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Por Cigarros a La Madeleine — Javier Sicilia and the professional agitators en Paris

🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️ Surfer Calavera – Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana… I wanna’ go to San Diego, I wanna’ go y no puedo, Bienvenida 💀 Tijuana, bienvenida a La Juana.

In local news… Bienvenida la cena—sopita de camaró.

 

A new sensation in excesses-ese.

With all due respect to all Down there 🇦🇺… Australia had the day off, this is why Velsho was dressed like a classy undertaker.

El Lugar Correcto (Course de La Reine)… Si Adelita se fuese a Tijuana.

… sources close to Ensenada relay that immediately after a suspect was arrested, El Presidente himself ordered a presidential hug for the surfer killer, and complained about something just like every—fucking–day at Chapultepec.

 After the break
It’s another edition of:
¡Las Más Cabronas!   

Narrated by Katie Phangs, a giraffe, and a pig with lipstick no less.

🎶 Si Adelita se fuera a Mediapart
La seguiría por metro y por bus…

My, mai… my, Cousin Joe, are you mixing your Buffalo Springfield lyrics to fill in between Mika’s birthday bash on the Morning Joe set and the placards at UCLA?

From the Prostitution Ministry in France

Aurore, you ignorant slut! The real anti-Semitic assholes are the settlers in Northern Gaza and they wear the philanderer star of the King who sent his friends to war so that he could fornicate their wives. It’s good to be the King, eh, Madame Bergé!?

https://apnews.com/article/israel-hamas-gaza-war-israeli-military-tells-palestinians-not-to-return-to-north-Gaza-after-witnesses-say-troops-killed-5
🎶 Si por metro sería sin boleto
Y por bus de columpio por atrás.
It’s not, “… [Y]oung people carrying signs, mostly saying, “”Hooray for our signs³””, Cousin Joe, it is however a perfect fit for all of the Mexican and other assortment of latin American protests in París. The hight of that MEXICAN BOURGEOIS exaltation manifested itself at The Bataclan during a CALLE OCHO concert, where the Ayotzinapa (tutti frutti) ensamble of agitators (for that cause) demanded from the balcony at that concert hall, that Rene, the reggaetonero in that ensamble, acknowledged them before those in attendance that night.

³~. For what is worth, it’s “Hooray for our side”.

…

Based on real events from my favorite Nazi Séries… in Ay-Oh-Wa³

 And, Susana Pineda, , Po°Ve°Da², accept no copy-cats because I am certain that I can Six-degrees of Kevin Bacon a Texas Chainsaw Massacre in less than a hop.

Kingsland, Texas.

Synopsis: Welcome to Briarcriff… Enter through the tunnel under the bakery shop in Venise.

Je suis Anne Frank, Prime Ministère Netanyahu.

1~. Every American horror theme has an origin story, this particular theme starts on the opening night of the 850th anniversary of Notre Dame de Paris, in 2012. Enrique Peña Nieto had just been installed as Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa’s replacement at Chapultepec, the festivities concluded 365-days later, before midnight, and if your name is Johanne Poisson, then you know that my “north star”, as Paulina Porizkova would go on to say a decade later on the Morjo Show, pulled sucked me out of Lupita’s gravitational pull because I had to play the role of Benjamin Orr, and DRIVE to Saint-Malo.

²~. Sorry if I misspelled yer’ name, Susana Tropical.

Eye heard the Ho’s today, —oh boy…

It’s the Car°Ik°aTiu-r of Alicia and a coat hanger on episode number 9 on 12/12/12 or as Alicia Menendez refers to, IT!, « The Caricature of La Virgén de St. Malo¹.

³~. Iowa, knot to be confused with I’d-a-Ho, because that is where “papas” come from, and Néo-nazis are bred.

Hey Jude, don’t take, IT!, bad… take one of the 99 Luftwaffe ballons 🎈and leave the 👯‍♀️ Cabaret, dress-up like a nun but keep that Candy-apple red slip dress under that tunic… and make IT!, better.

Musical guest:

The Texas Tornados featuring the Corn Husker Twisters 🌬️🌪️ and the Storm Troopers Chasers 🥃, cheers 🥂.

 

And starring as Chucho “el roto”, Kier Simmons

This Corn Has Not Yet Been Rated… and, Eddie Gloud Jr., please be advised that it was Congresman Joseph Charles Scarborough III who cut my wings, with the COLLABORATION of Buzzfeed at SciencesPo and, the Nicolas Maduro youth movement at the Unesco, which is kind of like a “florero” in Lucha Libre speak.

 

In Paris, France, Chucho “El Roto” pulled his palancas at the French Mexican Embassy and the recently appointed Excema. Ambassadrice, Delphine Borione, issued Chucho a real/fake visa to France under the alias of Diego Corrientes.

Ya chole con tu chola.

 

From the why’ers?

Across The Atlantic and beyond The Canary Islands a man lit himself up in flames and Tlaloc didn’t care, neither did MSNBC. In front of the charred man (literally across the street) a septaugenerian was dozing off, and his family did not care… according to Michael Steele who wanted to go there³.

