NOW IS KNOT the time TO TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER ☁️ 🌡️ ☁️ because it’s Ringo STARR’S birthday which, hcoincidentally matches THE ALASKA STATEHOOD ACT. Look it up KATTY KAY 🤩 It’s Raining Down In Texas and all of the Verizon Lines are down 🎸 🇨🇺 Hail, hail Harvey Oswald, and Fuck the lying 🤥 C.I.A..

A tail of two sirens… narrated by some nereid from the river Jordan.

Los Hombres G

vS.

Daft Punk

En bref, Una De Vaqueros.

But first, That Dumb Fuck, Donald Trump stars in the Western Classic

Remember The Guadalupe, Bitch

Synopsis: a spoiled silver spoon Vietnam Era draft-dodger cuts funding for The Federal Emergency Management Agency and TEXANS die starring Davy Crockett as the hachet man with the Bowie knife.

NOW IS THE TIME TO HUNT for undocumented MEXICANS in TEXAS, you crippled—fuck Governor of REDNECKS.