Monthly Archives: January 2022

Dad jokes with Jon Mich-Um — ¡Qué huevos!!!

Dear, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know i loved you, but Öüï now knows that your EGO could not let go of my Eggo™, with this in mind, thank you Justice Bryers for TIMING your retirement, you are so cool you make Dreyer’s™ ICE CREAM look like a melting ICEBERG.

SteRuhl saved The BriWi Show.

With that in mind, FULL-DISCLOSURE:

The following post is a tribute for the greatest streak of squeaky-clean, IRRÉPROCHABLE Dad Jokes based the following Tinder post (removed by the moderators):

Day 13: SHE RESPONDED!! Read it all, smile, cringe, laugh. Thanks for being a part of this journey :)… Publié par: u/Accomplished_Humor55… 12 hours ago at 0500h

Megg’s did not deserve you…
take it from a Megg-seecan

 

https ://www .nytimes .com /2022/01/26 /climate /iceberg-a68a-antarctica .html

THE KING IS GONE BUT {He} IS NOT FORGOTTEN

And, Katty Kay, it takes a special {kind of} “son of a bitch” to bring the Soul out of the cringiest type of comedy… the kind oNe might run into on FOX News TiBi.

But furr‘st, the KNEWS:

https ://www .bloomberg .com /news /articles /2022-01-26 /emails-cast-doubt-on-johnson-s-denials-over-afghan-animal-rescue

— Leave the Afghans, take the Pussies.
Eye swears to Allah,
that Jon Meacham can’t write this
shit material up.

And in Paris, France, Madame Hidalgo is “Rocking in the Free World” and Louis Pasteur is eradicating chronic crackhead poverty, as Öüï speaks, of page Tú of N° 3701 of 20 minutes in France.

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2022 /jan /26 /homeless-los-angeles-super-bowl

Page 10, Mathématiques — Logique (ibid.)

Behind basic logic, there’s Boolean algebra, which allows to model all logical statements and reasonings by means of three basic operations: “and”, “or” and “not”, i.e. the passage from true to false.

Over on the Joe Rogan Show… “Donkey Juice” Cures Covid.

https ://www .youtube .com /watch?v= Zk6KiP7iQgo

Dear, Stephanie Ruhle, Öüï does not select the TANK Tops, nor the content on THE mtv.
Money for Nuttin’ and yer’ Chicks are free-range… The Best Huevos, pues.

https ://www .lemonde .fr /culture /article /2022/01/27 /neil-young-met-sa-menace-a-execution-sa-musique-va-etre-retiree-de-spotif _6111131_3246 .html

Hey, hey, my—my… Eye will do anything for LOVE (of money) but I WON’T DO THAT.

Intermedio con Rickie Lee Jones… and Mongo Santamaría’s Shirt in COOPERSTOWN!!!

Houston (STREET) Öüï has a problem; get your basic maths Paraphernalia ready.

https ://www .ctvnews .ca /canada 
/a-third-of-students-think-holocaust-exaggerated
-or-fabricated
-study -1.5753990

And, Eye, quotes from page 17 of the little essay below the quotes:

⌊ An example illustrates the situation well: it is the theory of faisceaux (sheafs). It shows that this relation to abstraction depends on each mathematician, on the professional choices s/he makes, and on the use s/he has of the objects in question…

« A implique B » … page 9, “Faire des Mathématiques” [CNRS de Vive Voix].

Logic plays a mathematical role, por ejemplo, in Dixie Fried Politics. Take Imani Perry, who just took Eddie Gloude’s segment by explaining the classic problem,

DeXtroMéthorphane… In large quantities you may hallucinate…

‘an elite Virginian leaves Mecklenburg County in South Carolina at 3 pm on Friday to vote on legislation for the cotton-pickin’ pickers industry, which is to be voted the following Monday at 8 am in Washington, D.C.’

Logic dictates that,  “A”, the gentleman from Virginia would promote having the center of power near his town, and “B” keep the cotton pickers from voting, of course.

