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Acá, Pulco es un “madrinaje” para cocteles con o sin pisto (las)

Woo hoo 🇯🇵 woo hoo—who… Bob Sinclar stars as La Éponge Lollipop 🍭 … giddy-up Bob.

Acá—Pulco is a citrus drink, and if you know what Wink® tasted like in the 1980’s it’s kind of like that but without the carbonated fizz.

And Claudia? Well, Bob sin Claire³, La Presidenta just wanna have fun.

³~. If that’s how that Daft Punk, David, spell checks your name.

Note to wanna-be editors: if you cracked my email  password, and changed it yesterday morning at 09:21 CET, don’t be a bitch! Unless you are a fucking “madrina” for the powers-that-don’t want me to continue writing this blog straight out of a fucking FRENCH BAGAGERIE. For the record, don’t forget the CREATIVE COMMONS CREED : give credit (you little bitch) where credit is due.

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It’s cheaper to keep’em — Gran Señor Zopilote

Lupe’s lupanar y las muertas d’Estrada…  Followed by a trip where Tu Mamá se va a Chihuahua a un baile con Bomberito Juárez, y a veinte por adelantado, —También.

Ahora sí — Que Viva México… y El Gran Señor Zopilote también.

Funeral services costs in Mexico: How much does cremation cost in Mexico according to Profeco*?

C’mon baby fuistes a Acapulco and you didn’t even light my fire… Jacket Knot Required because it’s just another They for Ewe and Mí at La Bagagerie.

 

… entonces Gustavo (🇦🇷) el siguiente toro le corresponde a Saúl (🇲🇽), but before Eye begins please be advised that if you are out of Schiltz, Ewe sir are shit out of luck ; having stated that congratulations on that $20 Billion (🇺🇸) bailout that your president Milei secured for La Casa Rosa en el Río de La Plata, en fin Gustavo, luego te explico lo que pasa cuando un—gato muere, por el momento, “Juárez, no debió de morir, ay de morir”…

Las Muertas — Mala Noche, episode 3.

_ y por eso lo plasmaron en uno de a $500 pesotes mexicanos.

Previously on the continuing adventures of Teeny Tiny Cat

If they asked Mí, Johanne Poisson, Eye could write a book.

Knews Ewe Could Use

The Katt’s out of the bag and the toothpaste is back in the TUBES and with ol’Due respect Eva Victor can suck on my catnip.

Stories which, will be relevant five, ten, twenty years from now… because TIME NOW is won emit and TIME LOST is just a thing.

… when Öüï returns Mika Brzezinski takes a skinnydip en La Quebrada, and Armando Hoyos takes a colourful picture for the paparazzi at The New York Post and let’s just say that the eyebrows don’t match the Lashes on them little ol’Eyes.

Unfiltered:

Spin this

Get the chat 🐱 out!

Fuck décisions. Make up yer’Mind 💤 that’s the price of a LEOPARD’s 🐆 Bite, now get lost.

Mannn, that was a long-ass nap.

Any 🦉 hoot, Oriana González of NOTu.s., that is one ugly pull, or sweater BUT I LIKE IT. And those SPECTACLES. WOW!!! Your crooked smile just toppled all of Mika’s new conTRIbutors at the peacock farm.

So… anything happening since I imbibe, infused, snorted, shot-up, smoked or munched on Mí drugs?

A Jupi Shade of Soul… Ray Barreto, “el chacal” del Swing Tlo’piCAL

Se baila así… and Gaëlle Renard, you Foxy bitch! I bet that you did KNOT know that FIP, —yes fip, was invented not by the Very French, but by Mexicans in the year of our Lorde 1969 in Acapulco, where coincidentally Elvis Presley was crooning to the vacationing “mama citas” that it was not “Siesta Time”, it’s Cerveza Time! that’s what Elvis’ « madrinas » said.

From Acapulco to Madrid con escala en París — Forgetting to Remember and remembering to forget.

… and Alicia Menendez, Assad has left the building; Assad is now in Acapulco, which should put Representative Tulsi Gabbard’s support of the Dentist in Syria in SIESTA mode 😪, period!

