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Viva EL PASO — Shakespeare under rocks cancelled its Playboy subscription

I Don’t Live Today³… maybe tomorrow.

Prost, bitches!

 

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Note to editors:
The following is an El Paso, Texas, thing; and, please be advised that you will need to know what BrUTEP is, and where CORONADO road (🦶) leads to… hoy por ser día de La Raza³.

THE BIRTH OF VENUS
(Mia from the HISTORY halls at UTEP)

Interpreted by Armando Manzanero

And starring as Roberto Carlos, Amy “la romantica” Goodman, on The War on Pacifica’s Peas Report.

³~. In a 1968 interview, Hendrix said it “was dedicated to the American-Indian and all minority depression groups“

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /cultura /2023/10/11 /playboy-sets-mia-khalifa-on-FIRE–for-her-comments-on-hamas-attack-on-israel

S’cuse Mí, while I kiss that guy 🎸

Spanish Castle Magic
Nations Unies
jour de la langue espagnole (Castellano)

… and in 1971, it was the 2500 year celebration (from 539 B.C.) of the FALL OF BABYLON by motherfucking Cyrus The Great from Persia (hoy Iran)… two years later in 1973 and without knowing it, U.S. President Richard Mullhouse Nixon would be COMMISSIONING the U.S.S. Gerald R. FORD, which is now parked next to CYPRUS (remember FAMAGUSTA?), in case anybody is wondering what a backward difference in real time looks like… (The Star Spangles Banner)

Efemérides:

— 1804: on Napoleon’s orders, Paris Police Prefect Louis Dubois prescribes the official organization of brothels in France.

To piggy-back on los puteros de Francia, The United States in América promulgates Freethought Day, celebrating the end (in 1692) of the Salem Witch Trials.

Mel Brooks is god… never mind Scorsese, he’s a fag.

Live from RED LIGHT HOLLAND, it’s Mia Khalifa on magic shrooms… wait a minute now!

Ah yeah!There’s a red house over yonder,That’s where my baby staysLord, there’s a red house over yonderLord, there’s where my baby staysI ain’t been home to see my babyIn ninty nine and one half days

³~. https ://www .loc .gov /item /today-in-history /october-12/

🤓 Sarah Joe O’brien… our favorite Miner 👩‍🎓, in°deed!

Mia ⛏️ Khalifa is Coming to Dinner, but first Öüï goes to church, because first and fore(SKIN)most that’s where Cardinal Ximénez is standing by… Oh, the comfy cushioning and Clam Chowder that follows.

— 1976 , on a day like COLUMBUS DAY, but on the same year that The United States in América celebrated its 200 Year Anniversary, in Mexico the Vatican was consecrating la Basilique Notre-Dame-de-Guadalupe de México (in Old Mexico)… 81 years earlier, in 1895 on that same CHURCH, the Pope in Rome, LEO XIII, was “crowning” the Image of Notre-Dame-de-Guadalupe de México.

… and one more thing before the ECLIPSE:

Happy Birthday, Mr. CROWLEY
hoy por ser día de TU SANTO,
Jimi Hendrix will play a rendition of Sgt. Pepper Lonely Heart’s Club Band at the Royal Albert Hall, and just like Jimi told them Rosbifs, forget about getting “thrown together by c’mon everybody lets love, that’s nothing but a lot of hogwash because you have to have truth and understanding in the first place…“ and Playboy never had that, it was just an elitist whorehouse.

Meanwhile in Nancy… It’s symbolic of course

And, Alex WaWa… Is that Joy I see or are you just happy to not Reid Mí?

🎶 Sí por mar en un buque de guerra…

After the break, It’s “La Cucaracha, la cucaracha… yada-yada ya Dah_da ».

But first, Öüï touch base with Alaska to follow up on how Adrianne ElRod is doing with that “Fruits de Mer” take-out order from Leo XIV:

https ://www .cbsnews .com /news /fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change /#app

Évry one knew her as Nancy 🤠

Jump to page Tú (SOPE de Arepa)

Dear, Mike Barnicle, is it true that your wife is a racist cunt?

