Hoy no hubo efemérides

Previously on, “¡Se Me Chispoteó!”:

Issy, El Chavo hizo su entrada en 1971… diez días después de que mi tocayo Lenin Armando Salgado capturase aquellas épicas fotos en Blanco y Negro del “Jueves de Corpus”, el 20 de junio de 1971, « pero no sé lo vayas a decir a nadie » porque LA HISTORIA OFICIAL de Azcárraga en TELEVISA dicta que “El Chavo del 8” just turned 50 years of syndication. ISSY, “ONLY A FOOL, would say that » IMAGINE THAT, Johnny-boy.

More Time than life, and Alexis was a fag, and that’s a Phact!… After the break it’s La Épopée d’Un Américain en La France.

🎶 They’ve seen his face before…
Nobody was sure that he wasn’t
From the House of Rey Zambada,
Aussie.

Chaves… it’s 1936 and Brazil’s favorite wheels are about to hit them Volks, it’s as if Adolf Hitler knew that his FUSCA would fit like a lego® block with the “Brazilian Miracle” of the 1970’s thanks to the POISSON d’avril ditadura militar of Magalhães Pinto, Pereira de Barros, and of course Werneck de Lacerda, of 1965. Una batucada militar que aguantaría hasta 1985, and that’s no lie, ask The Santos ⚽ in Brazil, not that George in Washington on the frame below.

The Cult of Personality… In Living Colour… y 🕛 de pronto … 🕧 … 💥 Flash! La Chica del Bikini Azul.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2022/12/30 /⚽ /Murió el Mozart del futbol, pero su leyenda pervivirá

1936: en Alemania, Adolf Hitler implementa un nuevo vehículo, práctico y de bajo costo: el Escarabajo³, de la fábrica Volkswagen (‘vehículo del pueblo’). En México, pero por aquello del año del 2023, Andrés López invites “The Führer” to install his “VOCHO” factory in Puebla de Zaragoza.

³~. Quick programming note, according to the IMdB trivia sector, both Chiquinha  and Chaves   are BEETLE fans all the way to the break-up of esa Maldita Vecindad.

Last Week To They, reprise de Yesterday en RFPP 106.3 fm

Over at RFPP, JUANITO GUANABACOA has been cleared by the 🇨🇵 Ministère de Culture to FINALLY give his three-cents over the 📻 waves on the recently concluded trial of Genaro García Luna. The AUTO-censorship displayed by Juanito Guanavacoa during the ENTIRE month of January and part of February is 🎼 Pathetic, if not unfortunate but clearly Knot Ironic.

Öüï, the staff, can only begin to speculate as to what could have been the reasons why, “le regie” of l’émission hebdomadaire of Décalage Horaire would, pretty much, like Joe Scarborough on the Morning Mika Show, not touch the Genaro García Luna trial coverage with a 3145 km pole.

One thing is for certain, better safe than sorry. Why bring up something that might implicate any given French official in the García Luna’s Rolodex® before the judge delivered the findings from Genaro García Luna’s peers and quite possibly, Genaro García Luna’s customer base en la Ciudad de Nueva Yorky París, aussi.

Getting back to “Ordem e Progresso

1973 . Au Mexique , pour la première fois (after the ORIGINAL Pilot, which aired in 1971 on an independent station) un chapitre de CHAVES est publié en La Fundación Televisa.

1935Adolf Hitler orders the Luftwaffe to be re-formed, pasándose de esa manera a Led Zeppelin by his Rocky Mountain Oysters during The Paris International Pharm Expo, and thus violating the provisions of The Treaty of La Porte de Versailles.

Over at the ESCP*, Alma Mater⁸ of Mexican President Francisco I.Madero, The Echos of la profesora Florence Pinot-Girafales are sounding like a “patheticMozart tune, when she sentenced during an elDorado conference:

 

*~.« Apprendre à oser », The HEC (hautes études commerciales) is also part of the network of business schools (ESC) of the CCI Paris Île-de-France with ESSEC and ESCP Business School, forming the group of “three Parisians”. Like the ESCP Business School, the HEC Paris is a consular institution of higher education (EESC).

México is infiniment plus facile que le Brésil

Florence Pinot de Villechenon
Le Mexique, un elDorado Retrouve ?

https ://www .gemdev .org /infosgemdev /?p=6738
Jeudi, 7 novembre 2013
ESCP Europe (salle Europe)
75011 M-3 Saint-Maur

~.

