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Nigga Pah-Liz!!! Eye don’t Kneed nuttin’ but a Güd Thyme

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Creative Commons and all that jazz : La la Lala La la là ; La la la la. Snapshot by Mí and the finger bang touch of Armando Segovia. Copy left because La Gauche are a bunch of cunts.

Thyme, what is it good for?

1. Fuck The Hell Yeah

and

Here they come — Penelope en Cannes

Absolutely nut Meg, Ryan. Ah-Sock It!, to Mí#

2. La Concha de Catherine (de nuevo) en la flecha de Notre Dame de Paris

and

La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento
Muta d’accento
E di pensiero
🪶

3. The sound of porn on GREY and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier of VE Day.

This is, Last Week to They with your host…

Peter Frampton comes alive, in•deed!!! Frampton comes alive with a little help from The Stones when Frampton plays The Deadline in•deed and on a Big Ol’Jet Airliner from Qatar airways… what a time to be alive on the 700 Club 🛬

Porn Is In The Ear of BB’s Hearing Device

Épisode summary: United Statesians, formally “americans” learn to use an abacus 🧮 at the Austerity Universe.

Picture her as a French Tattoo on a Fantasy Island episode of The Twilight of Our Lives, Alive.

The Plane! The plane!

King Louie, aquí huele a PRADA!!!

Now last night Marjolena Kalten-Porten Disney might’ve thought that she laid down the perfect Mickey Mouse soundtrack, —but she didn’t.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /podcasts /club-jazzafip /sophie-fontanel

Musical guest Célia CRUZ and her signature scream,  « ¡AZUFRE!!! », it used to be “¡Ah-Zhúka!!!, but the sacramental Wine is already sweet enough.

Serpent on the verge of wrapping around a shinny brand Knew coq.

 

Marjolena forgot about Disney’s signature response to the Coma~Caca Co. Christmas Anthem, “I’d like to give the world a polar bear,” titled:

“It’s a small world after ‘ol”.

Ok, Öüï now returns to 5-Puntos del número cinco al número uno.

número cuatro:

Ale lu Jah. Francés ensamblado como una estela… Ale es nombre propio de Alejandro o Alejandra, que aquí representa la parte sin glande para la misma Ale que ya leyó otra puta publicación de Jah.

Lastly, briefly and, for the ages

And in Paris, France, all quiet in Central Park… nothing to write home about. Bear with it, and Elise Jordania… for Kennedy’s Sake 🍶 you’re supposed to eat the worm 🐛 not skin the cub 🐻.

The Birth of Venus, a new take where The Clam has risen to the top. The concept is not new to U.S., ask Catherine Deneuve.

On the next segment, Synchronized Swimming narrated by The Marquis de Sade who is literally coming to Ewe live from la Place de Victoires.

It’s all Greek to Mí. 

Police Synchronicity III — La Casita… 3 Mercedes, 4 Mustangs y un Jaguar. 🏋🏻‍♀️🥊🥋🤺 “y que te bendiga Dios.”

Previously on “Lo Negro” del Partenón de Alfredo Durazo Moreno.

Keeping with the family tradition, only a Kennedy can get away with death. On both ends of the killing.

Meanwhile in VERSAILLES at LA Riviera MAYA, Lisa Kudrow and The History Cult Jam Club can’t believe that Mika Brzezinski is reading about The Time in the Actual Time!!!

Over at Le Crystal Bar Brasserie at the Argentine Metro stop next to the Arc on the Lido, Willie Geist just passed the “Casting Couch” event. Pablo Torre just found out and his Guayabera just got stained and Willie Geist don’t care 💅🏽.

Willie Geist is now having a Fag³ 🚬 overlooking the Qatar Embassy on Wagram and Hoche.

Ah, yes… the Romans.

³~. What Rosbifs call their after coitus nicotine fix.

To hell with David, Zionism is racist… But First!!!

Sandrine Gomes is going out with Benny Blanco and over at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon it’s the End Of The World as Erin Brockovich, knew it; heck she only had to give the whole town a blow job in the year 2000 to warn U.S. All.

Benny Blanco moved to Paris, Susana Puveda reports from a snowy neige, or something like that at the Coleen del Monde Árabe. Cous cous for couscous coucou.

Shalom, and all that jazz… and fuck, Salomon³, aussi.

— Sorry for your loss, welcome 🇮🇱 to Tijuana.
French filmmakers have been going there (and other assorted border shit holes) for 15 years, so maybe they (French cinéma) can fix your nightmare into a nice night at the movies.

But speak of the devil, Nice 🎇🎆🧨, eva’Hoid of “The Youth Gone Wild”? It’s a little ditty from Sébastien Bach on Skid Row, and if your name is Michael Verga at Generali near Pessicart there, then you know that doctor Poisson’s Mother Should Know. Heck, Freddy Cats molded the little “patrones” back in 2011 in Montreuil-sous-Bois.