With D.A.T. in mind, Öüï continues with the basic maths Paraphernalia of page 17 (Abstraction)

 

… [A] bundle is an object used in topology, this branch of mathematics deals with the notion of continuity, voisinage (proximity) or limit…

 

https ://globalvoices .org /2022/01/25 /georgian-pm–gifted-his-wife-part-of-a-state-owned-forest/

Keep the shirt, drop the stinky Socks.

But FO’ist! Elise is the best lookin’ Tammy Faye Baker for my cup of joe.
— Lemire, however, has got to go; he’s no Jimmy Stewart.

https ://www .hopitalpourenfants .com /infos-sante /pathologies-et-maladies /ces-ados-qui-abusent-des-medicaments-contre-la-toux

All That Rage because of The Rag time… Sponsored by Vania™️, period!

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Jimmy_Swaggart

With fake télÉvangelists out of the güey, Öüï now continues with:

basic maths Paraphernalia of page 17 (Abstraction)

 

…[T]he definition of a bundle is of an « ensemblistic³ » nature, which is not surprising since, at the beginning, the main notions of topology are ensemblistic: the openings, sub-sets which define the topology, or their complements, the closures, must satisfy a certain number of axioms. Thus, the definition of a topology is ensamblistic…

³.~ LEICA gerund, —pues.

Fire to adjust ; fire—FIRE-H.E.A.T… and all that JAZZ!!!

Quai d’Orleans, PARIS CENTRE _ In a blatant disregard to https ://www .actualidadliteratura .com /fondo-y-forma-en-literatura-lo-que-decimos-y-como-lo-decimos/ Rickie just settled for a concrete LEICA™ lawnmower and a parking lot space at Le parvis de Le Roi Merlin.

Or Something Like That… Eye is done with Castor, AMA

“They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot,” blame it on Joni Mitchell.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /AMA

And if youse got the last LEICA™ joke… then you must know what this symbol  ∪, on PAGE 17 means :

… [L]‘utilité de la notion de faisceau apparaît dans des situations mathématiques tout à fait concrètes où les objets ne sont pas globalement définis…

https ://www .the guardian .com /world /2022 /jan /26 /ukraine-and-russia-to-hold-paris-talks-in-latest-effort-to-ease-tensions

Via: Reddit.Com/r/DadJokes

In CONCLUSION (page 17 ∪ 18):

One can think of an object in pieces that comes with an instruction manual that explains how to put the pieces back together. A beam would be an object that we cannot, for very good reasons, put together
(jump to page 18)

_raisons, décrire par sa totalité, mais que par ses morceaux.⌋

 

It’s 10 a.m. in Central Auschwitz Times*

* Ask Mika, she can confirm with the New York City Mayor.

…

Opportunist fucker that Larry David is, he (that motherfucker) wasted no time in warppin’ Jason in the Form of Alexandre (Georgie Constanza) to take over the dearly dePart.Ed, Alexandre Desourmont. It’s all part of the literary summit at Château Vincennes, via La Quai d’Orleans (Paris, Centre; Mystère Productions and a grant from Donnie Deutsch)

…

 

La Última Hora (AD”) — Anne Frank’s Garten (3éme)

Turn The Page, in Amsterdam is another They and in Cabo San Lucas, aussi(e).

Anne Frank’s They… correction: Ado Allemand, ABRI à Amsterdam and a VICTIM of her own success.

If “surmonter” is French for, to seat on top (of the Cabin, Thom)… What happens when Ewe adds a « De » to the Verb in Transition?

https ://www .fip .fr /emissions /club-jazzafip /club-jazzafip-du-mardi-25-janvier-2022

Previously on the tale about a waitress from Natchez working at a biker roadhouse in the Great State of Mississippi…

Let’s ask Leonardo DiCaprio… that motherfucker! That dumb sumbitch is like the current “expert” in all things FINAL, just look what he did to La Vaquita Marina in Cabo Wabo, San Lucas. Leo ate the last Mexican Vaquita de Mar. Indeed he did.

