If your name is Laurent Nuñez and you are the Préfect de police: fuck you and the cop who told me that I could not take a picture of the after-maths

Patterns for César Le Benevolent :

Fantasy Formula and Global Pedophiles on the Morning Snap-on of Saint Donald Day.

firstly, Öüï must go back to the morning after the Inter Miami headed back to Mar-a-Lago following Zlatan’s comment regarding Messi’s teammates… now Eye’s been to a few manifs and a couple of mime marathons along The Seine but I have never seen the streets littered so neatly with trash, every artery from the place where a sicario dared to show his face and just for penitence sake killed a French King to death, to the other side of Duc des Lombards and all the  way back to Innocents Square.

This Bud’s for Ewe.

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Eye tell you César, at first light the quartier looked like it had been customed fit-ted with a multi-brand quilt sparkled with shattered vodka, aromitised beer and other assorted alcohol bottles, by nine in the morning it was evident that the best sanitation and trash pickup in the whole wide world of Sports was only going to clear the trash from the cobblestone not from the sidewalks; by noon it was the businesses themselves who had to ask their workers to clear all the shit from their doors.

July 15 — Saint Donald They. Dished by Donald O’Tacos and devoured by Rosie O’Donnell.

By the time that Bayern Munich ended their engagement in the MAGA FIFA World Cup 2025 it was clear that Mme. Hidalgo was not going to be putting up with the suburbs shenanigans after the PSG’s games.

Incest Don

Now on the night that Mbappé cried in Castellano, the streets at Châtelet where eerily quiet and only a handful of bars had the PSG match on their screens.

Le 36 quai des Orfèvres à la écran… “ya llegó Nikki Lauda, todo el mundo está aquí ».

¿En dondé está la biblioteca?

 

Televisa and MSNBC Presenta:

Jump to Mañana y los nobles on Morning Joe… This is no time for Siesta, this IS Acapulco infantilization time, sleep… Everything Is Under Narco Control.

Based on El Chavo del Ocho’s strategy.

 

The morning after… Porn for Victory!!!

Previously on It Ain’t Over until Ms. Daniels sings:

El güero más prieto… morena-francia invita.

Stormy Weather… and still to come, it’s “Olympic style sychophanty” and Senator Ted Cruz’s wife “[B]aila como Juana la cubana”.

matographical films and El Carnal de Las Estrellas presents:

2 de junio en México followed by, “number 9, number 9, number 9, …” in Central European elections time.

Évry body’s in LA, fucking French sycomores… 🌴

70 elections around the Globe including México and Taiwan can’t be wrong, and but if they are RIGHT, Mommy Meloni might just take her top off.

Musical guest Original Soundtrack courtesy of:

Los Cogelones y La Mala Mata.

But first, Öüï touches base with Susana Pubeda and extract the evidence from that Cinematographic bitch of all of the Baby Elephant abuse going on at Issy-les-Moulineaux… Voce abusou de NOCTIFER. Later in the revolution, LUCIFER will drag your collective fishtails down Planet Caravan (in LA) and, “… sail through endless skies.”

¿30 millones de amigos?… I reckon that Roberto Carlos only requested “Un Millón de Amigos”, what are you Greedy with Antonio Carlos Jobim, Ms. Porten-Kalten López?

Youse not gonna get a-güey with, IT!, Susana Puveda 🐘 Éléphants Never Forget… heck, Ewe 🇮🇱 motherfuckers think that the Brothers Grimm were “Frightining”, let Mí, coqsuckers introduce you to the Brothers GEEFS:

Uso justo de Black Sabbath. No devils were harmed in the killing of Mancini’s “Baby Éléphant Walk”… rhinocéros on the other hand, lost their most precious possession in order to get Winnie Pooh’s  prick erectile in function as the Taiwan election fast approaches.

