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Scots is not your average Long John Silver’s, you woke peons… meanwhile across U.S. military bases in Germany, USAREUR is advising soldiers and their dependents to go to food banks because the PX³ is not a benevolent opération. Marines at the Embassy in Frankfurt got coupons to Scots and a 4-day holiday weekend. Semper-Fi.

https://m.youtube.com/watch James Carville is a fag.

³~. For the un-initiated, such as “our brave commander-in-chief”, the PX, or post exchange is the designated area where a big name contractor such as Wal-Mart or Halliburton get a 10 to 20 year contract with the Pentagon to act like the base supermarket.

But first a message to Piers Morgan on Morning Joe : fuck you and James Carville, nice segue from the affordability crisis to your $1000 U.S. bet and a dinner at exclusive rosbif restaurant (where they serve French food)… but most of all FUCK YOU and your intellectual honestly for suggesting or hinting about retroactively giving Charlie Kirk a more honorable life in order to accommodate the words ‘tragedy’ and the familiar phrase, “our thoughts and prayers are with his wife³”, case-in-point, if Stephen Miller was shot in the neck right now I (Armando Segovia) would do a shimmy dance and I would open a bottle of STANDARD FRENCH SUPERMARKET red wine 🍷 and chug a drink straight from the bottle to celebrate his “tragic” passing… my thoughts and prayers would be, appropriately, with his wife.

Dear Piers Morgan… Spanish-style bullfighting (not that redneck 8-second cowboy bullshit) should be an Olympic sport where men and women compete in the same arena.

Piers Morgan is a woke mongerer.

Last night’s shift in MADISONIAN politics means Jacques Didley-Squat if the Trump appointed majority in The Supreme Court of The United States uphold Stephen Millers policy to detain brown-skinned people who Speak to Mí in Spanish, additionally Joe Scarborough, fuck you and that Israeli zealot from the Israeli Anti-defamation League, Jonathan Greenblatt, who is spewing hate on the recently-elected Mayor of Manhattan and all of the other Boroughs that make The Great Apple, great.

If Eye Eva’ Lose This Heaven

And Reverend Al Sharpton, what a condescending way for that prick Greenblatt, to suggest “how you have grown” after he shitted from an F-16 on New Yorkers on Morning Joe. What a cunt, the worst of David’s 🇮🇱 KLAN.

Santa Cachucha, Diane Warren!!! Camilo Cienfuegos is at the mound

Ode to l’América Mexicana.

Early Fall Season

Note 🎶 to self… deer, Diane Warren, Chris 🤠 Haines 👩‍🎤 called, he wants you to return Jeff Beck’s hairdoo back to Ronnie Wood before Joey Ramone beats up the brat.

Narration by TulAne University Professor, Car Vile. Professor Car Vile is a proud AMC Pinto owner but he wouldn’t get caught dead driving that hoopty in New Orleans because the sum-VA-beach is a Mini 🇬🇧 lover.

It’s gold, Harris, gold!

Quays drapped in gold, Au!

Hoy no hubo Joe

 

… Meanwhile in Louisiana, Carville didn’t see his shadow when he came out of his muted cave. The glass recycling service could not handle the empty bottles of Scotch that maintained Carville lit up while he hibernated at CNN.

Regardless, it’s nice when the alcoholic ostrich-alien-human hybrid doesn’t cast a shadow on his own cave. In any case, situation or, scénario, please be advised that sound are is disabled during tests of the Emergency Olympics Commission, this is only a test.

Please do not try to adjust your settings, this a test. This only a test 📡.

 

Deer, Jean-Luc… “que dijo mi mamá, que siempre no”, enjoy The Olympics from your ivory fief. Say Hello to Nicolas Maduro en Táchira, Venezuela, querido camarade! {ja, ja, ja.}

The head of state argued on Tuesday that “until mid-August, we must be focused on the Games”.

https ://www .francetvinfo .fr /politique /assemblee-nationale /dissolution /la-gauche-indignee-apres-la-fin-de-non-recevoir-d-emmanuel-macron-de-nommer-lucie-castets-la-candidate-du-nfp-a-matignon

… the pimp move on the part of Emmanuel here, which no SciencesPo specialist on ENArkistas de Paris will tell you on BFM TV, is that mister Macron had no problem nuking the lower chamber of Solférino after his political party, called “The Macronists”, decided to dissolve Maud Gatel’s play time with democracy, but now he’s gonna play the French classic: closed for Summer vacation, now fuck off.

Told y’all that August was coming

Hail to the 👑 king. An apology for Sin Semilla en Saint-Denis (93).

The question here, as an undocumented person in France right now, is the following, is the cabinet post of prime minister really necessary? I don’t know, why not add a crown on each and every official photograph of President Macron.

 

Festivus update — May They! May They!

For the record, in Hilo, Hawaii, son Diez después de las Nueve de la noche, y en París, en París it’s the Top of the FO’ist and Louise Michel connected with Anne’s fastball, which she caught at the waist striking a pose and that’s the Second Empire’s Out, just in Time for Cinco de Sasha Montenegro, en Roma… and we’ll see you from NAPLES as George Méliès steps up to the plate With Placido Domingo—Siempre en Domingo, of Course.

In Louisiana, the Burrowing Carville un-stuck his head out of his ass and like a Bourbonic (20) Washington elite Woke the silly French at Sciences Po.

For the record, Carville (Car Vile) is not the first to sound the alarm, an ancient Sciencespo professor and Time Magazine traveler who went by the name Donald Morrison seem to have touched a nerve with a similar observation.

