Tag Archives: JO Paris 2024 — Tom Cruise

Six degrees of Last Week To They, Olympics edition

And after all youse my wonderwall.

 

Lo and behold, Kevin Bacon “crushed it”… who the fuck needs Tom Cruise, punto y coma, when Kevin Bacon can fit the entire Games of The XXXIII Summer Olympics on the set of Psycho and the stairs of Back To The Future. So imagine what Öüï could dew, if they add a green screen for the 2028 Olympics at Silverlake.

Enter Through The House of Detention.

https ://www .theguardian .com /film /article /2024 /aug /02 /tom-cruise-to-rappel-off-stade-de-france-in-olympics-closing-ceremony

… stick around, foot losing at The Bates motel follows after Kevin Bacon breaks into the piñata shop exhibit at The Universal Studios… hilarity ensues when the shark sous La Seine hyper tunnels like a rémora on cocaine droppings while gliding off of Tom Cruise’s shark skin spandex all the way to, Ewe guessed it, 🦈 Silverlake.

Edge of The Estadio 🏟️

1 de agosto … extend[i]able pieces ♟️

And in Paris, France, even as Öüï speaks, Donald John Trump believes that it is because of him, that “Luis Miguel³” came out today. Reality shows that even Eddie Gloude Junior knows, that that is not even his fucking song… gonna get some sushi now. Collaborate among Ewe’r selves.

Un taco Al Día… un taco Al Día es la Copla de l’Alegría 🥊.

[Note to editors, image imagination is inop* for this entry on account that Tom Cruise… well you know].

³~. El Sol

In boxing news, available ticket prices for olympic pugilism range between €100 – 300 each, (still cheaper than a “Swifty” concert in L.A.) and quite possibly worth every round on account of the anti “hyperandrogenic” discrimination clause at the International Boxing Federation, where boxing capos at that outfit can’t even get their testosterone stories in order before unleashing yet-Another “misinterpretation” rant from the bigots at Hogwarts 👨🏼‍🎤.

Enter Through The Style Libre Door.

Any hoot, in boxing news the staff of this most non-consequential blog will not be following the developments between the European ⚽ clash happening between ➗ l’Argentina and the host country from Mali and Sénégal.

Have a cigar…  it’s time for The ➗ 🔔, belle.