… but FO’ist a word from our Ufo-tee’s:
“It’s Festevus for the rest of u.s.!”
Georgia Project Exec. Dir.
Nse Ufot on the Morning Onion
with Lindsey Reiser.
After the break don’t forget to to say, “Hola mis negros!”. Hola mis negros! The Weekend is MsnBC’s affirmative action block. Heck, even Alex is the Darkest of the blondes. Alex is so hip she took the 8th letter off of the “alphabet soup” can, and mirrored the double erres (en la rae . es ) WITT a double tee, mAN… of course no affirmative action block is complete without “whitey”, and for that none better than Cousin Joe in the role of Officer “Hoppy” Hopkins of Sanford and Son fame.
https ://www .presidency .ucsb .edu /documents /executive-order-10003-providing-for-the-investigation-and-report-displaced-persons-seeking
Anyhow, let’s get back to the assembly sequence for our teleportation modeling interpretation, in this section the user is asked to keep a mental note of the fact that the makers of this assembly’s instructions do not select the topography nor the sites, we just Mark’#Em.
… [O]nce again, we kindly remind the teleporting enthusiasts that in this our Third Dimension it is not possible to teleport carbon-based meat, or any other matter for that matter, but we can do a dry-run to simulate the journey in the Fourth Dimension.
People who know, compare the teleportation experience, once the assembly sequence is complete, to the John Frum “cargo cult” in the Pacific Theater who simulate an air traffic control tower summoning First Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder onto their sandy landing strips.
Cargo cult and the Blacksheep Squadron: