Les Univers du FIP and … there Ewe go A-gain, Sam³

³~. It’s “play it, Sam”, knot « play it again Sam ».

Issy Jimmy… Syria is on Schatzi’s mind.

And in Washington, Jimmy Carter died and Mika Brzezinski called it in, as she and her co-host have the rest of the year off. Joe and Mika have Nº 39 in their thoughts, prayers, and mimosas in Nantucket.

“To they is the greatest!” and with that spell and a swift stroke of her paintbrush, Yoko Ono plastified The Beatles using a lock of Ringo’s mop head and thus turning the former Quarry Bank Grammar School Beatles souls into rubber. The day was Yesterday, but in Hilo, Hawaii, 30 minutes remain of December 29 of 1974, in case you and the people who live on the hill with Peggy Lee are keeping time.

Öüï last left The second fiasco on the Crossing between Two Transepts as Elon Musk was laying eyes on Carla Bruni and two ferns between her, —apparently.

https ://apnews .com /article /jimmy-carter-playboy-lust-adultery

For whosoever flipeth the first Centerfold should throw the First Stone (Jagger) at Bob Dole. But seriously Volks, can you blame the president for also flipping through a Playboy magazine while reading about SARA JANE MOORE and her reasons for wanting to assassinate President Ford (Nº 38).

In a read statement outside of Abbey Road Studios on W57 Street in Manhattan, Yoko explained the next chapter in Lennon’s ‘life’ and thanked FIP for sponsoring her next enterprise, The Plastic Beatles Band.

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¿Quién me presta una escalera? — 1525 el culto de la muerte 🐩

It turns out, that the canine that guided Cuauhtémoc on his Four-year journey to the mythical Miticlán … Mictlán³ was not a Xoloitzcuintle, but a motherfucking French Poodle.

1525 – Aztec king Cuauhtémoc is executed on the order of a mercenary by the name of Hernán Cortés³.

And if Ewe coq suckers are just Lupin’ in, it’s time for the Understatement of the Year and a new Award Öüï likes to call:

God Save Texas — Like A Prayer… but seriously, as Willie Geist, so eloquently put it this morning to The New Yorker, “Why Should Texas be saved?”, period!

The Willie Geist Curve Yer’ Enthusiasm Award

it’s the Inverse of our favorite award, which of course is a direct link to The Treasure of The Sierra Madre, which was written by a German national and consequently inspired the, CAPTAIN Louie Renault Award.

Any how, Misha Vaylon, “¿Qué sé yo », de La Sorbonne? 🎸 I’m just a little wing of Texas, indeed ⛏️ from the border not from Austin.

1533Michel de Montaigne, French philosopher and author (d. 1592)³.

In Vatican News, I swear I did not draw that there tangent there, but what are the odds that on today’s edition Ewe motherfuckers would get The Two Popes for the Price of Freud (Anthony Hopkins) :

And now, the rest of the Popes, with Paul Harvey, “Good’Ey”

2009 – Paul Harvey, American radio host (b. 1918)

2013Pope Benedict XVI resigns as the pope of the Catholic Church, becoming the first pope to do so since Pope Gregory XII in 1415³.