Palitos chinos and The New American Century… and Zappa, just had the Twins

The Project for The New American Century, part 2 (Colin Powell, a well spoken liar and war criminal, too).

TimeStamp: Pearl Harbor Time in a New American Century, —Front.

Ladiessssss In GEMENI!

Welcome to the Pacific Command Theater of Operations for a multilateral show of force between The East End Boys and The West side pot–au-feu Melting Story.

Mikado for a New Century…  C’est Normal! }-—-~~~\*> Lo de arriba es un uso justo de PARS and NewsWeekMediaGroup, because as You (Mika , Ian, Mark BRZEZINSKI, and of course “the” newest member of your clan, the one and only Cousin Joe Scarborogh) now know, it was Donald Rumsfeld who began the adulteration and the perversion of Sun Tze’s “Art of War” back when he was National Security Adviser to the Ford, administration.

Fighting out of the Red Corner with a Sagasse orientale in the Art of War with a consistent record of strategic comebacks and riding on a fierce fire breathing Dragon, is The Peoples Republic of China.

Chez and Home no hacen un Hogar… how do Ewe say Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos in French… IndoChina, mon ami. IndoChina.

In the Blue Corner, fighting out of the school of Manifest Destiny and landing on a pale Lockheed AC-130 “Hercules” Ghostrider, is The New Kid on The Block with a Record of 119 wins and 21 loses (including “THE WAR ON DRUGS”) and/or “other” assorted stalemates; and One draw: The United States of America.

You’ve heard of “The Rumble in The Jungle”, “Da Thrilla in Manila”, but have you got your bones ready for the “Asian Riviera Flashpoint”,  Larry Merchant is at ringside to narrate the contest and the Lyrids will be showering with meteors both corners in this bout as they serve as forward observers and referees for this intercontinental show of force.

“Strictly Commercial…”

We [the staff] transfer over the controls to Larry Merchant, but not before the glitz and glamour of our RING GIRL for the night, Moon Zappa’s been tagged by the GEMENI Bro’s and left ready to hold her hands up with as many placards as might be necessary to mark each round in this bout. Yes, the staff is aware that this post [for Ms. Zappa] is nothing more than sexual explotation, but Dang Gone It, or as Bill Murray would probably put it in STRIPES: God Damn It! PRIVATE!!! These soldiers are part of the program! Eh? So fall in and carry on!

Ladies in GEMENI… Moon Zappa!

Fuck it Bill Maher… It’s Time for Grand Theft Barco

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🐏   Meeeeh: i was docked near Pont Marie with a near empty bottle of amber rhum by my side. A rock-a-billy band played next to an improvised stage catty-cornered to a city utility room that during summer of 2017 transformed into a bar, your transparent friend waved at me… me thinks that he was Kin to the near empty spirits bottle next to me, i couldn’t tell because my eyes got fixed on you. }—-~~~\*>   Ewe: Strolled erratically, screaming obscenities at something or someone that for regular passerby’s seemed to be invisible or that they simply ignored because not one got out of his/her way. You were wearing some rather beat up blue jeans and a black torn tee under what any qualified coiffeuse could call a month-long Keith Richards–binge ‘do… me thinks you were sailing on Vodka and pair of Vans, or maybe they were Converse… can’t remember, because my eyes were fixed on that cutest caboose that you have for bum bum cheeks that grace your ass.

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Ladies in Gemeni, this is an intermission and an SSA (streaming service announcement) all rolled up into one passionnata procession. Please be advised that next Friday, BMRT (Bill Maher on Real Time) and BTSC (Brozo The Shady Clown) are going to be off the interwebs in order to observe The Passion of a thing called International Hygiene Week, we repeat: Bill Maher en Tiempo Real y Brozo El Payaso Tenebroso van a Cesar sus actividades por los interwebs para poder observar la semana de Poncio Pīlātus… el lema del tema será: que chingue a su madre el que no se lave sus manus.

[Voz de hembra
Miss March as Laughter’s Mom

… previously on:
“Another Lightning Round of Jeopardy
Alejandro Trebek”.

[Voz de hombre
Jeff Goldblum
recaps how Armando Álvarez, playing the role of Will Farrell gave an answer on what el Año de Hidalgo signifies to “People in the know”… like say ex presidentes like Vicente Fox]

— Will Farrel as Clown Penis:

Because in the last year of a Six-year Mexican presidential term the masses always shout: ¡NO NOS VAMOS A DEJAR!

[Voz de hombre
Alejandro Trebek

— Ok… but can you put that in the form of a question, Armando… i mean this isn’t the first time riding this horse, eh.

Here’s the thing Bill Maher, or rather a Mexican Maxim for you: DE QUE LA PERRA ES BRAVA, pues hasta a los de la casa muerde. Ask “the distinguished gentleman” from El Paso, BETO O’ROURKE TO TRANSLATE THE SAYING FOR YOU. Tell him that Armando sent you… anygüey, Bill, this cutline is within the context of your rather naive and silly question to Presidente Fox on whether he was worried about the Russians meddling in the next Mexican presidential election… Bill—You Dolt! Fox got it right when he answered to you that “We” [as in the Mexican political class, not we the staff] have our “own game”, our OWN COSA NOSTRA with El PRI; and Bill, here’s “thing two,” —YOU fucking Dolt!— Vicente Fox was the equivalent of the Russians in the last two Mexican Presidential Elections, he’s been cock blocking Andrés Manuel López Obrador since 2006… Vicente Fox is “the” VERBO TO YOUR USUAL SUSPECTS IN el PRI. }—-~~~\*> Bill — You Dolt! You hosted Keyser Soze disgused as a former Mexican President. You are worst than Kurt Russell on Tequila Sunrise.

… no se vaya, pero deteniendo y continue con nosotros por que al regresar:

[Voz de hembra
Sarah Silverman

“El Verbo” a.k.a. “Chente el Zorro”, alias Keyser Soze en El Yunque y en El Opus Dei… }—-~~~\*> Uso justo de HBO (hobo en espagnol) y Real Time con un Dolt.

… it’s part two of:
“Another Lightning Round of Jeopardy
with Alejandro Trebek, and it is Mario Vargas Llosa’s turn at figuring out what « El Año de Hidalgo » means to a Washington guard dog, eh.”

uso justo de los de la casa.


Las fuentes:

Lookin for Gemini:

International Hygiene Week: