🎶 … they come to snuff 📼 The Rooster.
Alice 🪖 turns in the grave.
³~. … blind dates without booze is like going to a Klan Meeting in there outskirts of Rockridge, “where’all the white-wimmin’ at?”
Eye am what I Jam,
and Ewe is what Jew is…
motherfucker.
Clayton Knows Diddl-y-Dew : white powder!
Mel Brooks is God
“Nothing less than catastrophic…,” dice, Jim Henson 🐸, but first here’s another fragment of Mains Libres, ‘a place where Évry body knows your name’.
Dans le jardin des Halles, il y a une vieille dame effrontée et facétieuse, Marie-Louise, je la connais bien. Elle verse son rouge dans une bouteille… ¶ 6, fin de la page 178.
Coke, IT!, is...
In the garden at Les Halles, there’s a cheeky, facetious old lady, Marie-Louise, I know her well. She pours her red wine into a bottle…
¶ 6, end of page 178.
Across the pond, The Reptilians found themselves in a pool of sweat 💦 and that’s just the way that the conservatives want it.
Stop the press-es-es, Ese! Los amigos de Raphaël Morán are pulling a JUANITO GUANAVACOA on their Champs Élysées P.R. review:
https ://www .rfi .fr /fr /ameriques/20230709–mexique-un-journaliste-du-grand-quotidien-la-jornada-assassine
On this blog….the Great Raphaël Morán, and his colleagues “tactical” reporting for El Palacio de Hierro, en Matignon, is always a reason to take a nap and dream about AWE, Ewe, and off-course Mí.
With All Due Respect, stop the press-es-es, Güey.
Oppenheimer gets the last laugh on a pussy-ass United State Senate, and in the words of The Talking Heads:
Same as it, Eva was.
Same as it, Eva was..
Same as it, Eva was…O.N.C.E. in a Lifetime, there is water underground.
Sex with your Parents… and Coach, it says here that you engaged in fornication with your children —in Alabama, where the sky is blue,
³~. Amsterdam smoke-shops are now fair territory for the consumption of MARIHUANA by U.S. military personnel at The Bulldog in Holland, —it’s the law of the land— just like reproductive rights for U.S. military personnel are now the law of the land of Congressman Scarborough’s home, where female personnel stationed in Alabama can go to jail if the birth-vessel even thinks of stopping a pregnancy while being mobile in Montgomery, or experiencing that SEINE NET EXPERIENCE in the Gulf of México.
Oh, the Krispyness… and what a way to play lip-service on the Morjo Show, what’s the matter Joe, are you afraid that GOV. Krispy will close the Turnpike to Nantucket, and seal the doughnut pantry for you, you son of a bitch? Stick around, I have Ambassador Porfirio Thierry Muñoz Ledo Chevannier’s dad here, on his way to El Averno.
https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /congress /general-brown-prévient-que-l-armee-americaine-perdra-des-talents-a-cause-du-blocus-du-GOP-sur-les promotions-that-tuberville-is-blocking-rcna
Go Ahead, France24… go to Aguascalientes TV (MX) and get your little ketch-up packets, —go ahead, I’ll take care of the news that your talking heads will be talking about tomorrow morning on BFM’ER TV.
WAR… Why can’t Öüï be Friends?
Ensayo de Vida… if youse out of Schlitz, Ewe is out of Schiltz’-es-ese… 🍻
Où en suis-je, à présent, avec les personnes à la rue ?
The current situation overwhelms me, too many people stranded on in our Central Paris sidewalks.
Georges informa 🦁 y nosotros CoteJamos.
Every day, new faces are added to the old ones I’ve spotted or, recognized¹ from La Bagagerie. Some make a fleeting appearance, others come and go, others disappear.
¹~. In translation there are adaptations, this one here, doña Schiltz is one of Em#.
https ://primicia24 .com /contenido /le-northeast-cartel-a-envoye-un-message–cordial–a-amlo
The Things You Have To Do For Money — Live Killers.
