Author Archives: Armando Segovia

Cinco Puntos : it’s been a long time since the tuck and roll³

Not afraid of Pirates

Ibid.1986

Practice What You Preach:
AMERICA… Meu 🇮🇪 Pais 🏌🏼Europe Wins Ryder’s Cup despite bitches in the midst, Pablo Torre relays.

Huge American Flags on a Recreational Pick-up Truck.

Stop fucking with Kyle’s Jew Mom.

³~. The Anarchist Cookbook… and Zeppelin, Mitt, goes here, “because corporations are PEOPLE too!”, according to former Wolverine Governor’s Son, Mitt Romney².

No Static

²~. Now then, Alexandre, welcome to the place Where Évry motherfucking Body knows your name ; any 🦉 hoot, Alex-an-Dre you might be wondering what The Great State of The Latter THEY Saints in Michigan has to do with MEXICAN 🌮 NEWS 📰, funny your street-roaming ass should ask, y para andar sin RODEOS en Hidalgo del Parral, that’s because Senator (R-MI) Mitt Romney was named after that great state’s geographical shape on a map (in any dimension) and because his daddy, the late-Governor Jorge W. Romney was born in Mexico, right next to where Pancho Villa took a piss and where he [ mi General Francisco “Doroteo“ Villa] was sacrificed by PACO IGNACIO TAIBO II… Öüï brings you the news of Inde en Durango

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Fast Times at Chuco Town

Modelo (yo) Especial ingenia.

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the imagination 🏌️

TKT, Hidalgo invita.

In local news, Colombian president and Saturday Morning’s Cartoons enthusiast, Tavo 🇨🇴 Petro, condemned the gringo-klan of 🇺🇸 America transgressions against the liberty menu of América 🌎 y sus cryspy papas 🍟 freedom.

Ewe Were Just a duck in the crowd, starring Sean Penn as Edward Libres-Scissors.

 

You ain’t nothing but a French canard.

At The Moo-Vies :

Oh for the love of La Mancha!

Leonardo DiCaprio goes on the lam, short-story long, DiCaprio takes the bathrobe but the motherfucker forgets to bring a towel.

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Intermedio entre molinos…

Keep yer’Squelch On.

I’ve Just Seen A Face — The Paperboys meet Dulcinea del Toboso.

 

… in local news, time warped with Hawaii and Colonel Lockjaw followed the trail of Perfidia illegitimate basterd daughter in Europe (75001) and sources close to Fenster Ninja’s Academy relay that the Christmas Adventurer took the Compostela Trail to Saint-Jacques Square in Paris, France. Issy-the-son-of-a-bitch took The “A” Train through the Twilight Zone.

⚡ HELLS BELLS 🖕🏽

Goddamn Bathrobe Still Stinks of The Reefer.

Bitch, take the quickest train to Harlem

En fin, Django… Jan Vill[€]net is a babe, but la médiatrice retired from the Actual 75 zip code transmission and moved to El Paso, Texas, where she runs a HAM Radio outfit right under Congressperson Robert “beto” O’Rourke cul-de-sac, coincidentally just a few blocks from where Pancho Villa took a piss at Sunset Heights next to I.C.E. University on Bob Hoskins Rd.

Appellation d’Origine PALESTINA.

 

Do I really have to? Oh-key Doh-key… but please remind the YOUTHS that Leonardo DiCaprio will not be televised.

Le’mme fix this, en avance te quiero.

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T.R.O.N. was an American Girl.

Take The Ey Train.

Syncope

Una Pura y Dos con Sal… TKT 🍋

Oh deer… 🏌️ 🏇 🏆 (71)

Average Veteran Here

No fighting in the war room.

Pete Hegseth pulls the “Napoléon leaves Egypt” maneuver on the Brass*.

Eye don’t give a fuck about The F.B.I.
Eye don’t give a fuck about The C.I.A.
Eye don’t give a fuck about L.S.D.
Eye don’t give a fuck about anything…

Goofy’s Concern
Butthole Surfers.

Sources close to the Ministry of War relay that Lady Liberty is fooling around on Freedom.