 

Shine on, you beautiful Génie du mal, Shine-on ✴️♀️

 

Just sign on the dotted line … 🤘SEAN PENN is the biggest KAREN C.I.A. asset in the World

🎶 The answer my friend ♈
is blowing in the Wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind ♒

 

Wind delivers the WaWa in The Zodiaco, ask FLORENCE CASSEZ, she incarnated the role of la ♎, knot-to-be confused with the Greek resistance symbol which off-course, is the motherfuckin’ RESISTANCE ( Ω ), period!

West Philadelphia via Canyon Dr. and Santa Monica Boulevard.

And Starring as Sony Liston… The 13th Apostle.

“Get out of my way,
can’t you see I’m from El Ey?
Yeah, I met Slash, I’ve got a rose tattoo
I bet I know way more people than you

Not to be outdone by the Mexican National Symbol Estampa (en la frente) the Mark of The Beast ordered all Opuntia cacti in Paris to drop their bloody barbary figs from their pads.

NOFX

And, Black Diplomats in Ukraine… I hope that you, IGOR Novakaine*, don’t take this message to Sean, the wrong way, but Madge’s first (after doing the entire MTV scene) is the biggest fucking KAREN in the Western WO’id.

*.~ Sorry if Eye mispelt your name, Mr. Novikov, I am an anti-dentite and i take Évry opportunity to point this out, anyhow,  your biography is not yet available in Google maps™️, so Eye has no choice but to burn the 1986 edition of The Hollywood Map of The Stars pads.

Meanwhile, in Arabia… cualquier parecido con El Soldado Pérez, es pura coincidencia… ¡háblele!

Pole positions.

https ://www .wiki .ng /en /wiki /ukraine-advisor-to-president-zelensky-igor-novikov-stands-his-grounds-as-russia-counties-its-attacks-947681 /amp

Anyhow, Mr. Novillero, Eye bet you a Kate del Castillo telenovela that you didn’t know that Sean Penn is a career double agent responsible, among other acts, for the disappearance of Venezuelan president, and Softball aficionado, Hugo  Chávez, as well as for having the current Mexican head of State personally deliver “las mañanitas” to the mother of convicted felon, Joaquín “el chapo” Guzmán.

That story is next…

https ://nypostnypost .com /2022/03/26 /sean-penn-calls-for-oscars-boycott-if-ukraines-zelensky-cant-speak/

¿Por cuánto me lo da?

Tuna is the price of a-Toon in Belleville (Punto y coma)… nopalitos are the price of Mantequilla en NAPOLES — ¡BOMBA!

Previously on, If you break it you buy it

GOOOOOOOOD Moooooorning, Pari[s*]❗️‼️ ❗️

Full disclousure:
If youse Gaul, Eye feels that Öüï must explain that the following segment is meant for the former NTSC, and knot the PAL system, of course, with the Digital shift, Evry body is welcome to view but please understand that the Historicity below is a parody, and not fake news; in other words, don Palabras: it’s a fair use of media.

La TNT est lancée en France (2005).
https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP/20210331

* The “ese » in París is silent every time that you see an [H]asteRisk next to it, with D.A.T. in M.I.N.D. let U.S. weave the reason why Julius César is included in the contents of this non-historical and just for shits-n-giggles commemorative Softball game at Vincennes (punto y coma) March marks the month when 23 Angry men (almost twice the number in an American jurisprudence trial-by-peers) executed the then César of ROMA… C2A1DB5F-E865-46C5-B37F-7CE2C3D16A31 ⚾️ Aussie, if you are just tuning in, never mind the « erre » on the  Gaulois because it’s part of the pre-game show.