In Local Motion News, fip fired Alexandre Desurmont. Fuck You Denis Soula, you fuckin’ Mexican!!! Have you no Soul?

Alexandre Desurmont began his career as a Radio DeeJay delivering baguettes to Pete Best in Hamburg.

Desourmont kept the sirens (them sluts) in line, and to celebrate the axing of the jazz spinner, Radio France is having an all-out orgie at la rue Saint-Opportune… the humanity.

“Hasta La Vista, Baby”… You’ve been Terminated.

Live from The Pershing Memorial Sports Complex Headquarters and HHC à Vincennes Prison in Paris Foxtrot Romeo

ISSY, Eye is more indian Than You, Eye’s lineage dates back to LOS TOBOSOS de CUATROCIENEGAS, how’bout yours, PROSPECTor? And/Or, as a matter of fact, Öüï’s grampa used to chop suey APACHES for breakfast, TROU 🕳️ Story 🪐. Ask any Chichimeca del SOL AZTECA.

https ://www .msnbc .com /morning-joe /watch /wajahat-ali-releases-an-elegy-for-the-rest-of-us-who-are-still-not-considered-american -131638341635

East side Parc Floral_ 25 d’enero, 2012

Basket case from Scarborough Fair.

In Florida, the illegitimate bastard child of Robert DiNero, Mark Caputo, just confirmed that Florida is really nothing more than an extension of AlaBamA.

And to commemorate the Eve of Black History Month, a seamless relay between The Eastern Pennsylvania Girls and The Western Pennsylvania Girls is in effect.

In NYC, “wine on my shoes” is CODE for MadDogXX-XX march. The Gotham City Mayor likes to Party All The Time

 

Hey D.A.R.E., Little Tigers…

…

Still to come on fip at Le Théâtre de Los Dos Pueblos:

ALERT

Journée défense et citoyenneté. Camp Neuf .

Starring, Tom Cruz as: Bambina

Cher FIP, sachez que le refuge pendant les heures de fermeture est une toilette, pas votre putain de tanière.

Told y’ALL D.A.T. Eye is Blacker than YOU, Supreme negro in The Supreme Court of The House of Prescott Bush… and, Ginny, you are wearing Janus color, and you make it look like the colour of Grey Poupon from Dee Yon.

 

Translated from Trafamadorian using DEEPL™

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki/Tralfamadore

…

From the makers of “Jazz is for fags” and “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”

Well, you’ve HO’id about the Summer of Soul… It’s kind’a like that, but for younger roots.

… If Questlove is going to do like Willie Geist and stay in bed, Öüï has no choice but to bring out The Kids in The Hall, —güey.

And here’s why, Mr. Quest, you don’t get to criticize a Tux on Stage just because Mongo Santamaría is dressed for the occasion, and the Family of Sly Jones dressed like they’ve just got out of a Salvation Army second-hand store.

It’s like THIS, if you can’t even get out of your Scooby-Doo jammies to promote the so-called Black Woodstock, then you need to plan your promos on MIKA Standard Time, which is High Noon on The Jimmy Fallon Show… in Hawaii, 18h in Pompeii.

2 min pause

And, Cousin Joe, please don’t show your big ugly mug on Deadline, right now it’s time for your Nantucket siesta.

Pasa la rocha!

Aquí y en China, la cucaracha ya no puede caminar… Cuál parade, ni que ocho Fat Tuesday’s!

…

And, starring as Eddie Gloude Jr.:

 

 

 

Intermedio con page Tú — Jazz is for fags

Chano Pozo walks into a bar…

RT France 24 janv. 2022, 14:06- Avec la colaboración de “la bendita” Agence France Presse. Eye is a FAUCIST, and Fauci is star… you circus animals. GOT Yer’ Horse dewormer medecine yet? Don’t forget to SPRINKLE your favorite fishbowl supplements on your RONALD RAOULT french fries.

_ [H]ilarity ensues when La MEP³ sends him to The Congo
instead of delivering him to Las Congas.
ISSY… Eye is blacker than Ewe.

³.~ https ://www .mep-fr .org /event /swinguerra/

Domingo en Kalifas!

