Previously on, “Fuck Your Brand”
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Monthly Archives: January 2023
Vamos (pues) a coger al Jurado, Katy
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🇳🇮 Martini 🇬🇧 JAGGERmeister they… This is my Generator.
—1985 – 🇳🇮 Sandinista, Daniel Ortega 🇳🇮 becomes THE CULT LEADER of 🇳🇮 Nicaragua 🇳🇮 and vows to continue the transformation to socialism WESTERN STYLE EVANGELISM² and an alliance with the Soviet Union VLADIMIR PUTIN and Cuba NICOLAS MADURO; across the 🇲🇽 Río Bravo, 🇺🇸 American policy continues to support the Contras in their revolt against the Nicaraguan government.
²~. 🇧🇷 Pare de Sufrir… It’s a 🇮🇱 FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!! 🇺🇸 A NEW SENSATION, 🇦🇺 Aussie.
I’m telling you, ask any of the following, Tony Miles, Lansford Penn or, Timity Gordon Newton, all of Em# presbyters from Methodist Central on the 🇬🇧SW1, go ask Em#, give them the code, “David Icke” and then inquire what would The World del Mundo de Le Monde have had printed, if the first General Assembly (of Fifty-one flavors) at the United Nations, had assembled at ∴ Freemasons Hall ∴ instead of 😇 Methodist Central ⛪?
“Cons Piracy news”, y hasta —en negritas— para Mick Jagger! That is what The World del Mundo de Le Monde would have printed on Page One of the MOTHER JONES SHIP Almanac if the first General Assembly (of Fifty-one flavors) at the United Nations, had assembled at ∴ Freemasons Hall ∴ instead of the 🇬🇧Brits answer to the 🇧🇷 Pare de Sufrir de los cariocas.
Avocados, get your avocados with the Avocat.
— 1946 – 🇺🇸 The United States Army Signal Corps 🎌 successfully conducts Project 🏹 Diana, bouncing radio waves off the Moon and receiving the reflected signals.
If and only If:
JAIR BOLSONARO, remains in Florida by the time that The Sun is Out tomorrow,
then:
you’ll Never Know, “How The West Was Won”.
🥊 49 BC – Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon, signalling 🎺 the 🎺start 🎺of 🎺 civil war³.
³~. Which is WHY, Natalie Piolé, why Eye hates 🇬🇧 The Sixties 🇬🇧, but especially that Phucker, GRABIEL and his little Tú-tu_to—TOO…Tooth, ISSY 🧷 JE 🧷SUIS🧷 UN 🧷ANTI-Dent🦷ite, period!
From A to Z…
Piolé, is a fickle mistresses.
It’s just good COMMON SENSE:
— 1776 – American Revolution: Thomas Paine publishes his pamphlet Common Sense.
The Constitution over the cult.
https ://newyorktheater .me /2023/01/07 /rep-hakeem-jeffries-abc-of-american-values-the-constitution-over-the-cult-freedom-over-fascism-maturity-over-mar-a-lago/
Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-Babylon One)
Emilie Munera… el próximo Requiem le corresponde al Senado de César, with musical guest, if you think Eye is Rod Stewart, –sexy, c’mon Cross The River with your Jeep™ers creepers, Babe… and let Mí, know.
But FO’ist! Öüï ketches-up with last night’s Phat Basterd’ Show, where JOSEPHUS is mappin’ his TAPS out of The Lion’s Den, the Barney Bigard Sextet is doing its thing and, GO’ill Denisas:
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /open-jazz /classic-black-white-jazz-sessions -3681313
🌬️ 🪕 Please Don’t Talk About Me When I’m Gone
Previously on, La Doncella d’Orleans…
And… Cousin Joe, FUCK your Brand!
After the break, J.C. crosses the RUBICON, but first, it’s The MOTHERSHIP, with special guest KING HEROD the Great, who on YEAR ONE of the Come’On ERA, died following a LUNAR ECLIPSE in ISRAEL, Herod’s death was narreted by the same motherfucker³ that who BROUGHT EWE, the Passion and The Christ, FLAVIO JOSEFO.
Note to Phat Basterd’… that scratch that your Audience hears on the Black and White label is just the Sand on Josefo’s soles, but Eye wouldn’t know anything about that. On the same wind 🌬️ Eye can’t believe that Natalie would bring “GRABIEL” into the Mix.
I found Grabiel with Natalie Piolé…
— 1950 – Juan Gabriel, Mexican singer-songwriter (†. VII I, 2016)
“Grabiel es el nombre que MÁS odio (OVIDIO) en un pelao’
El Chis Chas.