Öüï is coming to you live via 🚇 the underground to bring you the First 150th Anniversary of La Commune de Pari[s*] Softball Tournament at The Sherman Memorial Baseball Field à Vincennes, a place that used to be a “bois” but that thanks to the publicity stunt of Cerf-panthére on page 12 of the 20 minutes « PAUSE » de Aujourd’hui at la Île-de-Sandwich, the Vincennes forest is now a Brazilian drought playground on account of Cerf-panthére’s call to forget about the formula menu to make CEMENT and advocating for the razing of all of the trees there in order to promote the new Way To Make houses in France. YES! Cerf-panthére is solely responsible for the contents of this match between the Historical figures of The Hexagone and today’s French political Angles.

… And, Cousin Joe, are you ready for the next Three-pointer? Check it out, Mr. CongressBama Media Over Lorde:

Voto Latino! — https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/ vía: El Economista… “Claro que vienen con una condición: cerrar mejor nuestra frontera sur, para evitar el paso de centroamericanos a Estados Unidos ».

“Of course it arrives with one condition (there’s a CATCH): close our (Mexican) southern border more effectively, to avoid the flow of Central Americans to the U.S.”.

… [A]nd, KATTY KAY, all Öüï is sayin’ is that Eye hopes that Los Mossos d’Esquadra don’t go copying the American Way to deport the Brits out of LA COSTA BRAVA.

https ://monoaureo .com /2021/03/19 /backyard-patrol/

1. J’aime Harrison… of The Beatles, he was known as the Quiet one… Harrison is the one that reminded youse about, “All Those Years Ago”.

Here’s an instant replay:

https ://polemon .mx /no-mas-infraestructureichon-pena-nieto-estudia-ingles-en-estados-unidos/

Cinéma Viva México en París (2015) presents: INFRAESTRUCTUREICHON… starring, Le Poinçonneur des Lilas as Mexican President (2012-2018) Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto 📽 AAA98F2E-688E-45F7-BA4C-85CD47D59C5C 📜 And Mr. Biden, as you embark on your Marshall-ification-structure in The Golden Triangle of TULUM, Öüï certainly hopes that the COVID VACCINES that you incentivized Mexico with, will “let people breath”, especially on this holy day of Redemption in Minneapolis, MN.

Scroll down to the page where Julius César was about to throw the ceremonial first pitch, but instead, Cousin Joe, Vincingetorix circled the legion around the Shortstop section of the Pershing field, but because the Cesar’s Palace was a regular gig for THE WHO Julius César could literally see for Miles, and Miles, and Miles and, —Miles 🎺🎺🎺

And so, by the time that the Umpire was aware of what was happening Julius César already had his ROMA connection on the fringes of Centerfield, where Serge Gainsbourg was busy trying figure out how to put on the fucking glove.

All that the Frenchman could say was:

“Hey, how am I supposed to punch a hole on the ticket with this fucking mitten on!”

 

It’s Trou, that’s what Charlotte’s dad said, but in French—with a Chilango accent.

🏀 Now pay attention Scarborough because this is where the SWISH hits your blind ears and flashes your deaf eyes:

… [A]nd Reverend Al Sharpton, as the honorary Mexican that you —Sir— are in the unread pages of this most COINCIDENTAL SCROLL, wouldn’t you say that given all of the FRENCH GENDARMERIE TRAINING that the Mexican Police received in exchange of a FILM Festival at Cinema Lilas, among other Private Investments for the extinct PRO-MEXICO, this picture below is one Fucked Up thing for Mr. Marcelo Ebrard to Explain to María Teresa Kumar and the VOTO LATINO CROWD!!!

Sources close to The Secretary of Government in Mexico are checking the time of that Mexican security border guard’s knee on that Central American woman to see if she BROKE GEORGE FLOYD’s record.

Cinco de May0 Marathon

We [the staff] continue to Catch–up with May3 observances and today, to Celebrate the gringo’s take of Mexican Independence Day, öüï… first remind Saint David Ignatius at The Washington Post, that The Paladin* over at LATINUS, working as a contributor for El WaPo, conspired with a known NARCO operative in U.S. custody, in addition and FOR THE RECORD at the Administrative Tribunal in Paris, the target of THAT KNOWN Conspiracy (Florence Marie Cassez) was one of the subjects that I, Armando Segovia, requested to follow in an independent journalism project filed at the French Consulate in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA (filed Nov. 2010) and under the auspices of The Skills and Talents French visa program. … just saying.

