Author Archives: Armando Segovia

IMhO… it is not about the petrol, it is about what THE EPSTEIN released files show

In my humble observation, the Venezuelan oil is nothing more than “vino tinto” for Ivanka’s husband to auction-off to the highest cronies. I mean did they¹ or did they not¹ release the bulk of the REDACTED pages in the Epstein Transparency Law?

Well, mister Schumer, did they¹?

¹~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Epstein_Files_Transparency_Act

Bunch of Farm Animals.

 

Allow Mí, misiter Schumer to answer that for all the JEWS in your district, the anwer is no. Now go draft a resolution to get all “indignant” about it, like French people do. Eye tells you what Chucky-boy, “public sentiment” is a populist pipedream because the AMERICAN PUBLIC is stupid, period, full stop!

One for “the gipper”.

 

Meanwhile in Nantucket, well in Nantucket mister Scarborough finally gave his fleet of yachts a break after spending the past two weeks sojourning between iles in the better part of the Caribbean while listening to Fagan rock and that runaway Doobie who switched the herb for champagne… i “Keep Forgettin’” his name, but it rhymes with Miguel.

We Love Steph

“Saca tu pinche erre”, edición El País

Los Terroristas de la DEA vS Nicholas Maduro

🎶 Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles 🙊 Moonlight on the water

En Venezuela, reportes de analistas militares “de los buenos³” según la re transmisión de radio la nueva república desdé Caracas, 40 asesinatos, por lo menos incluyendo niños, forman parte de los cargos a los que el señor Donald Trump debe responder.

³~. Rusos, of course.

AR-88… armando a Armas

 

Arepas a Hong Kong

En Nuevo León, México, el municipio de China puts forth the proposition that The 🎩 United 🦤 States 🦅of 🦃 America can no longer hold Xi 🐎 Jing 🐉 Ping under the same International Law that Donald John Trump just transgressed in Venezuela should China decide to take Taiwan.

Here’s the Seq’ : 3-1-3—2-1_31 and 32

31 and 32 are, Blue and Strawberry Moons in that order. Issy-should-Ewe wonder, Öüï’s a lunatic.

Objects on screens are closer than they appear, everything else is political fiction and CUALQUIER coincidencia es estrictamente for show.

La Venganza del Loco

And, Jonathan Capeheart… are you following on George Clooney’s steps? Silly fag, don’t you know that mister Clooney broke the language requirement for French citizenship? All you have to do is charm a French Minister like USA Maj. Archie Gates did, et voilà! Ewe’s French nigga!

https ://www .youtube .com /watch /el-loco-valdes-recuerda-el-dia-que-fue-suspendido-de-su-trabajo-por-el-chiste-de-benito-juarez

Goooooood Morning, Manhattan!!! A Musical. No llores por mí, Venezuela.

 

Soooo, with that out of the way on to bigger and brighter things such as, Jackie Alemany’s weekend, and to get things “on the ground” the world around El Mundo de Le Monde is asking if the so-called “First Branch” of government in them United States is even relevant now?

Tactical success, reputation failure, Issy that’s Jackie on the bottom.

https ://www .c-span .org /clip /house-proceeding /user-clip-persian-gulf-bernie-against-us-involvement-in-the-persian-gulf-war-january-1991

Talking heads in the talking head universe who are reading the screens of other peoples news wonder if ARTICLE 1 of the aforementioned Carta Magna holds the same weight as Mexico’s favorite firefighter, “Bomberito Juárez'” plea³ to the empires of his time, in any case and/or scenario the United States Congress gets back from their “sweet baby Jesus” vacation tomorrow, just in time for the Epiphany and that George Clooney movie about “The Three Kings” or someting like that.

³~. And starring as “Bomberito Juárez”, one of the Castro Twins in Texas… the one with the beard and the janitor-looking “members only” jacket from the U.S. House of Representatives.

Quote of the They:

Coming on Spring 2026 : Sapo Verde Day 🎂 “Bomb🎈erito’s Birthday.”

… among individuals, as among nations, respect for the rights of others is peace.

Go on take the coca and run… leave the Petro

https ://www .barrons .com /news /france-condemns-us-operation-to-capture-maduro

¿Por cuánto me lo da?

Anything to forget about The EPSTEIN AFFAIR and “donROW’s” involvement with the underage girls that he took, don’t be surprised if the next distraction is a 3 a.m. nuke to Persian territories just to keep the European Union from remembering what happened after HITLER took Poland, anything.

Now it’s time for los Amigos de AMLO en Francia to get all “indignez-vous” and such :

morena!

 

Help!

Brunch with The Beatles Palm Beach Edition.

Ticket to ride… Celia was nabbed on one of  Melania’s caprices.

Over at The White House, well let’s just say that over at the People’s House it’s a work-in-progress and leave it there, so pena that the MAGA “colectivos” get Ron Nasty from The Rutles on U.S., with that in mind:

Ouch! — The Night Before

Synopsis:

Donald Rumsfeld lives and he is going to Venezuela.

