… Special Suiza enginebrada edition:
[Voz de hembra en Inglés:
Sarah Silverman en el rol de Miss March]
… previously on:
“Another Lightning Round of Jeopardy
[Voz de hombre
Alejandro Trebek en el rol de Gael García Bernal]
— Let me check with the control room on that….
Alejandro touches his earpiece and asks:
— Have we heared of this Costner fellow?
— Ah, I see… no Armando, we’ve never heard of that guy.
— Anygüey… for 500 dollars; let’s begin the contest with the category:
— México Lindo y Querido
— We’ve already established that there is “No God In Mexico—ain’t no way to understand…” dijo una vez, Waylon Jennings, but can you name the reason for why every six years in la tierra del Tequila y del Nopal, people in “The Know” call it: ¿El AÑO DE HIDALGO?
[Buzzer sound is heard and there is a big 10 year-old smile on Major Clown Penis]
[Will Farrel can’t contain his eagerness to anwer and vocally charges with his answer]
— Because in the last year of a Mexican Presidential term the masses always shout: ¡NO NOS VAMOS A DEJAR!
— Ok… but can you put that in the form of a question, Armando… i mean this isn’t the first time riding this horse, eh.
[Will Farrel’s knees can’t stop springing up and down, his hips shake to and fro, and rephrases the answer according to the show’s Standard Operating Procedure]
— What is because the People in the streets manifest and shout: We are not gonna take it.
Ohhhhh, better luck next time my old friend, you are referring to El Año de Carranza, which is the year that follows El AÑO DE HIDALGO, better luck next time, Armando.