It’s a shitty situation and everything is dark 🌑, and over at Saint-Tropez, President Macron has been spared the spectacle of BB’s extreme Right send off to The Spirits of Edgar Allan Poe, Issy-Babette, that’s “yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eyes” and “elementary penguins” are beating the crap of a Raven 🐦⬛.
You Bought Chocolates de los rosbifs, Aussi!!! Good for El Universal, and with all due respect it was not a matter of when but where, pendeja. Let Mí guess, “angryscooter” en Filadelfia te quisó “desprestigiar”, to quote your morena-francia zombies.
Cholula es Puebla… Pipopes by any other nomenclature, Claudia.
The rest of l’Organisation de l’Armée Secrète story narrated by CLAYTON BIGSBY (white power!!!)
And doG created Pete, or how i learned to love Saint-Tropez and a racist ho.
³~. Dave Chappelle explaining the kind of ‘girls’ that Mick Jagger likes, on his most recent Netflix comedy special billed as “The Unstoppable Nigger Act”.
And doG created AMTRACK.
Well now who? Who would have thought that the coach wagons for AMLO’s interoceanic railroad, followed the logic of the ONAPPAFA³ “chocolate cars”, not Mí for sure because who am Eye to question the projects of “El mesías tropical”, also known as Andrés Manuel López Obrador.
Preliminary dispatches show that the derailment of the “bienestar locomotive” could not have been prevented on account that one of the old, recycled, and not fit for rail travel Pullman’s “voluntarily” decided to skip the track, the fault (of course) lies on all of the ”bad pueblo” critical of AMLO’s national no-plan project.
BB King, Doris Day, and Matt Busby — Dig it!
In Paris. France, the unofficial spokeswomen of the cult of don Andrés, doña Georgina Moreno, was spotted on her facebook™ site tearing her clothes off and burning her bra in protest of the previous government for not building that rail route during Enrique Peña Nieto’s regime in 2012.
Jabón del Perro 🐕 Agradecido, presenta :
Issy-por-Eso a la izquierda latinoamericana le fue como le fue en L’Argentina, Chile, Honduras y con su chingada madre, también.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/12/27 /estados /retrocesos-en-al-por-incompetencia-de-la-izquierda-advierten-especialistas-en-encuentro-de-ezln
Of course, doña Lira Saade at La Jornada, of course que “el sur también existe,” but one has to be French like all of the Internacional en Trocadéro to participate. Take for instace doña Poni en la Maison de l’Amérique latine, puro “pago-en-especie“.
In local news …
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2025/12/28 /opinion /los-turistas-en-acapulco-elena-poniatowska
BB has left Saint-Tropez : even Simone de Beauvoir is captivated. “She goes barefoot, deliberately ignores sophisticated clothing, jewelry, perfumes, makeup, all artifice (…) She does what she pleases, and that is what disturbs,” writes the intellectual and leading figure of feminism.
https ://www .internationalesocialiste .org/
Just remembering how “los solidarios” de México and other assorted Spanish-speaking nations tore thier huipiles or jerga hoodies off was a spectacle to see, most amusing was how they self-congratulated themselves after every event, o como dicen Los Amigos Invisibles en Venezula : a masturbation session.
Short story long… ¡Alerta.. Alerta que camina la espada de Bolívar por América Latina!
En conclusión, Georgina Moreno y, morena–francia en general, no es odio lo que siento por ustedes, “los puros”, “los dignos”, “los prestigiosos³”, los … “¡Uy_uy_uy!, pero sí, si siento lo que Brigitte Bardot sentia por la Fiesta Brava al recordar sus cátedras latinoaméricanas (las de ustedes no las de BB) en socialismo y masturbación”. Por cierto, Manuel Ulloa, lo mismo evocan tus sesiones de felación con don Sicilia en la Embajada de México en Longchamp y tambien en la Iglesia de La Madeleine.
³~. “Nos quiere desprestigiar“, recuerdo como me gritaba doña Alicia Leos afuera del hotel Le Meurice durante la visita de Enrique Peña Nieto, entonces presidente de la República Mexicana, —a Paris.
Abstract:
💅🏼… Woo hoo, woo hoo—hoo
The world finds out that Donald John Trump is a child molesting monster and to distract the attention of Disney+ subscribers from reading The Guardian or noticing that there is a country named Nigeria, the president of The United States of America bombs Africa, in Jesus name.
It doesn’t matter, look here don’t look over there. It goes to show that the world is a fucking hipocrite, or quite possibly a fucking vampire. Seriously, what would happen if the world would take Trump on his word and flip the “tariff racket” on the United States of America by boycotting every single aspect of “America’s” soft power?