Anyone who describes yesterday LAIC ceremony at Notre Dame de Paris (km. 0) as a “mass” knows shit from piss. Yesterday’s cérémonie was not a mass, —it was a ritual not unlike the ceremonies conducted inside of a .°. masonic .°. lodge, in Acapulco, por decir. So, with that in mind:

for the record, Carla Bruni, her sober black belt and, her Christian Dior outfit which she had already worn way back in 2008, returned TO FRANCE “le chic” which had been missing since I (Armando Segovia) noted to the French consulate fonctionnaires in Los Angeles, California, on Sun Set Avenue, just how bad-ass Sarkozy was; and if your name is Dr. Johanne Poisson, “girl Ewe know it’s True”, i provided the VOICe for the lip-synched presidencies of Hollande and (Donald Trump’s bitch) EMMANUEL MACRON, anyhow i did tell you back in 2008 that:

Évry body wants to be a cat,
and Bruni Sarkozy was the only camera-shot worth admiring next to the monumental CRAFT of stone, wood, glass and of course METAL, baby.

Grenoble estado de GUERRERO, —Francia

Grenoble: the bullets have come home to LOOP around that villa.

Chickin’ Wings

Note to Christian Estrosi en NICE, Francia:
Dear monsieur, please relay to Apoline de Hierba Mala, that it’s not the “dealers” with RSA that are the problem in Los Alpes, it’s your Ronald Reagan “war on drugs” playbook.

Año de México en Grenoble

Entonces, Apolline de Malherbe, sorry I misplaced your name, all Öüï is saying is that it’s too late for a Ronald Reagan “say no to RSA” media blitz in Grenoble. Any war on drugs plan in France right now is like Trump suggestions for a TARIFF plan.

Joe Scarborough knows this, and the son of a bitch drinks Pepsi~Cola!!! Joe Scarborough knows that a war on RSA is just analogous to “trickling down” bullets on your slopes 🏔️.

RSA o plomo³

³~. That’s French, for, “lo sospeche desde la llegada de los llamados, « French Tacos »”, would you like a Coca~Cola or a lemonade with that tiramisu for your order?

They too… All Modern Troubles can be traced back to Ronald Reagan

Dear, media millionaire, Joseph Charles Scarborough the third:

Ron Contra-Revolucionario 80’s-proof Venezuelan spirit.

All nightmares including, but not limited to, Ernesto 🌬️🌀☔, and off course, El Mayo ❄️, can be traced to the high-class, two-bit, b-rate cowboy Ronald Reagan.

Reagan’s Amnesty Program was a get out-of jail card for his crimes in Central America and in Oakland, California ✊🏾, period!

Por ese “sendero”, Ana Cabrona … Cabrera Reports, it was necessary back in 1989 to secure de White House for Prescott Bush’s son. It’s not ironic at all that the so-called “gipper” echos on both sides of the political ticket to, “win this one for « the coach ».

In Chicagó, Nicole Wallace just shrinked an imaginary mushroom-looking Nintendo™️ avatar, and Claire McCaskill don’t care. Beep-beep and beep-y, —yeah.

Over at the BBC booth, Katty Kay is sporting a sad frown on her mug, Öüï does Knot know whY, but it’s probably Mí. It’s like Eye told Mika earlier in the programming, Eye was “[T]hinkin’ that i might have drove Ewe too far.

amadou amiante is not the hook-up you want

 

Note to the owner of my CLONED sfr (benevolent) SIM CARD:

Wait for it…

Breaking in Yucatán… A Bailar en La Pista de Baile… El Botones 🛎️ 🕺🏽 Ay! 🧜🏻‍♀️

Bill Richardson moonlighted as Gilberto Bosques and that motherfucker spared Jimmy Buffett from having to sing Paul McCartney’s diddies for a Pinochet’s général on the trajineras–es—ES of Chris Rea’s 🏌️Rhodes to Hell.

And then “El Ratón Vaquero” rang the bell…. A la escuela, bola de putos! this is Hell Paso High. Issy, que se chupe los labios 💋 y que Chingue a Su Madre, “Cri~Cri” 🦗.

Not a matchstick man, those fucken’ cowards are in a TinderBox… they keep Hell lit-up when it occasionally “Freezes OVER”.

You are a coward, and enjoy your R.S.A. spoils, and that French retirement for V.I.P. godmothers and opportunists de La 1/5 République française.

The following is the real-time DRAFT of a de-railed investigative anthropologie, or as them FISHBONE once described in The Reality of My Surroundings³ : Give a Monkey a Brain and He’ll Swear He’s the Center of the Universe²…

³~. But that is only because, I can see for Miles, and beyond San Fernando, —en California.
²~. 🪘🙈🧑‍🚀🙉👮‍♂️🙊🧑‍⚖️🐒🃏🎷🪄🎺 https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Give_a_Monkey_a_Brain_and_He’ll_Swear_He’s_the_Center_of_the_Universe

 

Juanito Guanabacoa, tú y China, chinguen a su Madre!