*~. Military Commands around the world Top Officers

Adventures in Translation and Interpretation : signs

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Some Guys… same breach happened to me in 2007 at William Beaumont Veterans Administration Center, in El Paso, Texas… but unlike Rep.Mikie Sherrill, I am not French. This is to say that little ol’average veteran cannot do anything about it, —except pay for that “low-level technician”.

 

In local news, 📱 Eye has friends 🍽️ in Low places 🇫🇷.

The Punchline, delivered by La Campeona, Carla Bruni

No pun intended:

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /le-jazz-une-musique-de-lutte

but a fun way to remember what a RECIPROCAL is—is  by FLIPPING 🖕 IT 👇 OVER

La Pasión de Carla… y las tangas de Raphaël Morán en « Mediapart ».

—Did you say…?

—Whore.

¡…..Öüï now returns to the conclusion of Ausente en París y La Campeona por Alfonso Reyes …………….!

Marjolena Kalten-porten Ángola, —I Love You, I miss you, and tómate está TKT 🍻 con Mí-Go.

Smells like teen spirit.

… just the facts Mediapart, and nuttin’ but the motherfucking facts:

Armando Segovia came to France inspired by some dude named Tocqueville and hoping for a bit of reciprocal courtesy from the people who claim that they had invented la “llamada” Liberté, what Armando found [instead] was Emiliano Zapata dressed like a fag and his image manipulated by Pablo Gleason y la Préfecture de Police.

Zapata in Drag — PARIS FASHION WEEK 2025.

Cosecha de un árbol de pólvora {the 🎤 punchline} :

Overcoming the general astonishment, Monsieur Machin, ever analytical, asks:

“But then, dolphin or mermaid, naiad, oceanid or demon… without skirts, would you like to tell us how, when, where you acquired such agility and grace in swimming, such athletic perfection, such extraordinary mastery of… of… of… of…

And the oceanid, candidly, cuts him off:

“C’est que… vous savez? Avant de venir ici je faisais le trottoir á Venise.

From Árbol de pólvora

… and starring as “La Campeona” de Reyes : Claudia Cardinale

In Eucledian lore, the punchline is what Donald John Trump University graduates would define as the “re-ciprocal” of the headline… but don’t Ewe go burying the lede.

La más francesa de las italianas y viceversa…

BRUNI RULES

“TKT”, o como dicen los « ados » en La France : t’inquiète… it’s just another TeCaTe con limón in a Brave New World.

Tiny Dancer 🩰… sources close to Joe Scarborough relay that Texas Senator, Ted Cruz’s wife makes great ApfelStrudel from the original Goebbels kitchen. BRAVO, Senator Cruz! Bravo se llama el río que tú piensas que es grande. Now go erase Charlie Kirk’s graffiti from the Highway 🛣️ Signs and then go hang out with Robert Kennedy Jr. and talk about how your dad killed “little Bobby’s” uncle Jack.

Nicolas Sarkozy est déclaré coupable d’association de malfaiteurs.

The French Altiplano… no fue penal. 

Raphaël Morán es una madrina en Mediapart

https ://catedrareyes .org /2017/09/02 /la-campeona-por-alfonso-reyes/

The Plane! The Plane!!!

In this section, the student will shift to a dimension of sight and sound and all that jazz. It’s part of a larger global picture that makes a stop en el reino de la ficción³.

‘Ciao’ Claudia … punchline follows 🛵 :

The World of text, is of course a world, [it] enters necesariamente en conflicto with the real world, “to re-make it”, whether it is confirmed or denied. But even the most ironic relationship of art with respect to reality would be incomprehensible if art would not dis-arrayed and re-ordered our relation with the real world.
Indented excerpt on p. 22 of Cuadernos Americanos 188 (México, 2024/2). Translation in real time by Andrea Bocelli.

The Plane has no Wings, Paul. So no, The Plane cannot travel at the speed of light.

AND/OR indeed.

³~. Eduardo Galeano : las orillas del silencio (fragmento)* en, Cuadernos Americanos nº 188.
*Por Román Cortázar ; UNAM, México 2024.