And Zeppelin goes Here:
— 1944 – Jimmy Page, English guitarist, songwriter, and Gibson Warlock arrives to the Houses of the Holies, which coincidentally, turns 50 years old, THE ALBUM, not mister Page.
https ://fr .wikipedia .org /wiki /Houses_of_the_Holy
† 1873 – Napoleon III, French politician, 1st President of La Franche went back to THE AVERNO; AUSSI, on a They like to They… Richard Nixon, American commander, lawyer, politician, CROOK and the 37th President of the United States was born (d. 1994).
Just last week, on Epiphany They, Eye was relaying to y’all about the arrival of Juana de Arco, today in history, however, Juanita’s addiction to mushrooms³ was the excuse for a BISHOP who went by the nomenclature of Pied de CAUCHON to sit her ass on The Witches Bullpen, as THE UNIVERSITY OF PARIS, materialized and/or fabricated the charges of “visions,” while Juanita, and her horse, aussi, were under the influence 🍄 of 🍄 shrooms.
https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Pierre_Cauchon
Got Would?
— 1431 – The trial of Joan of Arc begins in Rouen. Franche.
³~. She Talks To Angels, according to The Black Crows.
But never mind Juanita, because Juanita’s toast, gone, and all that remains are visions of whatever Les Lepenistes–esos say that that wild-bitch is.
Right now, the biggest threat to society is the Black Death, but then again Eye told y’all that it was about to land.
— 1349 – The Jewish population of Basel, believed by the residents to be the cause of the ongoing Black Death, is rounded up and incinerated.
INTERMISSION — Luna sets West on La Défense…
Hilo, Hawaii, our 50th State just got the news at the Stroke of Midnight in Maui, 11 am at the Île-de-Franche, that:
— 1959 – Charles de Gaulle is proclaimed as the first President of the Franche Fifth Republic
— 2023 – Supporters of former Brazil president 🎱 Jair 🇧🇷 Bolsonaro 🕣 storm the Brazilian Congress.
One Hundred Years After The Year of Mexico in France.
The Sun (Also) RISES
ON THE EAST,
aligned with
The TORCH of Mercury
at l’ancienne BASTILLE.
Túpelo, del verbo TUPIR: “this is no time for siesta”…
1. tr. Apretar mucho algo cerrando sus poros o intersticios. U. t. c. prnl.
2. prnl. Hartarse de una comida o bebida.
3. prnl. Cuba y Ven. obturarse.
— 1973 – Wa Wa gate scandal: The trial of seven men accused of illegal entry into Democratic Party headquarters at Watergate begins.
With this in mind, Öüï dared to ask, just how much influence could a man from Tupperware, Mississippi, fit into the White House, if a man from Tupelo, Mississippi could, and it turns out that a man from TuPelo could fit enough influence on a Wa Wa House to bring back a JET from the runway.
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If and Only If
YOUR NAME IS:
Professor Johanne Grazia Poisson
Dr. In géRIAtre…
THEN:
You of all MEDICAL interns at a PENN UNIVERSITY toxicomane center behind the ancienne INTERNATIONAL HOUSE IN 2008, knows exactly how to complete “The Pale Blue Eyes” code.
Note to editors, please relay to Évry Guan , that:
This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental, with actual persons listed ‘on-the-record’ in the files of “The Talents and Skills Affair ».
In any case, or marquesina en Châtelet, I, Armando Segovia don’t select the Bale’s or the murciélagos en WEST Point 👉🏻, or in Philadelphia, but that doesn’t matter because tonight Öüï is touching base with Christian, in BALTIMORE, [Raven goes here]… based on the title of an movie starring “The 🦇 Dark 🦇 Knight”.
The Tell-Tale Heart, by IMdB
Coincidentally… upon discovering Io en Europa on the Second Day, GALILEO GALILEI died and went to Heaven, thank God that Galileo repented and The Pope in Rome did not have to Knot-into the TALE, the expertise of Cardinal Ximénez, from The 🇪🇸 Spanish 🇪🇸 Inquisition.
†1642 – Galileo Galilei, Italian physicist, mathematician, astronomer, and philosopher (b. 1564)
Anyhow, LEA Marquesina², Eye just thought that you should know that RABIS is back and Ewe knows that the Black Plague is not far, from the immune response to the little mice’s-es that Ewe killed for Lo’Real.
Got Wood, Holly?
And Holly responds:
Ewe got the Wrong Babylon, Hun… GO WEST.
