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¿Quién me presta una escalera? — 1525 el culto de la muerte 🐩

It turns out, that the canine that guided Cuauhtémoc on his Four-year journey to the mythical Miticlán … Mictlán³ was not a Xoloitzcuintle, but a motherfucking French Poodle.

1525 – Aztec king Cuauhtémoc is executed on the order of a mercenary by the name of Hernán Cortés³.

And if Ewe coq suckers are just Lupin’ in, it’s time for the Understatement of the Year and a new Award Öüï likes to call:

God Save Texas — Like A Prayer… but seriously, as Willie Geist, so eloquently put it this morning to The New Yorker, “Why Should Texas be saved?”, period!

The Willie Geist Curve Yer’ Enthusiasm Award

it’s the Inverse of our favorite award, which of course is a direct link to The Treasure of The Sierra Madre, which was written by a German national and consequently inspired the, CAPTAIN Louie Renault Award.

Any how, Misha Vaylon, “¿Qué sé yo », de La Sorbonne? 🎸 I’m just a little wing of Texas, indeed ⛏️ from the border not from Austin.

1533 – Michel de Montaigne, French philosopher and author (d. 1592)³.

In Vatican News, I swear I did not draw that there tangent there, but what are the odds that on today’s edition Ewe motherfuckers would get The Two Popes for the Price of Freud (Anthony Hopkins) :

And now, the rest of the Popes, with Paul Harvey, “Good’Ey”

2009 – Paul Harvey, American radio host (b. 1918)

2013 – Pope Benedict XVI resigns as the pope of the Catholic Church, becoming the first pope to do so since Pope Gregory XII in 1415³.

💀 Consulado de 25°21′47″N 107°33′06″W en París, Francia

Let’s talk 🦜 TANGENTS

Señor, Emmanuel Macrón
Presidente de La República Francesa

 

PRESENTE:

Cultura de NARCOS en Francia.  HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2022… bola de putos… señor, Juanito Cázares López, on today’s edition of OSLER Amaro y “sus” AMERICAS en el 106.73 fm (Fréquence Paris Plurielle) please be advised that IAN FLEMING “sinCREtizó” sus pinches desfiles de los MUERTOS en La CDMX 💀 en una colecta de dulces de mierda muerta… y PAN también.

 

La Excelentísima Embajadora de Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos, DOLORES “lolita” HIDALGO de CÁZARES, tiene el honor de presentar a usted las CREDENCIALES del nuevo Cónsul de BADIRAGUATO, Sinaloa, en FRANCIA, el Licenciado, Héctor Belascoarán Shayne.

Curricula:

a “Nan” is an Indian tortilla, con QUESO, no como esas pinches QueSaDillas chilangas de BELASCORÁN.

 

Eye tell you, mister Macrón, if Eye didn’t have my head screwed on, those god-damned dogs from the French Beautiful people would drag the motherfucker to The Nelson Mandela Park.

Symone que sí, Michael Steele:

In context, last night (Friday in Babylon II) Anand Giridharadas, went All pi x r², on that Zuckerberg Hospital 🏥 that treated Jon Meacham’s buddy (John Wayne) for them HeadBanger injuries that called attention to the state of affairs in San Francisco, California, U.S. of A..

Más prieto que Yo,

An {and}… bola de putos.

Nomás An {and}

 

Paranoid PARÍSite

Anyhoot, mister Macrón, I can only count to three, but you know what, Eye can figure out a tangent just like Albert King could bend the strings on a Flying V, and isn’t that what guitar playing is all about, CIRCLES? Knot 🪢 CIRCOS.