That was then…
https ://www .france24 .com /en /20200726– man-questioned-over-france-s-nantes-cathedral-fire-arrested-again

The follwing is a time-delayed continuation on Yesterday’s post, and before any EX-PAT at la Colonia Roma and/or La Condesa gets their LATTE in bunch, know that ALL Mexicans by pure heritage, knot race, are/somos y seremos HIJOS de La Chingada.

This is now:
https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2022 /jul /29 /firefighter-chasing-adrenaline-hit-started-french-wildfires-say-prosecutors

[Y] de antemano, sorry if i misspelt your name … que chingue a su madre Russia en Porte des Lilas también; junto con RFPP.

­¡BohMba!!!

La historia de la entrevista entre el periodista más prestigioso de México y el capo narco más buscado.

https ://www .infobae .com /america /mexico /2018/09/01 /la-historia-de-la-entrevista-entre-el-periodista-mas-prestigioso-de-mexico-y-el-capo-narco-mas-buscado/

la voz del pueblo [Peru flag goes here]

… and Madame Hidalgo, the fact that “LA” francE, will issue a refugee card to Death Squad “intermédiaires” on accout of making LA FRANCE harmony be in tune with “diplomacy” just goes to show why FRENCH BASHING is a very clear and present danger.

But given that the current LEADER of Energy in MEXICO was COMPLICIT in making RAFAEL CARO QUINTERO the myth that he is now, it only goes to show why CHARLES de GAULLE is spinning in his 3rd Base position… pleybol—PUTOS, play ball.

God Bless Champagne.
and the GESTAPO legacy at CITé.

106.7 fm PARIS

BOLA DE PUTOS

AkorDaoZ d’eso 🇦🇷 … no tiene nombre, y saben qué? Es su culpa de vos, BOLUDOS… ¡Pinches perfumados!

In Local News:

El Cinco de Mayo

¡Haz PATRIA!!! Mata a un chilango… En Paris.

The Last Coca ~ Cola in Kabul starring Cerf-pantère

Fuistes ah-Kabul [co] y no me avisa–tez
¿No me siento¹ a gusto, con quién ([🇮🇷.) te paseaste?

And… Niño Luc, los licántropos de Vilma Fuentes contacted Frankenstein and the Monster Mash was On, —Bitch! 💋

Hoy no hubo Jazz.

Deer, SIRENE: since you didn’t ask, Eye Will tell Will 🏹 what 🍎 is going on in Paname, wait One with Ono.

¹,([🇮🇱.

Got Watts?

 

And Halie Jackson… oh, hey, They Call IT Stormy Monday, and that’s C.O.D.E. for INSTITUTIONAL CORRUPTION in Acapulco y Afghanistán.

“Yes, Ma’am!”

Cerf-panthére, saving the planet by ignoring the Hallmark®️industry one postcard from the edge at a time. Still to come, it’s the story of the day that Cerf-panthère learned how papá-Cerf met momma–Big spotted Cat, and the real reason why that hybrid hates postcards. Long story short: Cerf-panTERE’s learns that her parents could not wait to send that creature to boarding school in Bern 🇨🇭, and momma–Big spotted Cat never gave a damn about her silly little postcards from the “KAMP”. The plot thickens when Cerfie-P learns that papá-Cerf disposed of her correspondence by stuffing these in the wrong TRI²…

².{|)

ISSY, Cerf-panthère… i re-named you. You are now a TERE [sa]… por cruel [la]. Ask the people in MataMoros. A la cruel [la] Teresa, Rigo nada le dejo. And Rigo—RIGO es AMOR… aquí y en ROMA.

In local KNOWN News sirene station à Issy-les-Moulineaux, fip . fr (those motherfuckers) forgot once again to paint a little “black angel“; KNOT EVEN one ÁNGEL NEGRO, fip… ONE Angelino Prieto—DENIS SOULA!!! You have THE GALL— THE GALL, and no aches let alone any PROBLEMO  [FRANCE] programming Frankenstein’s for mere “PLEASURE“.

… and, Ms. Gall — Mr. T can go to hell, Aussie!

Musical Guest: Proud Mary meets Cuando Calienta El Sol
… en la voz de Polo

https ://es .wikipedia .org /wiki /Los_Apson#Polo