It’s Nail Polish and News or, how I learned to love The Weekend without Alemany
https ://www .franceinfo .fr /economie /transports /le-mexique-achete-47-trains-alstom-a-la-france-pour-920-millions-d-euros
🎶 If my feet could fit a railroad track, I guess I would have been a TGV.
Any hoot, Ferrocarriles de México just dropped a bunch of Mexican pesos to buy diesel-powered trains for López Obrador’s pet project. Nothing bad here, just the diesel and the jungle that was cleared for Mussolini’s trademark move, —the fucking trains and time.
To reciprocate the economic stimulus to Saint-Denis, Saint-Ouen and, Saint Chappelle, the French are sending Bob Sinclair to Acapulco, where mister Sinc-liar will bring the bread to Claudia’s circus.
Woo hoo 🇯🇵 woo hoo—who… Bob Sinclar stars as La Éponge Lollipop 🍭 … giddy-up Bob.
Acá—Pulco is a citrus drink, and if you know what Wink® tasted like in the 1980’s it’s kind of like that but without the carbonated fizz.
And Claudia? Well, Bob sin Claire³, La Presidenta just wanna have fun.
³~. If that’s how that Daft Punk, David, spell checks your name.
Share Alike motherfucker.
Please stand-by for popcorn 🥁 in the meantime have some blow, courtesy of Donald John Trump and his “pardoning” powers (Juan Orlando Hernández’-es own personal Jesus) :
He vowed to « shove the drugs right up the noses of the Americans , » referring to gringos.
https ://edition .cnn .com /2021/01/10 /honduras-president-drug-accusation
Cadence called Tempo, y no, no hubo jazz. Trou 🕳️ to his word, Bob Sinclair recycled December 13 on the 26th. The gall, France! The gall.
Weed bitches are uglier than Coke bitches, and if you don’t believe Chappelle, ask the newly-elected Honduran president, he’s having an ex colleague over for the inauguration next year shortly ; in the meantime know that there will be no Weed Bitches allowed anywhere near the “American” embassy.
https ://www .facebook .com /sedhHonduras /15-años-del-fatídico-golpe-de-estadoconmemoramos-el-28-de-junio-de-2009
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Sic
Now, Öüï normally don’t “reCycle” consumed media, but “Bob”, if that’s his real name, really makes Mí sic.
Congratulations, Jean-Luc Mélenchon, you’ve done it again!
Issy—Eye—Saw this turn of events coming way back in 2015, but who’s keeping track mister Darmanin, who? Eye tell Ewe who, —David Guetta. That’s who.
Coke bitches groove to “Bob”, Weed bitches groove to Phish.
Magic Transistor 101… with musical guest,
El Morrow Beans and Hoy No Hubo Jazz
Nessie is of course at Lagunitas Lake, the palm tree is a dead giveaway that Nessie is on holiday.
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip/club-jazzafip/un-noel-avec-bill-evans
Look, a lo MADURO—all Öüï is sayin’ is that if, that Square fellow with the faggetty fip tattoo would have spent some dough on the Magic Transistor radio 📻 project, then Donald Trump would not be the President of The Gulf of México and the rest of the mexican-speaking world.
“Keith Richards can say anything he wants, he’s Keith Richards,” —Jimmy Page.
In this section the student will revisit the cult classics, “Big Daddy and His Boys” are bringing in the “Bacon Fat”, and James Brown “Don’t Care” because Nina Simone is in Baltimore listening to Jimmi’s page at Loch Ness.
Coke is it!
https ://thesource .com /2025/12/24 /mike-tyson-and-ric-flair-file-50-million-federal-lawsuit-against-their-former-cannabis-business-partners/
Merry Christmas Marjolena, would you consider yourself a cannabis, or a cocaine bitch?
En otras noticiosas de Sonora, page 1 of La Jornada suggests that drug use among minors is down ; adults use is up.
The nerve of PEMEX, Claudia! The nerve nigga!
https ://www .infobae .com /méxico /2025/12/22 /cuanto-subira-la-gasolina-este-2026-en-mexico/
Merry Mx~Más paisanos.
Oh, wait… The Mexican Agro is dead, nigga! Dead. Mexico just broke its broke-ass record for imported corn 🌽!!! The Humanity, nigga! The Humanity. Now all of the motherfucking « tacos » are going to have to be “Fr€nch”.
… up next, “Why I Hate The 70’s y sus guayaberas lindas.
Radio Périphérique… des chicanes aux champions… “ya llegó Niki Lauda”.
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio because if you are going to Fackham Hall, then you better be ready for Mofokeng and not forget that the future is nothing but a past to come.
Here comes the world — with a look in its eye … 🎙️
🦤 The Code 🇵🇸 Word is : I stand with Israel.
… jump to South Africa, that’s basically home for Mí in France, Mandela knows, because there’s an “eve’s dropped” smacked between the Trompas de Eustaquio y la « canopée ».