Tag Archives: Fabien Nemais — BFM’er Chayote

Breaking in ROME : LEO is coming to Paname

Rhodo–THEN–Dron, or how Eye learned to love “Good Omens” on the “Slow Horses” beat, now get off of my bridge you fucking charlatan.

 

But first! Our thoughts and prayers are with Lorène de Sousbeille who remains trapped in the forefront of a GWAR-screen-THAT should not be and, as if that was not enough, there’s the warmongering of FABIEN NAMIAS who sidelined Sweet Caroline du Jardinage on BFM’er TV ; shame on Ewe NEMAIS (palomas), shame on you.

Later on this fucking SCROLL 📜 :

“Ni Maís Paloma”

aforismos mexicanos for your fcuking dictums

Hurry on up and move it on up, or how some foreman decided to leave the WASTE load en-un-andén before heading out for ⬇️ “l’Ascencion”… ♠️🃏 i’m the Real 🦇Batman, Vicky BASS ; not that cheap Chinese knock-off en Shanghai.

Happening right now at France Tú it’s “At The Risk of Sounding Like a Forensic Specialist”, l’anatomie d’un CHUTE.

J. Lamb :

ibid… it’s 4h20m somewhere in GUAM, USA.

— I’m no Alain Bauer, but I seem to reckon that Öüï’s been fucked by a bunch of hos wearing ZARA.

Bad Company — ISSY-Ewe-Can play with Madness 🕴🏼

Fcukers — La Nueva Pjaa 次

But first! Öüï switches it over to Austin, Texas, where The Daily Stoic is either painting his porch or peddling Russian “propaganda¹”… i see your 🦉 hooters 🦉 on that there Calendar of Wisdom and just for the sake of “short phrases” and “unknown flowers”, i raise you The Philosophical Herbarium.

次~. ˢᵒtsugi ; 186 mars/avril 2026 “TURN UP THE BASS, MOTHERFCUKERS

Do[lorem ipsum goes here] so Carpe Diem motherfcukers.

¹~. A Calendar Of Wisdom, by Leo Tolstoy.

Las comparaciones, María Antonia, por eso son odiosas… y por eso las ostras (y los ostros) están siendo robadas y robados de su única posesi⊕n, en fin María Antonia la paella de hoy incluye la almeja que Patrick se llevó :

https ://haciendomagiaconpalabras .wordpress .com /2026/05/13 /las-perlas-del-perla-by-mabm/

… en fin Jackie Alemany, you say that you can spice up a mean paella, well Mí myself and off course, Eye, goes to the source in Valencia for the sake of pa’Lourdes in Pau.

J’te l’dis quand même, that this is a work in progress, but then again no, i never wanted to be a sculptor… that trade is for the fishes in Nice.

 

Can someone, anyone please put back the smile on Lorène de Sousbeille please, she sho’ is the bomb (Öüï ol’ and young agree 👍🏾) but that fucking explosion 💥 background is starting to get worn out ; how about if y’all bring in the garden girl for a fucking change FABIEN NAMIAS?

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次 … Next up : Karen BASS from L.A.

Don’t make me call out the boat-to-Pont Neuf³ and head over to Quai de Garigliano to kick your ass with some of that ChaYote that you seem to enjoy on the warmongering beat 🪘.

³~. It’s the same boat that Eye took to Cairo… i’m telling you Fabien, it’s fucking Madness 🕴🏼any 🦉 hoot 🦉 it’s that time again (after 61 of the 250 years) in ALABAMA when “the blacks” head on out to the bridge, to show solidarity we (the staff of this most non-consequential blog) head on over to California’s 35th Congressional District where POMONA is on the ballot and that’s how Öüï’s going to fill that oval next to Norma’s name.