Parental Advisory for Franco-phonies in Quebec

In context for ULTRA Phans and North Africans in Paname or Marseille:

I want my USB

I, Armando Segovia, had my French VISA snatched from my hands at the Cité Préfecture in Paris, France,—literally, not figuratively, period.

I contend that the reason for that bureaucratic « arrête » was for criticizing the Ties or, the accomodation of Mexican corruption in France such as this one³ in Brasil; so before you North African Phellows, do like the FRENCH Legion of Juanito Guanavacoa  🇲🇽  and Osler Amaro  🇵🇪  at rfpp (106.3) do, I ask:

³~. https ://www .rfi .fr /en /international /20221130 –french-banks-accused-of-massively-fuelling-amazon-deforestation-bnp

Selma Likum Salma

 

what HAVE you done, BESIDES MAKING FUN OF EGYPTIAN mummies and Sarkozy, to highlight the corrupt leaders of your fútbol team, BECAUSE is that not what Soccer ⚽ is about, —a game of Tribes?

and if this is to hard to unravel, then just keep on watching “the cup”, in the same way that Mexicans consume (and Export) telenovelas.

Fake Cinnamon Spice

³.~

You fuckers are AS guilty as Petin and The Red Cross at The Grand Ol’Palace… but then again, you would not get the reference  🇲🇦.

This is not a political commentary, this is fútbol with a USB port.

 

En contexto, if your brain only has room for CONFORMITY and an RSA paycheck and Pôle- Emploi à volonté, please be advised that this comment is not political at all, this is the map of the Quarter Latino de Vilma Fuentes at Polly Maggoo… and if you know what “remittences” are, and IF-and-ONLY ewe (🐑) know where the State of Jalisco is, then maybe, just maybe you might get my Vision of Muhammad Ali, and The Greatest  🇦🇷  (next to Ronaldo 🇵🇹)… before, not after the MATCH, —like the French Media does*.

*~. https://i0.wp.com/asegovia3.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Say-My-Name.jpg?ssl=1

 

All Hallows Eve antesala, 30 de octubre

Humidity for skeptics at the piano… La Version EF, as in EF Ewe France Musique!!!

Is this sweaty 🥵 enough for your Excellency.

 

Mañana es Mexican Halloween en la casita de l’América latina, after that, it is Jim Morrison They à Peré Lachaise… en bicicleta 💀💀💀

Chile refugiado es… chile domesticado.

 

México es más fácil que Brasil

Context??? Do you really need the fucking context?

 

FLORENCE PINOT, ESCP 2013.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /la-tribune-des-critiques-de-disques/danse-macabre-de-franz-liszt -2997297

Y, Francisco Belmont, la Samba es así, en primer lugar, chinguen a su madre TODOS y Todas los mexicanos y las mexicanas en Francia, porque si como buenos mexicanos que SON, se van a apropiar de la Niña Blanca, pues entonces hijos de puta, tendrán que reconocer que en MÉXICO, todo mexicano y mexicana son hijos de La Malinche… especialmente esos pinches guías de turistas en la Sorbona.

La diferencia entre militares en RFPP right NOW, SADLY, rfpp does not replays their transmissions in order to deny any PARTICIPACIÓN en la formación de Gendarmes Mexicanos en Tamaulipas por LA SORBONA 🇫🇷🇲🇽

Formación de “perritos fieles” en el CONSEJO DE GUERRA de Sonora y Sinaloa via El Golfo de MONTERREY.

Patrocinado por “mi general Cienfuegos” en Los Ángeles, California… vía, El Triángulo Dorado de Andrés Manuel López Obrador.

Ahora, para que a SoFy Velasco no se le desbielen las trompas de Fillipati 🏁, déjame pues, Juanito GuanaVAcoa, hacer una Tan Gente con Gerardo Belmont en El Quinto Patio de La Maldita Panadería en Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua…

 

It rhymes with Abdul, Carambar!

Fuck you, Jon Stewart… sincerely, Agent Orange.

Contemporaneous³adjective, as in: Pythagoras 🇬🇷  was contemporaneous with Buddha… 🥢 at the White House ☎️ line.