Thousands rally in Spain’s Canary Islands against mass kraut/frog/rosbif tourism… *current corrupt and, former mexican political biographies remain welcome guests at the BANKING INSTITUTIONS there³.

in the words of Heinrich Himmler to the Greater Nazi Reich’s Reichsmarschall John Smith, in Berlin:

I saw you as a son and you never visited me while I was in the hospital.

Right Now, a septaugenerian is thinking about taking the witness stand in a criminal trial and Jared Kushner could care less. Ivanka looked the other way.

Simply “the best”. Tina en México, y El Economista en el museo de Jacques Chirac en la Quai Branly; allí en frente de la estatua de George Washington y El Palacio de Japón en Francia.

…https ://www .eleconomista .com .mx /cartones /Amnistia-20240419

In París, Godart went Coquet

Still to come, Andrew Ross Sorkin and The Incompetent “Little Santa’s Helpers” 👍🏿… the story of a speech delivered by several sirens listening to Marvin Gaye on A.I…. on CNBC.

Any hoot, did Öüï mentioned how Edgard Allan Poe’s face looked like after those fucking Penguins kicked that scribe?

Pauline went Damien, and using the power of the Parisian twilight time during the Midwest’s trajectory of yesterday total eclipse Pauline, now Damien, shifted genders in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and Damien, formally Pau, found herself himself in the middle of Milei’s dance 🩰 with General Richardson in a 21st Century version of the bay of pigs, now with penguins in The Patagonia sector of Tierra del Fuego.

All the metal that fits and one punk to put it in check, Dirty Harry was a fag.

Fat Mike walks into a Waiting Room in Washington DC, hilarity ensues when The Dead Kenne°dies start to practice what they preach (Bad Religion, of course) and The Kids in The Hall next to President Milei in Patagonia get all of the blondes there, —all giddy.

This is, Last Week to They:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2024/04/09 /mundo /milei-intenta-repotenciar-al-ejercito-por-eso-ofrece-base-militar-a-eu-experto–

 

Mad Pau : Furiosa en le garde-robe

It’s morning in América… Tijuana edition.

Meanwhile at Issy-de-fippo, it’s la carte blanche to the H.R. MGMT department of models married to peoples who fuck with the stars.

Secrets in Plain Pinault.

Live from Control 32 on msnbc… Bald people for Trump in New York. It’s MORNING in TJ… On the way to I-95.

Send $5 bucks, in Mika’s name.

The Star Hustler, para espontáneos.

And we begin in Mexico where a Devil comet and a Solar eclipse are at la pirámide de Aztlán en Chapultepec drinking a latte when Hilarity walks in and slaps a rabbit onto president AMLO right onto where Paul Stanley’s  KISS 💋 Star goes, and if you are into ORGANILLERO boxes, son SOMBRAS nada más… 👌

Sombras nada mas, ombres pues!.

… but wait, Eddie Murphy steps in and callS the Rabbit Shade, “straight-up PROPAGANDA,” adding that AMLO’s shade on face is no WABBIT! Silly Tom, ask Jerry.

… and Jerry replies in his trademark mute 🔇, that’s right, Eddie Murphy, that’s no Waskaly Wabbit, that there is a Donkey, just like Ewe.

And then Shrek requests that the image on AMLO’s face is edited for accuracy with AN³ ASS.

³~. Aristegui Noticias 📻

Shake your remesas, makers.

🎶 We fell in found love in a hopeless place.

After the break, it’s rich people in Palm Beach, and in Cannes, Pauline Godart goes post-apocalyptique on International Water Your Sports Coat Day after she discovers that Mika Brzezinski and Pauline Paccard have fused their wardrobes in décalage with Day-light Saving Times.

But first, it’s another edition of Secrets in Plain Sight at Libération on Pau24.

“Now don’t be modest, now KNOW Moore, talking… », Öüï all know that the great 🔥 of April 15 became “patrón” of the 45 000 « Tous Mecécès ! » on the Carrousel de la Libération de André Le Notre on the ‘Grande Allée’ de Vaux Le Vicomte.

Indeed, It’s The End Of The World. Cat, mouse and donkey are outing the rabbit 👯‍♂️ ears on Playboy.

And starring as Lalo Mora, Pauline Godart

Any how, Lalo Mora, D.A.T. there Godart brings out the Watts in Mí, Eye kinds of feel like a Yanqui en Ayotzinapa… (step right onto la Trajinera míster Gómez Peralta) enjoy my little rock and roll on your way to Perros Bravos, Nuevo Lyon.

She’s my little rock ‘n’ roll 🥐

… and, Elise Jordania, sis:

Those are the ugliest nipples on a lumberjack sports coat, period!

Coming up after the New Moon, it’s BARACKUDA under the Da Vinci’s afterglow.

That chair ain’t square… and to they, it’s PI Day

Any how, Susana Pubeda…. I’ve HO’id what José Feliciano sounds like singing STING, but can yer’ Sexy ass tell Mí how Feliciano sounds like playing Hang Fire?

If your sweet voice finds out, I Will Take your sexy ass To the Top.