Freddy Mercury to Marie-Ange Schiltz en, Communication… 5 Euros.
With all due respect, we remind the good people of El Excelentísimo señor Asvazadourian at the DRSD*, and to the gentleman of the CDG, also the new kids on the block of the CDNE, but SPECIFICALLY a LOS MILITARES MEXICANOS destacados en la Embajada de México en Longchamps (PARIS), and of course the CIA, The FBI and, Katty Kay, —the BBC, and B.B. King, that:
Peñoles gets a free get out of Hell card good for 96-hours.
The unfortunate passing of Sinead McNamara, a crew member aboard the yacht, is a tragic chapter in the yacht’s history… SUCCESSION aside, the yatch used to belong to don Alberto Baillères. The yacht is now owned by his family… which probably explains the benevolence. No doubt that someone in the Baillères family is going to get foreclosed on the inheritance, which includes El Cerro de Las Noas en proximidad con San José de Las Panochas, en La Zona del Silencio en La Sierrita.
*~. Hofstein, C., ”Les espions tres discrets de la DRSD“, reportage. Le Figaro Magazine, 16 et 17 juin 2023, pp. 42-48 en La Folie BEATLES, par Paul McCartney.
Dig it.
The communique highlighted the French Touch of the cartel propaganda adding, « [A]t the end, as if it were a diplomatic message between government representatives, the cartel member said: “Without further ado, we await a response from you and we send you our cordial greetings. Sincerely, your safe servants of the Northeast Cartel” ».
Previously on, ¡Qué LINDO Caga El Señor! Followed by Reed’s classic, Sex With Your Parents, it’s Adrien Brody in SUCCESSION, for the record, Eye will watch Brody in anything that he manifests his fina Estampa de torero that he is Cast on.
https ://www .superyachtfan .com /fr /yacht /mayan-queen/
¿Alló Silver*? El Llanero de Las Flores… Tonto 🪶.
*~. Based on Ke-mo sah-bee’s all-out expose of The Lone Ranger. In other WO’ids, fuck GOLDBERG (Ewe Ho) y que viva SILVERMAN, Sarah.
And, Mika Brzezinski, don’t call that glorified Disney ride an “expedition”… unless your French 🇵🇱 relatives at the Immigrants Museum of Haute Couture recognize the women from Mariana X. Rivera’s reality show as a trade, and not just a Samaritaine’s hipster item.
-https ://www .proceso .com .mx /internacional /2023/6/23 / james-cameron-dit-que-la-recherche-du-submersible-titan-etait-un–canular cauchemardesque–
— And, my condolences, thoughts and prayers are with the French millionaire who’s sleeping with them Fishes. And no, señor Excmo., i don’t mean your compatriota de Haute-Savoie next to the ghost of JACK Dawson, —Jacques!, and in the words of Mel Brooks in History of The World Part Two, “not that one”. I’m talking about them Poissons’.
In Memory of Roe v. Wade. Yes we’re going to a private clinic.
🚽🧻🧼🚿🧽🧼🚿🧽🧼🚿
Synopsis: Émilie Munera goes to the Point Neuf and buys a French-made huipil from Pharell Williams who coincidentally is now in the business of recycling Red ❌ Cross thermal blankets for his Louis Vuitton strip show.
But FO’ist!!!
It’s Pass The Dutchie Darmanino³,
you son-of-a-piggy en Matignon.
³~. Geraldo Darmanino is the illegitimate basterd’son of Senator John “Bluto” Blutarski (R-FLA) and some french whore from Saint-Tropez.
Hilarity ensues when La Kerschovas does not approve and Willie Geist gets a Guayabera from Lula 🇧🇷 en Libération.
³~. In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s The End of Yesterday, because in Paris, France… Son las cinco in CET.
Deer, Deputy Éric Ciotti, Alpes-Maritimes, FRANCHE:
Like, Max “Guitar” on the Juanito Guanavacoa Show likes to sing (or murder your Rosbif tocayo’s version² of “Before You Accuse Me“) please be advised that I am only referencing you from today’s FACE-à FACE Show on BFM’er TV because your rhetoric does not match with the PROMISE that your political party founder, President SARKOZY made to me… via the Talents and Skills Visa program. You are all rotten, the whole lot of you fuckers, except of course Carla, she’s alright.
