Before you throw that “dirty little secret“ away consider first that a dead Rugby-ado (alone) has an average cost of around 264 310 €, or 4 French military buses on the A-route to Finland, or some “happy coefficient” in The Europa skateboarding park.

Media luna en París, Springtime killed Christmas 2024 best Wishes are ushered in Robots on Bikes… fat-bottomed girls are Now Obsolete, except at France 2… where Fla-Fla reigns Sup’reme.

Évry body, and Eye means Everybody must get medically Stoned

BFM goes black… but first we switch it over to the old Georges Pompidou’s parking lot where The Guardian is selling the last of the Frames in Noir at that gift shop… and then The Beaubourg was flatten while the Bpi went skateboarding.

Over at Fip . France, the Strike again($t) the empire was played on a l➿p by order of the CGT.

For the occasion, Mick Jagger was touched by The Very French and chosen as curator of the closing ceremonies, and the first thing that the eternal jester requested from mister Rey at The Beaubourg was to paint that broken dildo black.