“Oh, the humanity »… Herb Morrison.

Oh, “Suffering Succotash »… Cancel culture prevents us from using the 11th letter trice to signal a strike. It’s for the best, so long KAY!

Asked by a very angered Empire why he was going on STRIKE in the middle of a swing, CGT Honcho and mustache hall of famer Philippe Martinez responds:

— You keep screaming in the back of my ears, “STRIKE”… and that’s what I do, man!!! I STRIKE!

— IT’S What I Do.

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Runners on 1st and 2nd with one out and Louise Michel at the mound is showing quite a command of her signature “Windmill Slider ball”, Martinez swings and it’s Strike Two — Macron takes off trying to steal Third Base but The Emperor behind the plate is already sending a cannon ball to Chuck  De Gaulle and that’s two and one to go, Little Jupiter missed the steal. La tal Marine Perrine Le Pen remains at first and Philippe Martinez goes on Strike…. that motherfucker!!!

In local news, French people have the distinct honor of joining the 100,000 coronavid club, but judging from the new sitting areas that are springing up along the gutters next to bistro bars the devil may care.

Still to come, “El coronel no tiene putas que le escriban”… only on TELEVISA-UNIVISION.

“Quand je serai grand je serai a COMMERCIAL ».

Today’s CGT Strike is being brought to you by the Queen of Great Britain who just sent a KISS-CAM jingle dedicated to Prince Philip who is sitting next to the Military Industrial Complex squad near Third Base, the audio memento arrives in the voice of Adele and her 007 Bond hit: 🎶 Never forget, you work for me. Prince Philip of course takes the message with a smile and a cup of tea, because “Desperation” is so British, güey, and Prince Philip is of course Greek.