Fat Elvis skips Acapulco and goes to Maracaibo.

Where have you gone, John Mill Ackerman… Táchira turns his lonely eyes to l’UNAM

… a lo seguro, “cara de burro”.

If Rachel Maddow (🤓) is on right now then you know that this is not your regular Rueda de San Miguel. Joe Scarborough, on the other feeds, has yet to get out of bed because life’s good in Nantucket and Joe Scarborough gets to sleep through Panama all over again.

Nevermind the sulphur stench… it’s an almond joy 🍫 … toma chocolate, paga lo que debes.

A la rueda, rueda de San Miguel, San Miguel, todos cargan su caja de miel, a lo maduro, a lo maduro, que se volteé [Corina] cara de burro.

It’s a New World Order, the formerly overpaid and pampered staff at the United Nations is now a thing of another time, champagne socialists from the French political schools who knew best and opened mayonnaise jars with “savoir faire” at film festivals and galleries where bananas, yes fucking 🍌🍌🍌’s !!! Were literally taped to the wall in the same way that the fucking MEXICAN GOVERNMENT duct tapes³ their Southern Rail-Road lines, are irrelevant now, or they should be anyow on account that VENEZUELA is the New POLAND… Kurwa madre.

Now the first thing that Öüï, the staff of this most non-consequential blog, wish to relay to Juan Antonio at La Juventud Venezolana (sección Paris 2011-2015) is that Eye is not a fucking lawyer, and specific to this códice Öüï’s talking the international kind with Nuremberg-like precedents and all, but what Donald Trump just started appears to be, as French people say: illégal.

 

³~.  Or “hundred-mile” if you’ve ever been in tactical mode, perhaps like Geoege Clooney in that Persian Gulf movie.

And in Washington… a lo maduro, a lo maduro³

³~. Todos traen su caja de miel.

I say you will when you won’t — Ah, ah…

 

Honey Don’t

Katty Kay got the “when I’m 64” hair-doo, classic. And over at the Maracaibo scene, the oil 🛢️ companies are all giddy about Marco Rubio’s calculations to torpedo the Brand New Cubans.

Across the West Wing. Donald Trump is now showing the signs designed by Hitler’s doctor, sources close to Walter Reed relay that the president’s health is going to shit. No word if mister Trump’s, Aspirin® regime is lazed with feces, like Hitler’s doctor did with his number 1 patient’s amphetamine pills.

Up next, La Nueva República and a look back to Táchira y El Alternativo con Jorge Saldaña y los socialistas postizos de la juventud bolivariana de Alicia Leos en la sopa de morena-francia en el Beaubourg de le Marais en París, that’s where Jim lived so nevermind the Monkees around, they are all with Mélenchon.

 

1 de enero 2026 🦖 La la la la-la la-la I Love L.A.

Things We Said to They:

Turn off your mind and follow Mí, it is “Being”, — here, there and Évry güera con los pasajeros del Tren TRANSA- oceánico. … Uso Justo de todos los rieles, durmientes y muertes. Armando Segovia, copyleft and Roll Over Beethoven, because “la güera” del sombrerón, well my Línea ZETA passengers, “She’s Got The Devil in Her Heart.”

Now with Hits such as “Essa moca ta diferente (Schweppes), and “Plus jé t’embrasse” yo te cojó, — de la mano. Blossom Dearie knows the deal she speaks French and right now she is asking who let Rosemary’s nephew into the French passports section, her sister’s (Rosmary’s) baby, can’t speak-a-lic of French.

🚝 If I Fell… well she’s my woman of Gold, well she’s faster than T-Rex and The Children of The Revolution.

 

Up next, George Clooney can kiss Matt Damon’s Ass, Eye is fine with D.A.T.³ and War Daddy approves this message.

³~. Distinguished Armor Technician in the FTA

Over at Chunnel, the Eurostar got the “MONTEZUMA” treatment

It’s a shitty situation and everything is dark 🌑, and over at Saint-Tropez, President Macron has been spared the spectacle of BB’s extreme Right send off to The Spirits of Edgar Allan Poe, Issy-Babette, that’s “yellow-matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eyes” and “elementary penguins” are beating the crap of a Raven 🐦‍⬛.

Previously on, “white bitches with dirty feet³”

You Bought Chocolates de los rosbifs, Aussi!!! Good for El Universal, and with all due respect it was not a matter of when but where, pendeja. Let Mí guess, “angryscooter” en Filadelfia te quisó “desprestigiar”, to quote your morena-francia zombies.

Cholula es Puebla… Pipopes by any other nomenclature, Claudia.

 

The rest of l’Organisation de l’Armée Secrète story narrated by CLAYTON BIGSBY (white power!!!)

And doG created Pete, or how i learned to love Saint-Tropez and a racist ho.

 

³~. Dave Chappelle explaining the kind of ‘girls’ that Mick Jagger likes, on his most recent Netflix comedy special billed as “The Unstoppable Nigger Act”.