³ ~. 🇸🇦

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Fight fire, Wit Fire – Jump In The Fayah

Any hoot, Señora Rima, it’s a good thing that your Culture Monkees Club does not keep tabs on on this Never Ending Scroll, otherwise you might be wondering why our special Daily Show Edition is dedicated to your Ministry, but for that you would have to ask your ELDERS (from 2011) at la rue Saint Honoré (currently PARIS Centre°), the request was a full-schedule of the Mexican Spectacles crossing over The Atlantic to tell the French “How Mexico, is a lot easier than Brasil”.

Naturally (in 2022) I now realize that when EVERY block of your institutions is in one way or another, connected with the CLUSTER of associations of the Law of 1901, it doesn’t matter how “charming or competent” the person in charge of the reception floor might be, and never mind the “elegance”… Auréline Garcia (3 weeks ago on Google Maps), when the VENEZUELAN (from Guadalajara, Jalisco, México) and PERUVIAN intelligentzia at the Unesco have their fingers all up in The Latin American (air conditioned) Bureau desk of the Agence France Presse (2011-12-13 and 2014)… ISSY, “Alerta que camina, la espada de la recepcionista de BOLIVIA).

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Available also in Viejas FEAS model.

La Austeridad Republicana de Mohammed ben Salmane ben Abdelaziz Al Saoud en Francia

From the Soul, así no se puede hacer mon¥.
Unless you are “La Hija de Silvia Pinal”³.

³~. https ://www .albumcancionyletra .com /corregir_abuso-de-autoridad_de_el-tri_letra__ 181258.aspx
°$ubstitute, “la Hija de Silvia Pinal” por « la sobrina de Marcelo Ebrard ».

Well, if freedom fighters fight freedom, what do fire fighters fight? That there is a suplex on a George Carlin’s masters class dealing with a word salad called: “€uphemisms”.

https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Suplex

Wonderfoule… or whatever your stage ID is, please be advised that Eye fears no Talking Heads.

Still to come, Brad Pitt

Aún hay más 🤏🏽 Siempre en Velasco, con Raúl en domingo

And, Cerf-panthere, i see your message to Capt. Rat, and Eye raises you Los Hilos de Sasha en Hawaiian Punch QWARTZ:

 

BETO EL BOTICARIO*

Efeméride: It was 70 years ago that Queen Elizabeth entered the “throne”, the Queen has been hoggin’ the “throne” ever since… her MONOPOLY of The THRONE is driving her subjects crazy after all these JEERS!!! In no small part because those fucking PLEBEYOS have to use the OUTHOUSE downunder, if you know her Witt.

Queen Consort and all that Jazz
 

🎶👉🏼🎩 Short-Cut Tú Di End…. Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm, mhmm — y mesa’l que más aplauda.

Retired BBC Panorama director, 76, found with 832 child abuse images gasps in shock as he avoids jail after judge
https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-10402929 /Retired-BBC-director-76-832-child-abuse-images-gasps-shock-avoids-jail .html
said his ‘poor health’ would make prison ‘particularly challenging’ during pandemic

Total! Si no tengo tus Bezos…
https ://www .dw .com /en /uganda-french-and-chinese-oil-giants-launch-megaproject /a-60627764

And, GO’ill de Niza, you {DO} realize that our METER is like a TAXI on STAND-by, eh! Anyhow, I bet you can’t spot the fish on them pavés? Here, allow {} to show you the guards that the TOTAL lawyer knocked out at Victor Hugo’s quad. Focus now:

Let’s use the LEFT guard cylinder on that pretty DOOR as our y=f(x) (0,0) starting point.

Clerance Thomas, Associates in Justice, Bush Community College.

So, with that information in Hand, here is the plot to that SILVER belly TUNA but as usual, IT DON’T MEAN a THING if you don’t Show Your WORK:

( – 5 , – 7 )

Uganda es infinitamente más fácil que Senegal.
Florence Pinot

ESCP Europe’s academic cooperation with Latin America
(transliterated from Spanish)

Time, Time, Time… see what’s become of me

Less than zero…

— Mercado en plena expansión, apertura comercial:

From the publishing house that brought you

From the publishing house that brought you, “The Death of French Culture, during the Year of Mexico in France” and The Person of the Year [cover] comes the story of Austin Pemex, narrated by ESCP-Europe Business School Professor, Florence Pinot.

“El hecho aquí, déjenme decirles, que comparado a Brasil, México aparece infinitamente más fácil, ¡ah!”