Here, you probably have heard of this fellow before, he was a Mason, a good one, not like the fake political-parasites of today:
Most of our citizens, are scattered in the rest of Europe and the world, they live and die far from the “fatherland” […] I know that we are forced to go far away to look for the resources that our land denies us; and we could hardly subsist if we were to remain enclosed.
J.-J. ROUSSEAU
Letter to d’Alembert, 1758…
Page 15 of Chapter I
Le « roman familial » in,
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, en son temps.
M. & B. Cottret
PERRIN, 2005
²~. Eric (sin acento) clap, clap, Clapton;
And starring as Billy 🎹 Preston, The Fifth RHUTLE 🦃.
Now these old fucks can steal all they want
And they can go and pass laws saying you can’t say what you want
And you can’t look at this and you can’t look at that
False Friends in Translation follows… 🌬️ 🎶 When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw – mom… Sex With Your Parents.
And you can’t smoke this and you can’t snort that
And me baby – I got statistics – I got stats
These people have been to bed with their parents
And today Öüï, the staff, introduce you to the MOTHER of all coincidences and ironic calques, for starters, let’s ask the only reliable source in the Universe, Wikipedia, what a CALCO in Lenguiski’s is:
Armando Segovia:
— Wikipedia, what in the Wide World of BFM’er TV is a CALCO?
Champagne, Foie Gras, Caviar, SKI LODGES, et. al., are all GATEWAY HOOKS for cooptation, which ENDS in Corruption.
WIKIPEDIA:
—In Lenguiski’s, a calque or loan translation is a word or phrase borrowed from another language by literal word-for-word or root-for-root translation.
Armando Segovia:
— Wikipedia, could you please illustrate for the REPUBLICAN PARTY on both sides of The Atlantic, S.V.P.?
Go ahead, mister Alpes∴Mari❇️times , send your “private investigators” like your Free∴MASON∴brother did, this time, however, bring send the HOUND DOGS aussi, why don’t you, la préfecture de Cité and the Place Where Évrybody knows my name knows my location all of the time, you capitalist Welfare Queen.
∴ = THEREFORE
Wikipedia:
— Indeed, meet me at the geriatrician’s corner à la rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau at la Porte de Issy-les-Moulineaux.
— 1945 – World War II: Adolf Hitler moves into his underground bunker, the so-called Führerbunker.
17 de enero del 2013
FIRE–fire H*E*A*T*
In Ukraine: it’s Sobredosis de cemento 💥
Meanwhile at Fort Knox, Lima is getting a warm and fuzzy… and in GERMANIA, the WAR FIGHTING CENTER at Grafenwöhr in The Upper Palatinate region of Bavaria is getting ready to welcome Ukranians, just like the neighboring Bayreuth did in the Upper Franconia region after Hitler was fetched out of his little fucking bunker, on a THEY like YESTERDAY in 1945.
Pegasus follows, sponsored by BUZFEED and Morning Joe (2016). Happy Alabama-King LEE-They-in Mississippi, starring Colonel Poulet Bourbon as Chicken E. LEE.
… Well, well, well, look what The Birthday Song brought in (layers cake), and if Dr. Alejandro Valenzuela, is reading, he will probably deploy the plausible deniability mode at SciencesPo.
Jump to Phat Basterd’s wet dream in a General’s Rank… Heavy Armor is knot taboo, Evermore.
“goD has a Word for that³ »:
They are going to tell you that the monopoly of prices (Monoprix en Brasil) and the Canadian version of the Piggly Wiggly (Couche Tard) PACS* is both a financial and sanitary restrictions cooperative…
And still to come, if she so desires on or at around noon, the Front National guide-on Marine La Pluma… for the occasion, BFM’er TV prepared an opposites-parallels capsule showcasing the one thing that Them United States of America guarantees with Liberty and Fuscas¹ for all… titled:
Oh, the fuck’n IROny, Yasmin!