Anyhow, Willie Geist, on a day like May3 of 1957, your favorite team, the EVIL EMPIRE, aka The New York Yankees, celebrated with Champagne, —no less— the Brooklyn Dodgers owner’s decision to accept a plot of land just West of Lincoln Heights, in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA, situated on TOP of a hill known as “the Chavez y Chavez Red Mexican Greaser RAVINE”, and move what would ironically would become my favorite Baseball team… San Fernando Valenzuela (n° 34) would seal the deal.

* Carlos (el paladín del gobernador de LA Hermana República de YUCATÁN) Loret de Mola

Yup

Yup, Eye hates to say, it! But it’s probably Mí .::. 25048730-F537-4943-B73C-791BFA76D674 ⚖️

AND IN WASHINGTON, also on May3, but in the year of our Lorde 1802… Washington, D.C. se transforma en ciudad, algo así como El Distrito Federal, pero en Inglés y sin castillo; eso vendría después en 1847, cuando el profesor John Mill Ackerman viajo a través del tiempo y él mismo envolvió a “los niños héroes” (Melchor, Gaspar, y Baltazar) en la bandera mexicana y los lanzó al precipicio de Chapultepec.

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IN LOCAL NEWS:

Le président de la République Emmanuel Macron s’exprimera s’est exprimé à 13 heures ce mardi 5 mai

https ://www .msn .com /fr-fr /actualite /coronavirus /le-président-de-la-république-emmanuel-macron-sexprimera-à-13-heures-ce-mardi-5-mai 

Pion d’Étoile | Now, on the History Channel.

Ya pasaron los diez días desde que pasé revista al protagonismo que me tiene echando a perder, aquí en esta página, a la lengua escrita de los hispanohablantes: la recuperación de mi nacionalidad mexicana.

Peón estrella de los 3 García

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Sí, claro. Foto de Eugenio Dervez [Cortesía del Horizonte en Monterrey].

       Y será el sereno, o el moreno, o mismo hasta el verde ecologista, pero de que el gobierno también saca la ropa sucia de los incómodos a la calle: la saca. Mismo ofreciendo a los que proporcionan información personal premios [pagos en especie], puestos [el hueso], y luego por supuesto [según el nivel] promociones y avances en lo que aquí en este blog se le denomina: el godinazgo institucionalizado.  Y como dice Brozo, “eso no es nada nuevo, eso ya todos lo sabíamos”.

No se quién sea el Procurador de la foto, jamás en mi vida he oído ni sabido nada de él, si no hasta el día de hoy al pasar a ver si ya me había caído el Veinte en El Horizonte de Monterrey.

Mi interés [I am Writing this for YOU] es el de documentar los actos públicos de los shooting stars de la super grilla mexicana, y de hacerlo A-H-O-R-I-T-A en su momento cuando eso personajes dicen que son sinceros, cuando dicen que son lideres; y no cuando ya traigan y porten la corbata del mismo color que la que usa  el patrón  el Gobernador en turno…

Clausula de divulgación disfrazada de un pseudo presentimiento:

Pseudo presiento de que ahorita el Gobierno Federal Mexicano mueve y [promueve gente] en el municipio en dónde yo crecí —y en dónde también me mal eduqué— para ver qué puede sacar el Estado mexicano de mi pasado en contra de mi… Repito, eso únicamente es un pseudo presentimiento.

Regresamos, porque ya va a ser la hora de Las Brujas, y lo mejor es ir a dormir.

por la mañana cuando me pegue El Sol, les tiendo las fuentes. ¿Vale? Yo creo que sí ha de valer, porque de cualquier manera, estoy seguro de que nadie lee este blog.