Say it ain’t so, Anne Finucane.
Musical Guest:

This is how The Little Prince says ehLLO-Ehllo.

Charles Ray
and
The Magick in Theory and Practice Lonely Hearts Bulc Dnab

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Deer, Mike Barnicle, please PROVE yesterday’s CLAIM in LA JORNADA, WRONG; that the Bank of America is drawing the RACIST, card… Never mind Ukraine. This looks like a job for The REIDOUT.

 /tasj8i/bank_of_america_calls_police_on_black_panther/

If {and ONLY} if, the above video is true, THEN {and ONLY THEN} this statement applies:

No Silly “rabbit” you can’t have your OWN MONEY if a Bank of America teller thinks that youse a nigger. On the SUNNY SIDE of life, it was probably better that the pig (behind the teller) and her “mammie” friend at the “good job officer” main entrance called the PEACE OFFICERS to DRAW THEIR GLOCKS on you, before the withdrawal and not WHILE DRIVING under the influence of BLACK.

“I am He” = Eh ma Eye, and Willie GEIST, “Lips Bigger Than Jagger, KNOT saggin, spell it backwards“, and Chuck THEE, “will leave, IT! at D.A.T.“.

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It was about THYME! Brother, Brian!

Fire and crackers, Seattle Edition.

https ://old .reddit .com /r /Seattle /comments /gv0ru3 /this_is_the_moment_it_all_happened/

AirLand Battle change 3
Eminence FRONT

Eminence FRONT .::. E315F474-DF5D-4F82-BCDF-4931F4E2CC11 🥋It’s a Put ON! —_”¡”_— WHO is on FOist? AirLand Battle on the HomeLand Streets, that’s W.H.O.

It was Twenty Years ago today, when Dr. Cornell West showed his face. Now if Chomsky is allowed on the stage, then we will know that The Nation will be spared… shoes are optional, according to Old Flat Top.

Over at the Seth Meyers set, Michael Che is making a movie… for the Playboy Channel.

Meanwhile over at burner N°2:

Chocolate wheels - Cuéntale las muelas a Cantinflas

Chocolate wheels — Cuéntale Las Muelas a Cantinflas .::. 15BFA88A-DA28-4F27-BCC3-82D3549898FD 🚘 Dear, John Mill Ackerman it’s too bad you don’t have Keyleigh McEnany’s cute sexy ass, Eye means… you sure are one fuckable propagandists 🚙 “Luxury vehicles” mis pelotas, —John Mill Ackerman— more like Salvaged vehicles a.k.a., NAFTA’s vehicular consolation prize for the extinct Mexican middle class”.

¡Oiga usted, mi profesor! no me levante la voz, because aquí y en China (Nuevo León), “I’m Your Huckleberry”, Chato.

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TimeStamp: 11h45 in Central NATO Times

Here's your visual

Mr. president… here’s your Visual, ya’CUNT! .::. C59892DC-45D4-433F-9C3B-327E3ECF41E7 🖕🏾 For the visually impaired, Donald John Trump has a throat tumor in the shape of a mini donald john trump bending over and spreading his cheeks, quite noticeable is a dangling mushroom-shaped penis and a pair of tiny Chinchilla nuts.

Deer, John Meacham, is D.A.T. a Gulf of Cortéz map? Or are you just happy 2–SEA–MÍ‽

Thing ONE: Dear, Early Jaz… wanna know when it Ends? Wait For thing Three, and please stop crossing your ARMS, you make Mí feel like a pervert, Eye likes porn but not the kind that you think.

Anyhow, Professor West, the good thing about this most non-consequential blog is that your colleagues at The Nation and, especially Professor John Mill Ackerman and all of his “beautiful” in–laws working for the federal Mexican government, —from the beautiful Sea of Cortéz (La Rumorosa) to el hermoso Istmo de Tehuantepec (Gulf of México, casi esquina con « el 🚂-tren•e•cito » de La Riviera Maya) is that Katrina Vanden Huevel won’t read, IT! And neither will you… But the Administrative Tribunal in Paris, Home to the Picpus “square” where @therealLafayette lays, probably will, because in due-time The President of that Court will get a BING translated copy of this riff. It’s part of the process… K?

