Pistolero Crêpe — A la conquête de l’Ouest 🤠

Cut! It’s 16h in CET and, motherfuckers … Here comes the Sun 🌞.

& Julietta… please stand-by for Mia from BrUTEP!

In a world… where Julietta Capu…Leto didn’t swallow the poison, and the gun was a real prop, unlike that Rust-ridden rosco from The Tombstone set with the Baldwin mayor, comes the story of Shakespeare, the pornographer.

And, Juliet… after the break i will send “the list*” to Heileman, & Katty Kay, never mind The Wager in La Patagonia, I know a “lord of the flies” place where Évrybody knows your name, néanmoins you have to be a Tenure Diplôme del CNRS to tale tell the tale, you know the protocol, first, 🇵🇪 Mario Vargas Llosa at l’Académie française has to have the preliminary DRAFT translated so that he can then send it over to Grabiel At-All at The Ministry of FeedBuzz at l’Élysée.

*~. /r/nsfw/list

 

From the producers of Once Upon A Spaghetti with The Boss, and “Dancing in The Darkhouse”, comes the story of how Buzzfeed died. But FO’ist, it’s 14h in CET and TLALOC just started to piss, on a crowd that is about to hit Bastille.

You are welcome, Agent Angle… it is now 14h26 and TLALOC sent the rain a-Wey. Carry-on.

 

Once Upon A Time on The Buzz Feed De France á SciencesPo… and Cousin Joe, if the Buzzfeed Obituary page-feed was a grave, Loki would be dancing on It’s its epithet.


³~. Unless of course, the aforementioned “buzzfeed”, didn’t uncover the lead, and was in with a 🇲🇽 NARCO-STATE 🇲🇽 at the Unesco to black-ball me (back in 2016)  just for “funsies”, as the now-bankrupted media “giant” puts it, on one of its “Tic Toc™ time pieces”🪶.

Previously on the habitude de une ADF

Marie-Ange Schiltz was pouring over her working process for the CNRS:

Also, I am used to work with a reality altered strongly  by the fractioning of categories that I then enumerate. Then follows the choice of the statistical treatment, which, far from being neutral, involves a different loss of information in accordance to the technique of analysis implemented.

Venn Diagramming the situations followed by cutting your potential losses, perhaps?

Introductory synopsis of  Schiltz’s opening Sesame into SKID ROW in Paris France… with a time-delayed perspective as seen from an American asshole in France.


El primer torero porno strikes, —A-Gain!

 

Le Havre, France… 🎶 👄 well, Ewe Ho’id about Leone’s whistle while you WO’ik FO’ A Few d’Allas More (Pum!) It’s not one of those, this here is the story of a lonely Jeanne d’Arc next to Regina-en-Face aux Louvre.

Ladies in Gemini, una de vaqueros, starring La Vache qui rit 🐮 y los siete enanos toreros de Barcelonnette… Moooo!

 

& GO’ill de Niza, Old Nick is an Angel. Just because “the devil” was deported from paradise doesn’t take away his so-called essence, motherfucker remains as much an angel as any of El Patrón sicarios from Above. And isn’t that what all angels are, assassin for God? Except for Grabiel, that motherfucker is Baby Jesus’es dad-ese. God may be omnipresent like John Heileman on my adult needs history, but God is also impotent, which is why God is so merciful with VIAGRA and a total prick with abortion needs.

https ://theguardian .com /world /2023 /apr /27 /spain-bans-decades-long-tradition-of-dwarf-bullfighting

Looking for new frontiers The Snow White Show relocated their circus to the Normandy region of the HEXagone. The scheme of them French snowflakes of the RN, for Reaccionarios Nacionales (por sus SIGLOS en Francés) is to “re-conquer the west” and to troll the next runner-up for the position of Administrator of the VIéme République Française, Philippe Édouard.

And, Katty Kay, what says your RN’s over on Rosbifs land?

https ://www .cnews .fr /france /2023-05-01 /MUNICIPAL ELECTIONS OF 2026: THE CAUSTIC RESPONSE OF ÉDOUARD PHILIPPE ON THE AMBITIONS OF THE RN IN LE HAVRE

Leonardo Montagua has been vanished to the mound

Hee-haw re-cap, last week to they:

If la sociology is a combat sport, politics is the motherfucking art of GWAR.