Une fille meurt mordue par une chauve-souris à Oaxaca
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2023/01/08 /estados /025n1est
Deuxième mort, dans l’État de la rage… LA RAGE, LEA MARQUESINA!!! — The Rage.
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La festa dei tricolori — La felicità è un caldo fucile d’assalto
Happy Birthday, CHARLIE HEBDO… You are not at la rue de Las Tres Puertas¹⁰ en La Maub del antiguo BoBar de Vilma Fuentes, anymore. As a matter of fact, Charlie, right now your editorial board moved to a remote work expat playground in 🇲🇽 México 🇲🇽 called Comala.
†1986 – Juan Rulfo, Mexican author, screenwriter, and photographer (b. 1917)
It Won’t Be Longer… 🇮🇱 Land grabs, homophobia, radicalized police 🇮🇱 brought to you by the Promise made by a sadistic and capricious Burning 🔥 🇮🇱 🔥 Bush to a guy who was willing to kill his FIRSTBORN.
¹⁰~. Le no 10 cette rue a longtemps été le siège de Hara-Kiri et Charlie Hebdo
Of course, nobody remembers that anymore, as a matter of Phact, you may ask Vilma Fuentes at Actes Sud, the publisher there at Actes Sud, Françoise Nyssen won’t allow me to ✍🏻 WRITE ✍🏻 a lie, she also used to run the Culture Shack at FrancheCulture at la rue de La Banque before Ministresses ROSELYNE Bachelot whipped La Ópera National de La Franche into a Wild West Saloon, complete with it’s own version of “The Teutonic Titwillow”, a lark who went by the stage name of, “L’Alouette Alésienne ».
👻 1912 – Charles Addams, American cartoonist, created The Addams Family (†d. 1988)
To celebrate the bloodshed, the Calvados Sunset Jazz Club at la Place Saint-Opportune (París, Centre) is offering “tombolas nocturnales” during their candle-light club parties…
If you insist “A.I.”, If you insist, and IF in fact you are really «artificial », like the Very French… Eye sees your “EDDIE” rip-off of IRON MAIDEN and Eye re-interprets “AMERICA’$ Oldest Ally” during the 2ème Expédition du Mexique.
_initiation ceremonies “à la bougie” really, a trivial note, it is with these ceremonies that el club de Los Amigos de México en Francia have been initiating thier operatives around the World, but especially at Botzaris, en la rue de La Solidarité.
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceinter /des-concerts-a-la-bougie-et-ecolos-lances-par-un-club-de-jazz-parisien -3297315
White Smoke at CAPITOL RECORDS LTD. _—_—- 1954 – Georgetown-IBM experiment: The first public demonstration of a machine translation system is held in New York at the head office of IBM.
— 1610 – Galileo Galilei makes his first INTERMISSION while observing the four Galilean moons: Ganymede, Callisto, [y] Io [en] Europa.
Anyhow, on a They like today, Galileo Galilei identified the 4 (full) Moons of a little latin style called THE BOSSA No Va… but it’s KNOT really the Bossa Nova, anyhow… although the 7th They of the first Gregorian calendar month etched the discovery of the above-mentioned moons, Galileo identified only TÚ on the 7th and the other Too, on the following day they, which AS Évry “chavo” at the PUEBLA PAVILLION on top of la rue de Bolívar knows, † falls on the 🎱🕣. Eye did not select the numbERology, I am simply pointing out that the ‘running of the bulls’ is now in session.
Now, with this being La Fiesta del Tricolor (copión) 🇮🇹 d’Italie 🇮🇹, I am going to switch, IT!, to one of the founding members of El Club de Los Amigos de México en Francia, MIGUEL MIRAMÓN whose wondering soul is celebrating at the Eastern section of a client-state of 🇫🇷 France called 🇮🇹 Trieste 🇮🇹.
— 1768 – 🇨🇵 Joseph Bonaparte🇨🇵 , 🇮🇹 Italian king 🇮🇹 (†d. 1844)
—1797 – Mariano Paredes, 🇲🇽 Mexican general and 16th president 🇲🇽 (1845-1846) (†d. 1849)
I swear, no fucking imagination… a Sans-Papiers “detective”… Let Mí guess, the fucking job doesn’t PAY or is “En Lo Negro” ? así como dicen los franceses en La Francia.
JUMP TO THE EIGHT THEY, y’All 🤠
Día de Reyes, d’Arc, and off-course: TLATELOLCO
All Strings Attached and That Jazz en Cruz³:
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PENELOPE, [Censored by The Ministère de FranchCulture, rue de La Banque, Paris Centre...] lo déjamos para el yermo [that is¹] la amplitud del Sena.