In LoKool Newport Salem‘s news, i can personally relate with Faros®️ a la distancia on my rap sheet, that Virginia is just way too Slim to handle the PCH on PCP… y los Delin-cuentes son muy pinches Delicados™️ for that Trip D.A.R.E…. Thank You For Smoking… yeah Buddy*.

PCH = Pacific Coast Highway
PCP = Phenylcyclohexylpiperidine (aka)
Angel Dust.

And Jason Johnson… Eye needs a hand and Öüï is going crazy trying to figure out what to do with all this dang-dong Essential Quality (14) Elephant Anesthesia and a trailer-load of Marlboro©️ Greens.

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In Locos known news, Tweedy Bird is in awe.

You did, Tweedy Bird! You did see a “Lindo-Gatito”, but what you don’t KNOW (mi querido Piolín) is that Diego LUNA spiked that menthol cigarette with PCP, and that is why you are seeing “Chuchos” in the trip.

Intro to teleportation assembly sequence sub-section

… but FO’ist a word from our Ufo-tee’s:

Could it be

Pre-emptive pardons are called “Amparos” (for plural) or “Amparo” (singular female) in Mexican juris dear Prudence .:. 80C05265-8C21-46CD-9BF4-F4D328F6A248 🗣 THE FOLLOWING, Must BE READ… in a Mr. George Constanza sire’s voice.
WITT THAT IN MIND.
— IS IT POSSIBLE?
— COULD IT BE?
That unidentified “PARENTAL UNITS” on Sector Three from The Sun ARE NAMING THEIR OffSprings in honor of their FAVORITE “ANCIENT ALIENS” trope?
“Nse”… give me a break, Mr. Ness. And those WERE KNOT, let me repeat THOSE BRIGHT OBJECTS ON THE SKY WERE NOT FLYING SAUCERS, —over Mr. Crowley’s Loch, PERIOD!

“It’s Festevus for the rest of u.s.!”
Georgia Project Exec. Dir.
Nse Ufot on the Morning Onion
with Lindsey Reiser.

After the break don’t forget to to say, “Hola mis negros!”. Hola mis negros! The Weekend is MsnBC’s affirmative action block. Heck, even Alex is the Darkest of the blondes. Alex is so hip she took the 8th letter off of the “alphabet soup” can, and mirrored the double erres (en la rae . es ) WITT a double tee, mAN… of course no affirmative action block is complete without “whitey”, and for that none better than Cousin Joe in the role of Officer “Hoppy” Hopkins of Sanford and Son fame.

Over on CSPAN-3 it’s, “Moments in History”. “THEY CALL IT THE FIRST TAKE ON HEARD IMMUNITY” Episode 33 .:. 10E7BE58-F9E1-40BE-AC4D-EE926A76CE6A 🚀 Harry “the rube” Truman the 33rd President of the United States: 1945 ‐ 1953, in this episode, THE WISE MEN urge the President to secure the nazi scientists working in New Mexico permanent U.S. Citizenship for their service; during that session the president asked about the Executive Order to recognize the Blacks and the Navajo Nation’s contributions… the wisemen would cement a quote that Mel Brooks would later immortalize at the Rockridge Land Grab sessions by telling “The Rube” that « They Are Such Children, Govenor ». 
Executive Order 10003—Providing for the Investigation of and Report on Displaced Persons Seeking Admission Into the United States
October 04, 1948

https ://www .presidency .ucsb .edu /documents /executive-order-10003-providing-for-the-investigation-and-report-displaced-persons-seeking

Anyhow, let’s get back to the assembly sequence for our teleportation modeling interpretation, in this section the user is asked to keep a mental note of the fact that the makers of this assembly’s instructions do not select the topography nor the sites, we just Mark’#Em.

… [O]nce again, we kindly remind the teleporting enthusiasts that in this our Third Dimension it is not possible to teleport carbon-based meat, or any other matter for that matter, but we can do a dry-run to simulate the journey in the Fourth Dimension.

People who know, compare the teleportation experience, once the assembly sequence is complete, to the John Frum “cargo cult” in the Pacific Theater who simulate an air traffic control tower summoning First Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder onto their sandy landing strips.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jakecoco/status/1334993874276786178

It’s in the CLAUS(e):
There is no business,
like Show business.

🏎_🚀_🛰_🛸_+

Cargo cult and the Blacksheep Squadron:

View at Medium.com

Intermedio… You are not fooling anyone Fred Armisen

No sir, that Whiter Shade of Pale on your hair does not fool u.s., öüï know it’s you! ISSY, we want more CowBell!!! More Cowbell on Section “A” of The NYT!

… of course you know, the above ⇑ must be read in a George Carlin voice.

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In Sports News:

After Joe Biden selection of VP

Following Joe Biden’s 2020 Ticket choice for running mate, —former Alaska governor, Tina Fey— Political Strategist, James Carvile had no choice but to stick his head on a hole in John Heilemann’s backyard… Would you let him in?

Gooooooooo, Jaguars!

Deer, Jon Meacham:

What James Carvile can’t possibly know is that as a teen, Eye was a Jaguar (punto y coma) across town, at Chaffey H.S., their mascot was a Tiger. So  if you think that the above ⬆️ KC~DC screen “capture” is not in jest, then you need to lighten up, no pun intended, mis negros… para muestra, Alicia Menendez, un cartucho below ⬇️:

se dice afromexicano

“Se dice mi hermano afromexicano”, dice en uno de los comentarios (HijuePuta) .::. E94FF47A-C1F8-4B05-9221-BF9066A11A5D ✊🏽 Once again Joshua Johnson: Don’t—Shoot—The—Mirror.

…https ://old .reddit .com /r /mexico /comments /gpvf44/cuando_en_la_plaza_de_la_computacióny_no_sé_si/