Previously on Bloods vS Crips…

In honor of Snoop Dogg’s engagement with la rue de Rivoli, fip fap central is going all Smokey Robinson on that nigger.

Las Paus (as)… a New look, and after the break, it’s Sports on the ballot box.

And, Go’ill de Niza, just go ahead and jump to Super mañana with Pau Paccard and never mind La Godart, we will, catch up with her shortly.

Joe Scarborough sabotaged the 2016 Election

Bureaucratic killings? Use a CERFA³ form for that.

Previously on the Buzzfeed de France… Élitistes Exquisitos.

 

³~. https ://www .connexionfrance .com /article /Practical /Where-does-term-cerfa-come-from

The evidence? You can’t handle La Juventud Bolivariana de Venezuela at the Unesco Siege in Paris, France. And, for the record, Willie Geist, play it again and save this post for your annotated bibliography, you son of a bitch!

For the record, Madame Representative Maud Gatel 🇲🇫, your colleague at the Florida house of carpet-baggers in Congress could not stand that an independent Mexican-Amercan revealed (in real-time) to his then mistress, Mika Brzezinski, Donald Trump’s campaign playbook.

La hornilla le reclama a la parrilla… Stove-top politics.

 

And just to circle back to BRONTIS (Officer Bruno) and Stephanie Menou at The Préfecture, it is actually A MATTER of OFFICIAL cerfa-forms that part of the things that I (Armando Segovia) was documenting including DISINFORMATION, was the new prototypes (PEGASUS) and protocols (Artificial Intelligence) that would usher in a new fascist front for the roaring twenties of the 21st Century.

Note to The C I.A., at the time, as you cocksuckers know, I (Armando Segovia) ignored, just like The Fast and Furious gun walking program, the names “PEGASUS” and that of Artificial Intelligence, but you know what Reverend Al Sharpton, I knew the ingredients of those dishes before the Chef at The New York Times published them for the World of Morning Joe to report.

One last thing before I blow my nose, Dr. Johanne Poisson wrote about this in a correspondence to MARIANNE at Cité in 2014, arguing in favor of my claim, but that’s history now, which is to say… 🎶 Ewe never trust a big butt and a smile (with a French trust fund and a L’Oreal research grant).

Señor, Raphaël Morán at Mediapart in front of La Adelita Restaurant in Saint-Antoine in Paris, France, lo invito a vender, “el árbol que Queda en la arboleda de La Verdad » … y que chingue a su madre su Amigo, Pablo Gleason 🗑️.

Mocedades, y para la bitácora: todos los hijos y las hijas de “La Otra España”, somos hijos de La Chingada, and it is not exclusive to Pablo Gleason and his Mexican entourage en MediaPart 🗞️💥.

P.S… and Congressman Scarborough, keep supporting your international Russian inteligentsia in 2024, and enjoy the new Baseball Uniforms…. heck, even Katty Kay can see through that sheer-see-through fabric. Gooooood, Dodgers ⚾.

I’ll Behave Beautifully — Pau está bien mona 🙈

Blonde Magic Wimmin’

All The Cells That Fit (in-vitro) in a zoom filter 🎉

 

and, Claire McCaskill, D•DAY is code for Dad•y, at Omaha 🥩 Stakes.

Me Porto Bonito (2022) replaces (2017) Despacito, period! Next slide.

… In Alabama news, the reason Congressperson Joe Scarborough is allergic to hay, is on account that Cousin Joe was a frozen embryo at Green Acres General Hospital, Dr. Arnold Cochon told Mì, so… you’ve ho’id about Dr. Fish, right now it’s time for Dr. Arnold Da Pig, DDV.

Placid Shinny Moment on lake on fire.

 

According to Dr. Cochon, the in-vitro state of MorJo’s brain is the reason that he often Placidly mixes his N’s… or his reparations.

Any how, Ambassador Brzezinski, how about that Polish sausage from 1938, told y’all that it was on the grill, but you just keep getting your package from luke warm reporters at the Sam Donaldson (AP) newsroom in that Old Texas town of Congressman Beto O’Rourke (2016). Enjoy the hamburgers, and all that motherfucking Jazz on New Morning 🌄.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip/podcasts /club-jazzafip /special-new-morning-2-avec-patrice-blanc-francard

Cocoon Risin’

Today’s feature présentation is a take on Chaikovski’s Swan Lake, Natalie Portman’s Black Swan and Edward Snowden’s, Blackhawk Down.

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Hoy no hubo noticias, no matter what Marjolaine Porter-Kalten’s BACH says, with this in mind, Öüï now know which side AMLO’s squeezed lemons flowed after former Russian advertorial coordinator, Inna Afinogenova, pressed the Mexican president’s citric sac:

In this section, the “Paisanos” will put their remesas deposit slip down and pull out a map of the California Republic’s counties map.

American ballerina in Black Snowden tú, —tú.

I wish Pau Paccard was Californian

Bonus Credit if the student identifies what Today’s International Day is, (BEAR 🐻🐨🐻‍❄️🐼THEY), lion’s are The Enemy, especially for drunk INDIOS.