Tag Archives: Eléonore Boccara — La Chica del Reporte del tiempo

Extra! Extra!!! 📢 Hoy no hubo P.🦚.R.N.

If Your Mother Can Keep It… Ben Franklin was in fact, a fag.

P.🦚. S. A. you are going to like the way Mando [makes you] feels… in El Salvador.

Porn aside, ¡SEÑORA!!! Wanna know where the Vice-president’s mother in Them little United States got her cellular phone from?

Squiggly vertical lines are closer than they appear… sooooo, ketch-up! And don’t be late.

“if you want to get down, down on the ground”…

Don’t do it, after a few lines, the details.

Metro Balderas intersection with Chato, —Doh!!!

It’s your adVert, conso.

— A ver Marjo sópleme, 🌬️ usted trae aliento a Jazz 🎷.

Across The Atlantic, it’s official, The United States people are stupid, the bully nation came in FIRST, it was both a beautiful and, a perfect first place. EL Salvador came in a close second in the countries that MAKE UP América; in related stupidity, United Statesians voted for the most chaos and those motherfuckers are about to find out, who Pablo Torre is and just how much their ballot tantrum is going to… ahhh, fuck it… I’m going to sleep.

… sleep well spent, any 🦉 hoot, Rachel MADDOW, before you sign-out:

Your mother was A Cum Bucket outside of the Supermarket where you worked.

Your Mother Was A Whiskey-Tango Whore and that is how YALE UNIVERSITY admitted the VP’s Appalachian ass into the Skulls & Bones “kill Benjamin Franklin’s Dreams”.

📯 on 🎹 and a broken glass by The Seine, followed by Dr. Robert

Revolv’er

Ah, look at ol' the lonely people.

Ah, look at ol’ the lonely people.

 

Now with more cow, Belle.

1. Fuck YOU Pablo in particular, and your Nazi-Peruvian 🪖 préfecture artists, también. I know that you are now burning in hell motherfucker, but you are going to think that the Devil was a Dame when you see me crossing that fucking gate.

Key word here mister Torre (nice shirt) is the Pe 🇵🇪 not the Ph 🇵🇭.

Good day, sunshine.

Nor~ah Jones kin goes here… Ragas to riches.

… Jello’ what? Ain’t no Jell-O on the submarine, how can Ewe have any Yello’ if The Pink Moon en BaBeLia forgot the puddin’?

Any 🦉 hoot, Doris Kerns-Goodjeer… Joe Scarborough recently learned that his co-HOst, Mika Scarborough, is a Head fan; and now, that GOP hound dog knows what it feels to be a fan of the Dead… and Ewe know you should be glad, Cousin Joe.

2. In local blogs, Armando Segovia skipped the France Tú sphère. In other words Öüï don’t know if Flavia brought in a comedian, a magician or, a politician. Sources close to Fenster the copy editor relay that Catalonio Barcelonneto de Peralvillo split the difference between those potential guests on the France Tú Show and a car full of clowns 🏌️‍♀️.

3. Eye forgot what Three was but Öüï will screen-that-out when we switch, IT!, over to due process on the checkers board for babies

That’s cute! Ok Évrybody now we know what Pepa is going to Put on her Front Page

I (Armando 🪶 Segovia) hate to say it, but everything in The New “américa” is literally crash💥ing down… thanks, Oh-Bamma. Roll Tide 🌊 you are KNOT gonna guess who went skateboarding on Port “J”? It was John Coltrane 🦉. I’m telling Ewe, —Boo 👻.

Travel Alert : Dangerous traveling conditions in them United States in América.

 

In A Sentimental 🌦️ Blue.

“And here’s another thing Ewe don’t know…”

The “Goldman” was, “Girl” 🚬

That's Cute.

 

Memory loss? Öüï has the ultimate remedy to replace those mental images that left your station before the match 🏈… Issy-picture-that-Pigskin in 📺 PAL.

 

Indiana en Nice… nice, now Harrison’s getting paid³

³~. On the flip side, Schools of fish are sleeping with Luca Brassière in Fréjus.

Chocolat au lait … ”mmmm, ma’mmmm, mum-mum—mum-mum,” according to sources close to the Cookie Monster.

🤎 Hey Lizzo, give Lorène some Shugga’ 🍫

Sho•Ko•Lat Au Lait… 🕺 💃 Oyster Perpetual

Nelson?
… never ho’iD ov’iM.

 

And still to come…

Our musical segment from Juan-en-Cannes; it’s a little blast from the past and they come by virtue of Celtic tribes, ladies in Gemini, The Dingleberries performing their signature dish, Somme-Bee.

And Starring as Gina Montes: L’Incroyable Charlotte Méritan.

… but first, Kamal The Magicien is at the plate and Pablo Torre is on First; it’s the bottom of The Seine and La Pájara “Peggy” is at the mound and Eléonore Boccara guaranteed blue skies all day.

Meet me and Katty Kay in CALIFORNIA… oh, where did you go, Oh! Hi, ho.