On today’s menu: Calaveras fusionadas

2 de noviembre

… Context from Carol O’Conner and George Jefferson follows, hillarity ensues when Chico and The Man welcome back John Travolta into the “scene”… Stick Around.

Mr. Crowley makes his rounds

Straight from the pages
of the Book of Law
and at the 11th hour
Míster Crowley made his Rounds.
Staff Sgt. Nico Wallace hosted him.

Corría la 2da Entrada y,
Los Astros contaban con el monopolio del garrote y,
los que entienden d’estas cosas —saben bien,
de que estando fuera de su inundada casa,
era pues, la parte alta del Séptimo Encuentro de un juego de béisbol..

Comme d’Habitude,
Monsieur Crowley — a Sylph!
Navigated dimensions through The Astros,
to Dodge his way—onto 5th Ave.

Coincidió por esos mismos instantes por un cuadrante del espacio sideral,
de que Míster Crowley ya se aproximaba a nuestra dimensión.
La ninfa Ondina lo divisó…
y caprichosa como a veces
[la muy linda-hermosa]
suele ser, le dice al silfo:
“Aire de otra dimensión,
tú por aquí no puedes cruzar”..

The Armillary Sphere at 30 Rock was the gateway; for it is the only way that Air
(… the Element of Aquarius)
can beat a Gnome and his properties: Earth… and all of his Fucking walls…

Sin embargo…
ya para cuando a Míster Crowley
le llegó la advertencia de la pinche ninfa,
—Ondina—
… pues, digamos de que ese cabrón,
—el silfo—
ya estaba centrado en ese retículo innecesario, vacío y mamón de la zona del strike que últimamente se aparece
¡en la pantalla de Fox Sports!
Así que desde el otro lado del espectro de esa señal satelital,
Míster Crowley ya sabía, por conducto de Sports Illustrated,
—que en el 2017—
y con Los Astros,
él iba a conectar,
y de esa manera, pues él se iba:
a desdoblar… .

The last time that he walked the Earth,
Míster Crowley had the unfortunate hassle of having to deal with a fascist douche
—and a “liddle” racist man—
this time, however,
The treat to Humanity
Came in the form of an artificially sun-tanned and bigoted President of the United States, of a place called “Murica”…
—or something like that—
while in the watery depths of the bottom of The Seven Seas, back in the “Roaring Twenties,”
Míster Crowley had to compete with one of Neptune’s pets,
its name: Cthulhu…
but today, as he strolled down East Houston Ave., (pronounced as HOUSEton, not as in Sam HEeee_UuuSss-Tonnn)
—just off of the Williamsburg Bridge—
it was back to the Acropolis…
A fucking version of the Kraken nightmare was wrapping his “liddle” god-damn suckie tentacles on every Vesica Pisces that crossed his path…
Europe, Africa, América, Asia, Australia, and maybe even Antarctica (since it’s FuCkinG melting, now a days).
The twist, however,
was that this grubby fucker was not necessarily speaking Greek…
and that’s all that this narrator is going to say..,
because we don’t want to end up like the dead “comic strippers” at
Charlie Hebdo, or gagged in jail.

“RELEASE THE KRAKEN”.  Señoras y señores, lo que sigue se tiene que leer en la voz del “buen” Elemento, LIAM NEESON, aka: ‘Garganta Profunda’… Sólo así, niños y niñas, se puede lograr sobrevivir a los elementos del llamado WaterGate… o mismo: EL RUSSIA-GATE.. Context follows, foto por:Staff—COPYLEFT!

TIMESTAMP… 23h00 CET

 Dear, Ari Melver:

… al regresar: Ayrton Senna goes out with a bang. Starring, Jean Pierre Garnier, Malet.

We, the Staff, trust…

“That you [too] can be Centerfield!”.

… Next time, however, sport the dang-on Cap… do it for the “Sound”.

… ICI MI querido Gato Todd, ¿a que ni tú ni Ari sabián que El Desdoblamiento, también lo inventarón Los Franceses?

… complete cast follows.