México y sus noticias visto por un transnacional californiano —producto de la S.E.P.
Estimado Ari Melber, en México hoy es tu 1 de abril
“The Greatest Thing in The World,” edition.
Context [for unemployment period SPEC-Project purposes] follow… in the meantime, please note the following: in Mexican media, today most outlets celebrate Fake News Day, its patron saint is of course—as all good Romans know— Santa Hilaría [del verbo hilar]… meanwhile, on this side of the mestizaje, the staff here is trying to get to the bottom of why one of the darkest stories in the Bible, the one that supposedly ‘archives‘ the massive killing of babies already born, is interpreted by catholics in the Spanish speaking world [and possibly in Assad’s Syria] as no collateral —lend me the following— day. —|— If YOU are ROB SCHNEIDER in México, know this, the ultimate purpose of anyone asking for whatever it is that they are asking for [on a day like today] is to never—ever—ever never: give it back… and of course, as most guadalupanos know, an innocent dove [preferably white] is used as magic word [or defense argument] when those who got taken, for say a ride, demand that their property or goodwill is be given back. —||— Don’t believe this blog, but rumors going around the forum claim that both El Día de los Santos Inocentes, de los hispanos, and the April Fool’s Day, de los anglosajones, all stem from the Roman festival en honor a la hilaridad [en su forma sustantiva, no en su forma verbal, eso sería algo así como SPIN]. Today then, for all intents and purposes is: HILARITY DAY, because in the Bilble a lot of babies already born got killed. TimeStamp: one quarter to seven one quarter to eleven a.m. in on CET… PSA NEWS over in Washington, report that el WaPo* is hiring [apparently]… Sidedoor drop-in applications [solicitudes de empleo] al parecer, —are welcomed.
* el WaPo is the Washington Post…
“The backyard for politics,”
or something like that.
The backyard for mutually assured destruction, on the other hand is a house divided between 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington D.C. [noreste de los EEUU], and Trump Tower on Mayor DiBlasio’s budgetary dime.
La comedia del botón, la del teléfono rojo, y por supuesto la del “beautiful” twitter. —|— Uso justo del Muro en el llamado Kennedy Center.
earlier on the CSPAN-8 broadcast:
The quest for superstition… a musical.
In another alternate universe… Ziggy Stardust was conducting cast-callings. —|— For additional roles and information, please visit writing prompts on reddit . com /r / WritingPrompts; and then, go view the final rendition on the Huff-Wa-Po-Breibart_show on your choice for morning show. —||—¡y que viva CÑN!!!—|||— Uso justo de los breaking news.