Julieta was a HO, according to the Playbill on the P.J. Club… it used to be called “the morjo sho”, or something like that.

 

El hábito no hace al Shogun…
Pierre Bourdieu* en:
María de los Ángeles Schiltz’s-es
« La Jornada de un Quotidien… », a wetback’s Transliteration for the PEN 🪶 Club France
algo así con las manos libremente atadas.

Oldies but Goodies.

 

Ladies in Gemini, i honestly couldn’t tell you if Miami, or the rest of that land aberration for that matter, has any particular dish that those assholes (if and only if³) can claim for their neck of the ties. Except for alligator chitlins or swordfish in guano sauce i can’t think of anything, so I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano Prieto, am going to fix some Lenguiza de Iguanas Ranas en-sobacadas de Guanabacoas en Brisket de Cleveland, Texas.

³~. Like Sevilla does 💃🏻 according to El Duende that slayed Rodrigo y Gabriela on fip dot live earlier on the scroll of Daniela Pierre-Bravo on BFM’er TV..

Unbuckle your waistband and … 🛴 curb your patín del diablo 👮🏿‍♂️ ‘cus Öüï’s gonna need a bigger pot to melt the Schlitz for Schiltz, so grab your political compass 🧭 pol’que Vamo’ pues al Newseum-sur-Potomac.

Nevermind Venice… Hoy es el día del Niño. It’s trou 🕳️ Hoy es el Día del Niño, and Julieta Eye ho’ID, IT!, through the MorjoSho that The Globe (those motherfuckers) have Ewe and Dark 🕶️ Brandon sorry-ass re-hashing the PAC(t)S.


 

My scientific habitus*, which has essentially practiced on the side of quantitative sociology did not prepare me for this exercise. The practice of statistics is more less a succession of controlled losses of information: to eliminate dregs (scoria) to highlight “the” structure.

Introductory synopsis of  Schiltz’s opening Sesame into SKID ROW in Paris France… with a time-delayed perspective as seen from am American asshole in France.

 

It’s 16h time in Hilo, Hawaii, in April in Paris, France, it’s already the dawn of The Sunday Show before the May Sees Parade à La Bastille.

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Où en suis-je, à présent, avec les personnes à la rue ?


On the next segment, “Jane, you ignorant slut!” Mika talks shop at Know Your Value in Yellowstone.

>> You know the drill, little ol’ i don’t select the weekend recaps on the Morjo Empire, which is only one they away before landing a spot on the Sunday Show, —m’Watch out Jonathan Capehart. What Eye can relay, however, is that even after Mika’s Arabian Peninsula magick carpet ride last month, the rest of the féminas on that gig are wondering why Willie GEIST, Mike Barnicle and Donnie Deutsch make twice the salt that Sonny Carneiro saca de pura pachanga en-Sevillada.

https ://twitter .com /BFMTV /Jusqu’à 40°C attendus autour de SévilleJusqu’à 40°C attendus autour de Séville

Previously on the Nantucker Hillbillies… Cousin Joe was about to take his fancy shoes off.

 

Cheers! — 🎶 Sometimes you wanna go¹

With All Due Respect:

Live from 3rd Base from The Sun, —in Paris, France … Let Mí guess, the fucking Artreides are on The Marquesina… Dune follows. It’s SymboliQ, off-Course.

I found the Tree, Donovan, sadly, ain’t no signal at Franck’s Park. So the chicken might be cold. Also pay no attention to the nitpick on the Marronnierie de Anne de Fran…cfort, if you are just joining us at La Corrida de Zimmerman, please note that Fenster the copy editor is at the ruedo, as usual the Paris Tourism Board (TeePiTiBi) is with the Juez de Plaza explaining that thee extra SEE on Frank is really nothing to sea/HEAR by reason that it only took 16 years for the horse chestnut to reach the 8 meter height that the sign reports*, the TPTB reckons that it will probably take about half that number to reach the other 8 meters that it needs in or°there to get a Ticket to Ride on that Midnite Train to the Konzentrationslager.

*~. Provided first that the Paris Tourism Board installed that symbolik sign on the year of the 75th timestamp of the Nation of ISRAEL.

https ://www .merriam-webster .com /dictionary /nitpick

³~. Le Dictionnaire des idées reçues suivi du Catalogue des idées chic.

