Over at Hôtel de Ville Marie Gentric got run over by an Ice Cream Truck

You are in my Element, Gentric 🍃 Put the mask on. You are about to experience La Fuerza de Un Waffle 🧇 Bien Belga cómo Brel en Bobigny (93100).

Soñe por un momento que Era Aire… and then I Went Skateboarding en picada y sin paracaídas… It’s petty, Nacho Cano, I know but I’m Freefalling.

In Spain, after the first 100 Theys of Donald Trump’s second term, Öüï can finally answer the Age-Old question, “Quién Detiene PALOMAS al Vuelo, volando al ras del suelo”, and it’s off-COURSE, the United States in Christopher’s Columbus América.

It Ain’t Necessarily ZoSo.

Vous êtes Issy, Paris, rue des Déchargeurs__ Marie Gentric is in a stable coma and she is about to go down with papas al Purgatorio where Bergoglio is about to meet with some tubérculo 🍠 there.

Marie Gentric is survived (si no La Libra) by two cute hamsters 🐹 her closest relatives at BFM.

“Piano, piano, there’s pianinos Évrywhere !!!” cried a street-crossing guide³ in front of the BHV as the speeding ice cream delivery truck headed for the Pass via la rue des Halles.

³~. Formerly a homeless lady that was placed by Mme. Hidalgo in a place to live and now she does the Oh-Seven hundred hour shift Monday to Friday but not tomorrow because tomorrow is a PAID Holliday in France, but not if the bakers and florists have it The Jeff Bezos way.

Saigon and De Gaulle order Belgian Waffles.

 

The driver, a Congolese woman who recently lost her Nineteenth Hundred Hours gig at the MSNBC’s ironically claimed and the cargo on the lorry 🚛 coincided with what the Reid-Out declared… BELGIAN WAFFLES 🧇 must get through.

Breaking in Paris, Emilia Pères got Ran over by a Congolese waffle delivery former-pundit. At

 

Any 🦉 hoot   SOPHIE BI•NET, I, Armando Segovia, agree with your “preservativos” conquest but Öüï will talk about that Tomorrow at the manif’ over some Conchas, Bimbo… recuérdame 🪿 and if you are from EL FRENTE AMPLIO MEXICANO de Izquierda el próximo toro va para todos y cada una de ustedes:

Al HaBer ganSITOS® ya nadie compra “Barrit•as” con Mari•nel°a.

Talk about a SNAFU among yourselves. Ed Helms just killed The Joker with the Suez Canal. FUCK!!!! STOP THE PRESSES-ese, LAUREN LEADER is starring as Vicky Vale, LA VIKINA… Vicky Carr, La vikina.

Dedos a tres caídas sin límite de nieve de limón.