¿Quién me presta una escalera? — 1525 el culto de la muerte 🐩

It turns out, that the canine that guided Cuauhtémoc on his Four-year journey to the mythical Miticlán … Mictlán³ was not a Xoloitzcuintle, but a motherfucking French Poodle.

1525 – Aztec king Cuauhtémoc is executed on the order of a mercenary by the name of Hernán Cortés³.

And if Ewe coq suckers are just Lupin’ in, it’s time for the Understatement of the Year and a new Award Öüï likes to call:

God Save Texas — Like A Prayer… but seriously, as Willie Geist, so eloquently put it this morning to The New Yorker, “Why Should Texas be saved?”, period!

The Willie Geist Curve Yer’ Enthusiasm Award

it’s the Inverse of our favorite award, which of course is a direct link to The Treasure of The Sierra Madre, which was written by a German national and consequently inspired the, CAPTAIN Louie Renault Award.

Any how, Misha Vaylon, “¿Qué sé yo », de La Sorbonne? 🎸 I’m just a little wing of Texas, indeed ⛏️ from the border not from Austin.

1533Michel de Montaigne, French philosopher and author (d. 1592)³.

In Vatican News, I swear I did not draw that there tangent there, but what are the odds that on today’s edition Ewe motherfuckers would get The Two Popes for the Price of Freud (Anthony Hopkins) :

And now, the rest of the Popes, with Paul Harvey, “Good’Ey”

2009 – Paul Harvey, American radio host (b. 1918)

2013Pope Benedict XVI resigns as the pope of the Catholic Church, becoming the first pope to do so since Pope Gregory XII in 1415³.

Jump from 1758 AD — Page 15 of Chapter I « roman familial »

Kids edition 🐯

The Captain Louis Renault Award in The Twilight of The Year of The Tiger.

 

Wanna know what rhymes with Culture in France? Here’s a clue Willie Geist, rima with a John Lennon Song ♨️.

K🩸illing Ukrainian Interior Minister Denys Monastyrskyi and 17 others, including three  one children child.

 

A, “but for” argument… brought to Ewe by the letter

1778 – James Cook is the first known European to discover the Hawaiian Islands, which he names the “Sandwich Islands”… but for, the letter A, Ewe, ladies in Gemini of the Jurado would not know, Eye repeats, WOULD NOT KNOW that the reason why, James turned Hilo, Hawaii, into a “Club 🥪 Sandwich”, when Évrybody, ladies in Gemini of the Jurado, knows at the Creches around the Hexagone en Balard, that pineapple 🍍 doesn’t go well with a fucking Sandwich.

So, ladies in Gemini of the Jurado, Eye would like to suggest to y’all that if James (that motherfucker) was in Phact, “A” cook, James would have not been « A » good Chef, because as Évrybody at the Creches around the Hexagone en Balard knows, pineapple 🍍 always sits well as a topping on The BASS of une Quatre saisons 🍕🍕🍕🍕 PIZZA, not on a sandwich!!!

And, Mr. Ciotti, Eye does not care if that pineapple is mounted on a Tradition 🥖.

https ://www .express .co .uk /news /world /1722773 /Ukraine-war-Russia-teacher-helicopter-crash-huge-explosion-Kyiv

Hot Chilli Peppers in the blistering Sun… 🎶 Big hands, I know you’re the one.

 

🦖 You Do Know that Dinos are the precursor of all coucous, right?

Happiness is a warm Prozac™️.

 

And, mister James “Jimmy” Howlett, if that’s even your real name, « LOGAN », what exactly would an 🇦🇺ex-con 🇦🇺 know about mental health?

1788 – The first elements of the First Fleet carrying 736 convicts from Great Britain to Australia arrive at Botany Bay.

For the record, to Theys mineral color is brought to you by Safari Sapphire… 🏛️ 🐶 Gooooooo Congress. And Willie Geist, you do know that all dogs, including 🇵🇷 Pitbull, go to heaven, eh? SANTOS, on the other hand, go to 🇨🇭 DAVOS