En resúmenes, mujer… me sully-bellas.

For the record, Charlie Kirk is Dead and that’s a fact, naturally, Donald John Trump went golfing instead of assisting his memorial.

Caro y Amparo.

🎶 Son tus perjúmenes, mujer
los que me sulivellan

In Paris, France, radiofrance went on strike to protest against the MEXICANIZATION of france culture 🟣 and an advertorial affront on their programming that could turn fip into a 🚐 mobile 📡 advertising 🤑 enterprise that peddles mattresses on Bastille Day or [during] any of France’s 150 paid holidays, which coincidentally the government, those blue-suit wearing bureaucrat basterds, are actively trying to cut down to 148.

El Ocho, ese.

🎶 los que me sulivellan

Case-in-point, Öüï started this coverage with Órbita 106.7 FM in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, a few months ago. Out of the blue 🔵, the internet transmission (relay) of that stations’ programming suffered a budgetary cut forcing the director there to send all program capsules to the Mexican Institute of The Radio (IMER in Spanish) in Mexico City via a dictaphone device first (or so it seems) considering the crappy sound that comes out of the speakers on the other side of the transmission once MEXICO CITY sends the integral part of Julio Guereca’s mamadas on to the “interwebs” and as one might imagine, listening to either Soda Stereo or Metallica in mono is shameful, to say the least; whereas Horizonte 92.3 FM, an IMER sister station on that spectrum sounds crisp and in Stereo™️.

🎶 son Tus perjúmenes mujer

It’s the tyranny of federalism and the Central Monopoly of Bureaucrats over the provinces, estados, or commonwealths (if youse from Kentucky or Pennsylvania).

Surely, there has got to be one of them Chicago Style motherfucker who wrote this spiel in AP Style for the M.L.A. crowd … irregardless-es-ese, Öüï’s gonna use a “Pasito Duranguense” on the “Chuntaro Song”.

🎶 Tus labios pétalos en flor
Como te soripeyan

Jason Bateman anda bien arreglado… El Perro Chupón reporta

Los Tucanes de Guadalajara llegaron desde Tijuana con El Ocho 🎱

Pepper Brooks origin story, “An Underground Story”.

En Jalisco los charros nacen con tangas y sombrero de panadero francés en la cocina de Chavela Vargas… en Costa Rica, donde las corrientes se cruzan con corrientes y por eso Vicente Fernández se fue a rodar en Colombia. Aguas, va a llover pinches TECOS.

En Jalisco los mayates no son de Long Beach, and in Compton los jotitos son de Tlajomulco en la galaxia de la noria.

Let’s get Físicol, physical.
China Easton ameniza
el pozole rojo del gimnasio en la magnesia.
Eduardo “boxer shorts” PoliVoz jala el telón.

Ewe hairy basterds

In case Ewe fuckers at the FCC didn’t notice, yesterday and To They is OZARKS appreciation day on the Morning Mika Show.

The Law is not in because of a strike

Kindergarten censor with a spray gun… you think that Arnie is going to wash it all away? Think again, Arnold forgot about his father’s Nazi roots and is now playing along with Leni Riefenstahl’s heritage WILL.

Nothing to see here, please move along.

If the accent fits, motherfucker.

En Guanatos se cayó el Chipi-chipi del cuñado de Polanco.