Florence Pinot

ESCP–Europe

8 Nov, 2014

Sunday funnies — los monitos domingueros

… Over in Washington, Donald Trump’s personal finance go–to–guy fellow, Larry Kudlow took it upon himself [this past weekend on the Sunday funnies show] to transliterate Professor’s Pinot preOdebretch quote, but in his own particular inflection and drunkard tone, “Everything is booming, everybody is purchasing cars”, said the cabinet member to a nation watching the U.S.A. go the way Ford wanted her (America) to go… North: https ://edition .cnn .com /videos /politics /2020/07/26 /larry-kudlow-economy-employment-sotu-tapper-vpx .cnn

The NAFTA In The Backyard

Eldorado reloaded

Gama de un Fragmento Fronterizo es cortesía de La Nota Nostra y arrobajuarez [punto] com —_— Contexto sindical en tres tandas a continuación.

Tale of the tape:

Contexto de un sindicalista con los pies en la tierra a seguir…. —_~ Uso justo de todos los canadienses y de todos los medios también.

“Trade openness: the fact; and let me tell you that, compared to Brazil (Oderbretch) Mexico (PEMEX) is—FOREVER—easier, and that is why Mexico is top exporter…[1]” yada, yada, yada*.

↑↑↑ 

Source: https://asegovia3.com/2014/11/11/11-de-nov-2/

↓↓↓

Apertura comercial: el hecho; aquí déjenme decirles que, comparado a Brasil, (Oderbretch) México (PEMEX) es In–Fin–i–Ta–Mente más fácil, y no por nada México es el primer exportador [1]”… yada, yada, yada*.

* Tangente interesante with a Sean Penn** bonus:

Did you know that former white house strategist, and current nativist Steve Bannon gets a bit richer everytime a Seinfeld episode airs around the world? It’s true, the biggoted white nationalist might foster a hatred for the Tribe of Abraham, but he sure like them syndicated royalties.
Source: http ://www .nme .com /news /tv /larry-david-steve-bannon-seinfeld-2058390 

Fair use of “los bad amigos” de Steve Bannon y su ex jefe: Donald John Trump. ~_~ Uso justo del monoaureo y “el fisgón”.

** Ehyyyyy—who gave this Bolivarian bastard access to El Chapo?El PRI, Steve Bannon, el PRI y el PAN that’s who.

ProMéxico Advert promo for the bout:

¡No, no, no! CANADA, con una chingada, en México la prole le tiene que Chingar; más, y màs, e infinitamente más!” dijo en una traducción [transliterada] el presidente del Consejo Coordinador Empresarial.  Por si fuera poco, aunque por otro renglón en el mismo pliego de información, Gustavo de Hoyos Walther, presidente de la Confederación Patronal de la República Mexicana (Coparmex), calificó de “utópica”, la noción de igualar quincenas en Saltillo o Monterrey, por decir, con las de Toronto o Vancouver. Por supuesto, eso se traduce a que: en Saltillo o Monterrey (dice el chinguetas de la Coparmex) los maquileros y las maquileras están pendejos; y por demás pendejas, si creen que la delegación de la Copramex salió de viaje a negociar el NAFTA 2.0 —en su favor.

Don’t miss
The NAFTA In The Backyard
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ProMexico, “Dime–a–dozen“… because labor laws in Mexico: are easy.

and by:

Sean Penn productions.                             A mockumentary about Sean Penn, directed by the PGR***.                            In theaters June 1, 2018.

Nunca habíamos oido mencionar a ningún Jerry Días, pero falta—mucha falta que hace en el discurso del NAFTA 2.0 una voz como la de él. En fin, para la gente bonita de Buzzfeed, la transposición del fragmento del cuadro de arriba, transcrito por M. Merlo (corresponsal) quiere decir lo siguiente: … En México, (como en Buzzfeed [punto] com) no hay con quién hablar; todo elemento en esos organigramas (de la CTM, por decir) solamente siguen la horma del pariente o el padrino que les legó el puesto. —_— Fragmento cortesía de lapoliticaonline [punto] com y M. Merlo… Más contexto a seguir.

*** Procuraduría General de la República; Mexico’s Attorney General                      and its armed “hounds”

En fin Lic… todo [en] México es análogo al fút:

 

Fragmento de la nota de Eduardo Torreblanc Jacques en El Financiero [punto] BLOOMBERG .com —_— Context follows. Source: http ://m .elfinanciero .com .mx /opinion /salarios-el-coco-de-las-pymes-ante-nafta .html