¹~. What are the odds that today’s FranchMusique Show took-off with a Cabinet Level DisClaimEr, regarding “Conflicts of Interest? »… la pregunta, Pedro Navajas, cómo dijo Blades, “Para la I’mmensità, pobrecita. »
³~. ARTeMIO on PAGE 9
LE POINT; nº 2631
5 janvier, 2023
« Une Opération Commando »… el Valls de los HIPócritas.
Dear Niño Jesús,
“ Dieu lui–même
ne peut pas
me changer en un autre. »
Carlos Fuentes
The “Nasty” version of
el Realismo Mágico…
de CASTAÑEDA.
Chambre des NoTeRies, rue VICTORIA.
MINGU.S., MINGU.S., MINGU.S.
— 2021 : aux 🇺🇸 États-Unis 🇺🇸, des partisans de Donald Trump envahissent le Capitole à Washington, D.C. pour contester la victoire de Joe Biden et causent la mort de cinq personnes.
⚜️ Ewe Rascal Ewe ⚜️
—1412… cuenta una leyenda, that on Cardinal Ximénez‘es wet dream-list of birthdays to celebrate on The Soft Parade of a Funeral Pyre, Juana d’ARCO’s candle got lit To They.
American IF Airlines… Take TX Loop-375 to CHAPARRAL, Knew Mexico and head South under the U.S. I-10 underpass to the Santa Teresa International Bridge… and then Ewe have to options and both are precarious.
Who could have known, that the 47th State in The Union was admitted into the moose lodge on a day like today.
— 1536 – The first European school of higher learning in the Americas, Colegio de Santa Cruz de Tlatelolco, is founded by Viceroy Antonio de Mendoza and Bishop Juan de Zumárraga in Mexico City.
Content about FrancheCulture follows after The Phat Basterd’ Show, with special guest, chick with sweet sexy French voice, codename Sergeant Marjolette Suffragette.
Commando
(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either “out in the open” or “ready for action”. Maybe others. FUENTE: Urban Dictionary dot com
Ha’bout it, Ministresses Bachelot, are you wearing any “UnMenTionAbles? or are you going George Clooney on The Vegas STRIP?
In the mean time, The Governator, Ah’Nold Schwarzenegger can’t shine a COMMANDO light on the Ol’Franche Culture, Roselyn Bachelot, and D.A.T.’s a PHACT, JACQUES!
Eye saved Willie Geist — And Mika Don’t Care
Over at The Rainbow Lounge, Está FANIA Rhules, she just invented a new alphabet and the letter AITCH just got promoted to number Eleven.
🌬️ 5 d’Enero 2023…
🔈🔉🔊
🎶 CRUZ DE OVIDIO 🇲🇽
I’ve Seen That Movie, AUSSIE… En París, FRANCIA, ya es el Día de La Rosca, pero en HILO, HAWAII, allá en Hilo, sigue siendo el CREPÚSCULO del 6 d’Enero, SIN ALOHA, and Alex WaWa… Please relay to Ali Vitali that the 9th letter in CASTELLANO, es decir, la ache, is always MUDA, unless the THIRD-letter (SEE) precedes, it!, Period
IT’S A 💥🇲🇽 FESTIVUS 🇲🇽💥 MIRACLE
A fellow member at The place Where Évry body knows your name had this thought a few, Theys, ago:
Can’t We All Just Get a Bike?… with a bag of bazooka 🌬️ bubble 💨 gum in the 🧺.
User 1:
— 1781 – American Revolutionary War: Richmond, Virginia, is burned by British naval forces led by former American general 🇺🇸 Benedict Arnold 🇬🇧.
— An intelligent person is someone who surrounds himself† with stupid people who will do the work and he† will be the one who takes the credit, the gifts or the money.
— 1822 – The government of Central America (🍌 ANCHURIA 🍌) votes for total annexation to the First Mexican Empire.
†~. In this particular user’s universe women don’t have or deserve a place in the hierarchical structure.
El intel y, gente. — AND in WASHINGTON, D.C. today is NATIONAL BIRD THEY, and to celebrate, an opportunist WARhol, helps a black bird help Campbell’s 🥫 Soup stock. Profitez, motherfuckers, profitez.
User 2:
—What you are describing, my friend, is an ‘opportunist’, and not necessarily an intelligent person.
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This is Why Eye, hates the ‘Sixties’ and Eric Clapton, but especially Campbell’s 🥫 Soup.
HEIL Hydro 🧬 genes 🧬!!!