Or,
is it just the Circle of spots²?
The good thing is that one of Donald Trump’s executive legacies will include the reduction in troops in the territories where Liz Cheney’s dad made a lot of bucks. 🐇 In context, the good U.S. Representative-at-Large for the same state where her dad used to lay telephone line (Why-oh-ming) is probably atoning for her father’s excursions; or maybe Madame Representative is the King Slayer that motivated Mayor Giuliani to call “trial by combat”… I mean, this people have Sex With Their Parents³.
But FO’ist it’s another edition (for the FO’ist time) of, “What The Fuck, Yasmin Vassoughian?”… WTF, Yas? Starring Yassmin Vassoughian.
We begin WTF, Yas? With our favorite Saturday and Sunday morning cartoon of Lindsey Reiser… LINDSEY!!!, HEY, LINDSEY… meet me at the corner of Marvin and Gaye for Military Vehicle Identification refresher course, but FO’ist, let’s take a closer look at our favorite Generals, over—
[Radio Silence, or Listening Silence Fa-Fa-Follows]
“Esta’z laïs—toria DEA-un Gato (punto y coma) está el Gato Tom, está Don Gato… pero todo el Mundo Quiere Ver?”… Anyone?, anyone?, David Jolly? Anyone? Which Cat does the world wishes to see? — Anyone?
—_*_— Cienfuegos update
Say there Mª Teresa Kumar what ever happened to the former Mexican president, Enrique de Jesús Peña Nieto’s, military bodyguard? M’ember him? You know who i mean, right? The one that Minister Ebrard succeeded to get a PARDON for; m’ember him? He was nabbed in El Ey by the D.E.A. while he (the military guarda espaldas) was shopping for this and that. Man, that Marcelo Ebrard is a heck of a diplomat, proving that Mexico, like the Very French, never leave a political picke in a foreign jail.
💯🔥 🆙📆 —_*_—
🗣 Medhi Hassan built my Hot-Rod… it’s a love affair, mainly Medhi and my Hot Rod… [Yeah, fuck it].
… and then Black Spy’s boss-man, Jim Cavanaugh, sends the ol’Irish “nick-o’the thumb on the lower lip signal”, tell me Sir, who does good in prison? The privileged crooks that’s who. How many of those did you frame into a cell?
Heck the only individual that love prisons are the same MotherFuckers who have the monopoly of confiscation on the highway, Junior Brown, you know the kind, these unionized thugs with a badge will confiscate the tuition CASH of anyone who does not look like a full-grown trust fund baby, especially in the South… How Do You Think, Lindsey Riser, that them HOT WHEELS in police regalia comes from Tax Paying Dollars?… Silly, Wabbit, tax paying Dollars are reserved for the most Violent Political Party in God’s dying Earth and they go by the name: The Republicans. And yes, check the TALE of The Tape; pound for pound the most Wars on Record since the IV F.R. was dissolved and later occupied; ask Ah-nold Corn[s] from “The Church of Man Love”, Ah-Nold will tell produce a video for ya’. This is WHO öüï Are.
On a serious note: HEY, LINDSEY! That last interview that you and your sidekick just finished, was a Ray of Light on your last Trump Era Talking Head post. Good comeback on that advertorial for a failed prison system, in the form of experts from a former failed system cop.
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1. Fuscas: Let’s ask the Diccionario de Mexicanismos Mexicanos de La Academia Mexicana de la Lengua Mexicana de los mexicanos… De Aztlán. De arranque, Raquelito, you can CHECK with Pulitzer Prize Winner, Eugene Robinson, —he will tell you that in Sao Paulo, a FUSCA is a German Beetle.
2. Spots: This of course are the Television spots; The Evil Television spots; for mor on that, here’s El Gato Volador, and the tale of “Don Gato y su pandilla”.
3. “It’s, Hey Motherfucker! »: según Lou Reed.
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