10 para las once, en la bastilla de los lisiados.
–_!_–
Para conmemorar la chingada ocasión, Lamborghini destapa el modelo:
UNILEGGO*
*On one motherfunking Leg
Previously on The Historical Roast of ⚜️ 🛸🕳😍 ** Ancienne OVNIS
and
Les Trou sur les terriers blancs
who love’em.
Esteemed, Reverend:
As previously explained, we [the staff] don’t doctor the themes that make up this most inconsequential blog ; we know, however, that in the EyEs of the CSPAN tsar** öüï are nothing more than an outfit of political junkies; and so, the board of directors ON THIS SIDE of the Rocco Commisso’s of them CSPANdex, reckon [that] we must break-it-down to the Wi Tang Clan and their MorJo influencer and consiglieri de tutti-frutti, John Heilemann, given that most unfortunate incident with them MAYates, —the other day, after the night before.
** (öüï are not gonna mention his name,
—Mr. Brian Lamb—
we’ll just leave that Block from the “programming”,
out of the ” classroom”)
Now reverend, we also know that when we fly we are not on your radar, but to make something perfectly clear please allow me to not quote to you, a quote from el perrito lambiscón del washington de ronald reagan, Mario Vargas llosa, en “la trompeta de deyá [3]”, misma que aparece en la Edición conmemorativa de la rayuela de una “tal” real academia española y de la asociación de academias de la lengua española:
… [E]sto no significa que fuera libresco, erudito, intelectual, a la manera de un [JORGE LUIS] Borges, por ejemplo, que con toda justicia escribió: «Muchas cosas he leído y pocas he vivido».

Rayuela para principiantes… in plain English and in Reel Motherfunking Time… that’s the Jazz of Cortázar.
Hey Negrita! Nice Save D.A.R.E.!!! Have a safe flight, and might we suggest; without attempting to invade your space, some anti–Cuentos literature?