis aguacates) for malum, which as Yoko Ono knows started the “cover your shame” with a fig leaf fad(o)at El Corte Inglés.

Volver… Jesús Fucking Christ!!! Knot A Second Time.

Now pay your taxes, or Don Quichotte is going to send Sancho to raid your bed. And only a Fool Would bet against Liverpool when The Canucks are changing horse in the first Day of Donald Trump’s reign of GRAFT.

The Birth of Porn… Be held 📳🖕

And on the 9th day… Velshi popped a Gold i•Phone 3:16. G.L.O.R.I.A.

G°low—Ria  

… just another Lost Angel, City of lights, City of LIGHTs —Yeah!

 

“I”m gonna shout IT! Évry They”

JEN et Sis’ according to Jim.

Remember this, Eléonore… Suprême Scalia in the SCOT.u.s. established that P.O.R.N. is in the Eye of the beholder, and baby you are the Diamond 💎 in that shade. You are the playing field on that forecast, not the player at The Plate or the hurler at the MOUND.

If you give this man a ride…

If your name is Avi Velshi, on the msNbc’s-es, you sir have been hired to host our weekend-edition Shopping Channel Blog… Öüï likes the way you finger that cell 📲.