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What a puny little bitch, President Trump is³, “I know nothing about The Fed’s indictment”

³~. Because of how he pretends to be like Pablo Escobar in that capo’s most guajiro dream:

Sueño guajiro : when Colombians believe that just because Gabo got the Nobel, esos parceros piensan que la Tequendama del Bacán inventó el Realismo Mágico… ask Elena Garro, her dad was the biggest Nobel Prize winning fag.

That’s All Volks! The United States of America has become a “shit hole” country. Oh, how the turntables have turned ; ahora vamos a bailar.

https ://www .independent .co .uk /news /world /americas /us-politics /trump-jerome-powell-federal-reserve-investigation

Más vivo… nomás Adolfo 🇮🇹 en Roma celebrando a Marte.

Ana Cabrona reports from Thyme’s Square, were nurses are on strike.

Merry 🐇 Melodies : The Main Nazi-in-Charge stars in, “The I.C.E. rinks of Minnesota. »

 

In Paris, France, Farm Aid went sour and thanks to Mamma Meloni in Rome, los melones de Mercosur will grace fruit salads everywhere, “de Algeciras a Estambul ”.

… and, Jackie Alemany, “silencio”

Today, Öūī’s gonna’ go with vampires.

Bloody hell, Mary!

It’s the undisputed theme among the tropes, next to 💃🏼 Carmen of course : vampires.

And if youse ever been to Spain, that’s where the most Avant-garde vampires are at, at least in the time of AIDS they were.

For the record, all vampire cinema is invisible to the naked eye 🪞. All vampire cinema, except for Armand’s crew because of « el duende » que los posee.

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“america” the beautiful — hateful destiny U.S.A.

Previously on Playmobil vS lego :

Coming of age in America : playground terrorism.

 

… and Mika Brzezinski is it just Mí or, are grade-school shootings at an all time low? Could it be, that all of the Dylan Bennet Klebold wanna-be found purpose under those neck gaiters on the Immigration and Customs Enforcement payroll?

It’s a rethorical wondering, don’t bother answering because nobody is paying attention.

No pun intended… life sucks.

With that in mind, it’s “Quick, Becky Look at the size of that stock!” OMG!

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Initials: CC 4.0.

 

With that in mind, it is best to not , we rewrite , it is best to 🚫 translate this blog by any means, if a non-reader finds a section that it is not understandable to their individual registry, Öüï advise that one performs copy-pasta procedures and translate that specific idea in a different tab so-as-to not deviate from the intended jive, Ewe dig? 

Hay como re tumba y suena, re tumba y va re tumbando 🪇 mi cascabel en l’Arena.

… 🎶 y como era d’Oropel, se lo di a mi prenda’Mada 🪇 para que juegue con él — allá por la madrugada.

Previously on, “Things We Said Today” : Initials B.B. was waiting for Dante³

³~. The hairless dog, Xoloitzcuintle

Didn’t think we’d skip the procession, now did ya’?

 

No, no, no, no—no, no because here, Madam President, here we do make sure to cover our passengers on their last trip through the underworld, including the little animals and their fleas who were traveling second class on that chocolate train.

Interoceanic offers une assurance to its employees ³ … but not to its passengers.

https://www.eluniversal.com.mx/nacion/interoceanico-asegura-a-sus-trabajadorespero-no-a-los-pasajeros​​​​​​​

🚂 Snap-on context follows… 🚞🚞🚞🚃

³ ~. Who knows what happens in nature, what happens accidentally, and what happens in suicide .

Any 🦉 hoot, Claudia… damn it, president!!! Even the damn “fireworks truck” in Torreón, Coahuila, covers the damages and even death should (“bed legs”) decide to take the last breath of a ticket holder on that goddamned route. The firework truck, Claudia, the damn firework truck covers its passengers, but not that raggedy-ass project of “La Chingada” by López Obrador, what a lack of vision.

Initials: C.C.

“Just the facts, ma’am.”

U.S. Congress : as irrelevant as a John Cougar Mellencamp album at Thrifty’s

Lonely Ol’night – Hurt $o Good 🏚️

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/01/06 /cartones /operacion-encubierta-fisgon

Little pink houses, eh? Does that deal come with white lemonade, Diane? I-tell-Ewe what Jack, you drop a Cherry bomb on that golden shitter and maybe, just maybe you can see Andrew Ross Sorkin do his “Hurt so good” face, Check It Out:

R.O.C.K. in The U.S.A. ☠️

 

Part of the Crumbling Down sessions in the deluxe edition of the Optimists Heartland Virulent Club Band 250th Anniversary.

This is what it sounds like when Dove 🧼 bars are expensive as fuck.

“Saca tu pinche erre”, edición El País

Los Terroristas de la DEA vS Nicholas Maduro

🎶 Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles 🙊 Moonlight on the water

En Venezuela, reportes de analistas militares “de los buenos³” según la re transmisión de radio la nueva república desdé Caracas, 40 asesinatos, por lo menos incluyendo niños, forman parte de los cargos a los que el señor Donald Trump debe responder.

³~. Rusos, of course.

AR-88… armando a Armas

 

Arepas a Hong Kong

En Nuevo León, México, el municipio de China puts forth the proposition that The 🎩 United 🦤 States 🦅of 🦃 America can no longer hold Xi 🐎 Jing 🐉 Ping under the same International Law that Donald John Trump just transgressed in Venezuela should China decide to take Taiwan.

Here’s the Seq’ : 3-1-3—2-1_31 and 32

31 and 32 are, Blue and Strawberry Moons in that order. Issy-should-Ewe wonder, Öüï’s a lunatic.

Objects on screens are closer than they appear, everything else is political fiction and CUALQUIER coincidencia es estrictamente for show.

La Venganza del Loco

And, Jonathan Capeheart… are you following on George Clooney’s steps? Silly fag, don’t you know that mister Clooney broke the language requirement for French citizenship? All you have to do is charm a French Minister like USA Maj. Archie Gates did, et voilà! Ewe’s French nigga!

https ://www .youtube .com /watch /el-loco-valdes-recuerda-el-dia-que-fue-suspendido-de-su-trabajo-por-el-chiste-de-benito-juarez

Goooooood Morning, Manhattan!!! A Musical. No llores por mí, Venezuela.

 

Soooo, with that out of the way on to bigger and brighter things such as, Jackie Alemany’s weekend, and to get things “on the ground” the world around El Mundo de Le Monde is asking if the so-called “First Branch” of government in them United States is even relevant now?

Tactical success, reputation failure, Issy that’s Jackie on the bottom.

https ://www .c-span .org /clip /house-proceeding /user-clip-persian-gulf-bernie-against-us-involvement-in-the-persian-gulf-war-january-1991

Talking heads in the talking head universe who are reading the screens of other peoples news wonder if ARTICLE 1 of the aforementioned Carta Magna holds the same weight as Mexico’s favorite firefighter, “Bomberito Juárez'” plea³ to the empires of his time, in any case and/or scenario the United States Congress gets back from their “sweet baby Jesus” vacation tomorrow, just in time for the Epiphany and that George Clooney movie about “The Three Kings” or someting like that.

³~. And starring as “Bomberito Juárez”, one of the Castro Twins in Texas… the one with the beard and the janitor-looking “members only” jacket from the U.S. House of Representatives.

Quote of the They:

Coming on Spring 2026 : Sapo Verde Day 🎂 “Bomb🎈erito’s Birthday.”

… among individuals, as among nations, respect for the rights of others is peace.