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LoREM ipSUM Groundhog They
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MARA 📰 GAY: anybody can bring up SONNY BONO, but Eye keeps reminding you bums at the Babylon II Times, show your connections to THE BACON, “Babe”.
By the time The Sun Comes Up, dhu, dhu, dhu 🌬️🍌 Shequi Tita.
Do your homework, bitches:
† —1994 – Tip O’Neill, American lawyer and politician, 55th Speaker of the United States House of Representatives (b. 1912)
A¹, B², C³, CH⁴, D⁵, E⁶, F⁷, G⁸, H⁹
†~. Eye ⛷️ Got 🌲 Ewe 💀, Cher.
† —1998 – Sonny Bono, American singer-songwriter, producer, actor, and politician (b. 1935)
And, Alicia Menéndez… Eye is SIRIUS and Ewe, of all calle (🙊) ocho Marielitas (🦇) de La House that Bacardi built knows that en 🇪🇸 Castellano 🇪🇸, the letter 💃🏻 aitch 💃🏻 is number NINE, number NINE, number nine ♾️
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Of Kabbahges and queengs³ — The AMX-10 named after A Mexican in Anchuria
³~. An adaptation for RFPP 👊🏼 and France BLEU, Aussie! FRANCE Too, Juanito Guanavacoa of, “The Walrus and the Carpenter”, featured in Lewis Carroll’s, “Through the Looking Glass”…
El bote con lance-roquettes… “Get It While You CAN¹³”.
¹³~.https ://en .m .wikipedia .org /wiki /Aluminium_alloy #Wrought_ alloys
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Eye told Ewe about The Walrus and Mí, man!
L’immensità… The story of how 🇳🇮 NICARAGUA 🇳🇮 is THE ROLLING STONES, and 🇲🇽 MEXICO 🇲🇽 is “El Cuarteto que Deliver Pool for Paul. This Segment is Knot being sponsored by, “Chiquita Banana 🍌 corps », period!
But FO’ist 🦗… “¡no contaban con mi 📎 AS, tú CIA!”
And, Eddie Gloud… EYE CAN land the Plane.
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Ladies in Gemini: SHINY HAPPY EYELASHES
Ewe honestly didn’t think that MacARThur invented Saigon, now did ya?, because if Ewe did, Juanito Guanavacoa just discovered the blues in Paname, Miss Eweri... and he is signing knew Acts, on su “servilleta”.
— 1885 – Sino-French War: Beginning of the Battle of Núi Bop… on Yesterday’s MERCREDI Quattro ADDAMS news.
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… Like Eye said before, “thanks for the bolony sandwich,” but what Ukraine needs is full-membership; not those fake “jeep’s Renegade” with a pellet gun, LECLERC weeps for you, Président Macron.
… Fire-fire H.E.A.T.:
Mali’s finest
Eye got my eye Seth on Ewe…
Rue de las dos bolas.
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For Tipsy with LOVE… brush strokes from the Blitz to Slaughterhouse Five
🎪 Cirque du Soleil™🎪
présents, LOVE.
With musical guest: SHINY HAPPY EYELIDS
Over in Athens:
It’s 1960 and according to Wikipedia, Michael Stipe, an American singer-songwriter and producer, got his Crush. Over at Hardball, a viscious old Capitol guard from the Tip of Neal’s lips came out swinging at el Santos, George couldn’t cope, George looked at the mirror and turned into a salt mannequin, George couldn’t pass the mirror test. Matthews is a motherfucker.
It was cold ❄️ and that’s a Phact.
Ibid., page 🎱 Hardball.
… LoREM ipSUM
Please visit the concessions STAND, while the Monster of Luna Park, New Jersey, cleans the Republican’s 🐘 mascot shit and blood from the main ring in The Tent 🎪.
Side Tú, Track Too of ”TRAGICAL 🚍 HISTORY 🛺 TOUR:
🇶🇦 W.C. ⚽ Fields Forever Follows on the Phat Basterd’ Show… and rfpp . net (if that is your real name), Évry time that one of your many tentacles de pulpo touches us, [the staff], a marbled godwit gets a ring from the Institute of Migratory Birds and other assorted Strangers.
Trying to see how the other 1% lives, —yeah!
F⚽F⚽F ⚽= HEX²/🥧
“Hello Get Lost”
Trombone Music Ono Band, in association with Plastic Wings Mattresses {and} Olivos mexicanos with Ringo Starr, present.
“Hey, Jude ✡️…
En este circo tú no tienes VELA…
Any how, “they’ve seen his pied 🦶🏻 before,” apparently the stranger next to the Publishing tsar didn’t notice that the Light 🕯️ had change.
Crash
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