It turns out, that the canine that guided Cuauhtémoc on his Four-year journey to the mythical Miticlán … Mictlán³ was not a Xoloitzcuintle, but a motherfucking French Poodle.
1525 – Aztec king Cuauhtémoc is executed on the order of a mercenary by the name of Hernán Cortés³.
And if Ewe coq suckers are just Lupin’ in, it’s time for the Understatement of the Year and a new Award Öüï likes to call:
God Save Texas — Like A Prayer… but seriously, as Willie Geist, so eloquently put it this morning to The New Yorker, “Why Should Texas be saved?”, period!
The Willie Geist Curve Yer’ Enthusiasm Award
it’s the Inverse of our favorite award, which of course is a direct link to The Treasure of The Sierra Madre, which was written by a German national and consequently inspired the, CAPTAIN Louie Renault Award.
Any how, Misha Vaylon, “¿Qué sé yo », de La Sorbonne? 🎸 I’m just a little wing of Texas, indeed ⛏️ from the border not from Austin.
1533 – Michel de Montaigne, French philosopher and author (d. 1592)³.
In Vatican News, I swear I did not draw that there tangent there, but what are the odds that on today’s edition Ewe motherfuckers would get The Two Popes for the Price of Freud (Anthony Hopkins) :
And now, the rest of the Popes, with Paul Harvey, “Good’Ey”
2009 – Paul Harvey, American radio host (b. 1918)
2013 – Pope Benedict XVI resigns as the pope of the Catholic Church, becoming the first pope to do so since Pope Gregory XII in 1415³.