CamarillaS’indigner en prononçant ce mot².
P. 56

And, Molly Jong-Fast at VANITY FAIR Republicans don’t want to see fetuses die, but they sure as fuck wanna see them babies, “Ne Dans La Rue”.

NOTES SUR LA ÉDITION DU TEXTE ABOUT Flaubert’s dictionary.

²~. Mot d’origine 🇪🇦 espagnol, la camarilla désignait une coterie dans l’entourage du roi. Introduit en France vers 1830. IL EST LE SYNONYME DE CLAN AU POUVOIR, defaction. In The Sentimental education, es el bien nombrado Regimbart, that who “Outs la Camarilla [en el gobierno de Guizot] of LOSING millions in L’Algérie 🇩🇿.”

Hummus Hogs. Falafel fags… any how, this fellow named Flubert, or maybe it was Flau-BERT wrote it best on his impersonation³ of this other guy who was porking a la tal Poisson, Eye forgot his Name but some speak highly of him because that nigger wrote The Encyclopedia.

 

It turns out, after only 75 years in the holie-land, JEWISH ORTHODOXY is the biggest WELFARE QUEEN RACKET on the block…and according to General Ehud Barak, they fuck like rabbits.

Eureka! … I mean, ¡URRACA!!! Ya Lo Tengo, Futuro Pelo en las medias de ANA Cabrera, Batman! That nigga porking La Pompa d’Or in the King’s court was that nigga Di de Rot, it used to be Denis Rottën 🏀 🐂, but Di decided to shorten the nomenclature when things got hot with the infamous clika de la rue de Rambouillet.


Marie-Ange Schiltz¹
Quotidien, sans domicile fixe (SDF),
avec domicile fixe (ADF)

I would prefer not to/I can’t get no place in society¹

¹~.Herman Melville, Bartleby, the Scrivener : A Story of Wall Street, New York, Londres, Simon & Schuster, 1997 (1853)… courtesy of:

https ://www .mainslibres .asso .fr


 

And, Natalie Piolé (my love) does your sexy-ass, like Flans?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /francemusique /podcasts /allegretto /les-1001-nuits-d-allegretto

Hear Mí out I am about to tell you the story that took place somewhere on the coastline of the Korean Peninsula, with that in mind, timeslots and sitcoms [sont] in°deter°minados » : in the Outer Limits of popular American culture between l’avant-scène on stage and the fiction of reality. Go ahead ROGER use that context on your next portrait of a French President, or a motherfucking bum, my nigga! I told you, that Los Beatles no son como los pintan.

Any how, Natalie my love, you know beforehand that I don’t select Le Parisien’s “déssertions” nor them “pommes de terre”, I just play the tune that the programming requests, and on to°theys platter, La Kerschovas decided to spend her morning-nooner en “Un Bazar”… ♫♫♫ Entre cuadros, camisetas, DISCOS y jeans.

Entonces, getting back to La Vecindad, that whole BARTLE-BY-The Way was also referenced by Shakes°Pi°Rito Santo en TELEVISA, Alejandro González Iñarritu by-the-way used to peddle the commercials that kept Ñoño fat like  the “barriga” de un newbie swabbie in The Navy, dijo un INDIO, a fireman, a police man and of course the motherfucking construction worker next to the fag in the motorcycle garb… Bolaños lo bautizó con el nombre the “Jaimito el cartero”… Melville’s passive-agressive zinger, “I would prefer KNOT Tú” is re-incarnated by Bolaños’ in the voice of Tangamandapio’s favorite ficticious son : quiero evitar la fatiga.

Any way, Natalie my darling here’s your KNEW CUCKOO below, La Chilindrina in Frida’s [broken] Frame. Across the Potomac, Tybalt is being all Latino with a Schlitz, that fag: https ://www .imdb .com /title /romeo + juliette /mediaviewer /tybalt Pabst Blue Ribbon! ¡CABRÓN! Pabst Blue Ribbon, period.

My Baby Keeps Farting on My Face

El Petate De Los Clochos… look it up.

Today Öüï found La Kerschovas on a majick petate flying over Milwaukee, Cheers 🍻!

When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer“… over at “La Bagagerie” los gringos call it, being Schlitz out of Luck, in-deed.