…

Over in Eastern Pennsylvania, Mika is covering all things OTAN.

https ://francais .rt .com /international /95080-otan-envoie-bateaux-avions-supplementaires-europe-est

Peskov does not approve,
and Willie Geist don’t care
Willie followed Cerf-panthére’s advice

And in WaWa land, an HisToric FO’ist!

15 microphones and a 40°, according to the Root on a ReRun of a morning Late night show. —!—_—¨
Fakir n° 97, page Tú “Les Petites Mains”, ibid.

Ahmir Khalib Thompson, dit Questlove, or something like that,
becomes the FO’ist Philadelphian to be featured on the MORJO SHOW sans noir… it’s an all Blanche panel in Western Philadelphia.

…

Previously on “The History of Social Control” on the JDD

con información de Le Journal de La Mancha

Autoformation: road signs.

 

All we are sayin’, is that all of a sudden, the good frogs at Le Journal du Dimanche are anticipating explanations to [catch Ewe] by surprise… but only if you don’t know the one about José de Las Fuentes Rodríguez (en el fondo de la forma de CUBA).

Sor presa y Sus Ananas Puvedas

https ://elpais .com /mexico /2022-01-20 /porfirio-munoz-ledo-asegura-haber-sido-propuesto-como-nuevo-embajador-de-mexico-en-cuba .html

Jump to Intermedio con page Tú.

Memo to Memo [Brut media] : go to Lagrange near the Oldest árbol on the 5éme

The first quaestor of the Assembly has finally enlightened us : the boss would run a multinational company underwater… [in Australia, later during the Fall of 2021, maybe.]

No such thing as “redemption songs” for fallen Swan Songs, nonetheless Öüï has to fullfil the book… and CLEO LAINE (1957 via Cerf-panthére N° 3699), regarding your REAL GONE label and your song, “T’ain’t what you do (It’s the way that Cha do it)” on the Sunday afternoon fip dot ef er programming, please be advised that La Ruffin Corporation Inc., is aware of your persuassion² to encourage your janitors to be motivated by “Passion” rather than “that slippery slope” called « greed ».

².~ Fakir n° 97, page Tú “Les Petites Mains“, via Le SPMF, short for: small handed mother fakirs. Fev. 2021.

In Local news, LA CATEDRAL del JAZZ en París, TSF JAZZ 89.9 just jammed with The Floyd in Pompeii, en horario nocturno de Hawaii… it Ain’t Over till IT IS Over.

https ://www.tsfjazz .com /programmes /chateau-gardot /2022-01-17 /18-00

To celebrate the occasion, Ewe Tú, motherfucker, are going to have to Ketch-Up with ROCKY and his Picture Show at La Maub.

But FO’ist!

It’s another edition of WHO IS MOVING TO PARIS?

Yup, it was just a matter of time, Ari Melber, of “The Ari Melber Show” is moving to Paris and that sumbitch just changed his name to KALIFA en Domingo, or something like that.

https ://www .hollywoodreporter .com /wp-content /uploads /2017/07 /charlamagne_tha_god_and_ari_melber_-_split_-_

The Beat with Émily Lonesome. Avi Velshi reports.

For the record, Öüï does not select the doppelgängers, Eye simply shows you La Jornada de L’Aurore on ‘the beat’.

—- And now, a new segment, Climate Change Stole Avi Velshi’s Nostalgia for Tornados, Shitty Weather and National Parks.

Anybody got popcorn?

With THAT! In mind, amigo Guillaume de Brut media, it was a real treat to see you shoe leathering³ the place Where Évry body knows your name, KNOT to mention [your mentioning] that you are in no way associated with l’Âme des Camps [version] Melle. Pitch Awards during El Año de Hidalgo de La FRENCH election of 2022. Nice to know that LOS OLVIDADOS remains the top LIENZO when it comes to a thing that little ol’Armando Serrano-Prieto dropped on the porno-loving aristocrats 🎩 de Saint-Vincent-de-Paul en el 6éme.