Schiltz outings… if youse out of Schlitz®, you’re out of Schiltz : » Sometimes, Raymond leaves his retirement home somewhere in the suburbs for an incursion in his old stomping grounds of Les Halles. I call out to him, though I shouldn’t. With suspicious eyes, he finally recognizes me, and off he goes… for his hospital adventures, operations on his stomach and elsewhere. He lifts his pants to reveal his varicose legs. I’ve always hated Saint-Roch with his toga lifted over his cyst. I can’t take it anymore, it’s got to stop, but I’m paralyzed by a certain education. But next time, I’m sure I won’t get any closer – um, [but] I’m not sure. Make of it what you will! I never had any empathy for Raymond ».

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /la-maison-blanchec-condamne-les-présidents-de-universite-apres-une-audience-controversee-au-congres-sur-le-ISRAEL

Hey, it worked for Rodriguez! And then Zimmerman won the TNT prize (Nobel). Look it up, it’s under ‘dinamite’.

In Nazareth News:

[ A veces, Raymond sale de su casa de retiro en algún lugar de los suburbios para hacer una incursión a su vieja guarida, Les Halles. Le llamo, pero no debería. Con cara de desconfianza, finalmente me reconoce, y se va… a sus aventuras en el hospital, sus operaciones en el estómago y en otros sitios. Se levanta los pantalones para mostrar sus piernas varicosas. Siempre odié a Saint-Roch con su toga… sobre su bubón. No puedo soportarlo más, tiene que parar, pero estoy paralizada por una cierta educación. Pero la próxima vez, definitivamente me mantendré alejada – um, no estoy segura. Al que le caiga el veinte³! Nunca he sentido empatía por Raymond. ]

— Mister Greenbalt, of The Anti-defamation League, please note that every contract for maintenance of F-16 Fighters from Rayethon in Israel is a Genocide Call for Palestinian children, and yes, their pelvic bones (Palestinien kids) where destroyed by a 30 second Boom! They, (Palestinien kids) however, don’t get the spotlight like the women and children whom Benjamin Netanyahu, ignored for nearly 24 hours as ISRAEL former proxy-friend, HAMAS, was blazing the “ol’ Number 6” minus the cattle, and if you fail to spot the reference to Mel Brooks, then filter the tag search for Count Basie at the Mann’s Chinese Theater in 1973, just before Sundown in SANTIAGO de Chile.

Just watching the axis, eh? : Lend Mí Your Comb.
“Parfois, Raymond quitte sa maison de retraite quelque part en banlieue pour une incursion dans son ancien fief, les Halles. Je l’interpelle, je ne devrais pas. L’œil soupçonneux, enfin, il me reconnaît, et c’est parti… pour ses péripéties hospitalières, ses opérations au ventre et ailleurs. Il soulève ses pantalons pour découvrir ses jambes variqueuses. J’ai toujours détesté Saint-Roch avec sa toge relevée au-dessus de son bubon. Je n’en peux plus, il faut que ça s’arrête, m’enfuir, mais je suis paralysée par une certaine éducation. La prochaine fois, c’est sûr, je ne m’approche pas – hum, je n’en suis pas certaine. Comprend qui peut ! Je n’ai jamais eu d’empathie pour Raymond.“

So, please stop harassing the University dean’s, unless you denounce the big Military Aid for Benjamin Netanyahu’s re-election in a Trump world.

Any how, AXIOS VandeHei, since my vote does not count, why vote? I hope that Biden wins, but if he loses, meh. Bring on The Third Reich. This time around, if Trump wins, Paris will begin to look like Manhatt’N… if Hitler had won.

But then, A-gain, the French don’t mind. Vive La TFI 🇫🇷.

,.. so how could I dance with another?
This is how terrorists are born, Marianne, and fuck your sister Liberty, also.

³~. Sorry if I misspelt your S.E.A.L.

Go ahead, shoot the Campus Dean when it hurts Rayethon and their industry. Infamy, Eye tells Ewe, In°Famy. And that, Cousin Joe… is the full circle between the Venn Diagrams of Pearl Harbor and Eisenhower’s Farewell Address, Issy, fuck Ronald Reagan.

And, Willie Geist, what is fashionable for Mick Jagger is game for Mark DAVID Chapman. Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, mister 🇬🇧.Cameron.

RingDough StarKey submarine follows., Followed by the secret Jodorowski basterd’s on France24.

In local news, Governor Chris Christy was on a steady doughnut diet, but the Phat Phuck had to down a Vindaloo cupcake.

Peh Double R Eh Oh in The U.S.A.

Man, Eye does not know what is going on with the Hearthland, but D.A.T. D.A.R.E. motion between Mississippi and Arkansas, and Kentucky and Tennessee sure are lighting up Indiana.

18 hours later, The Senate will remain being the Senate, with a jacked-up Supreme Court, and a current president who like all of his money shots (photo-opportunities) as if the American Election was a DON KING boxing event in South East Asia or that place called Africa.

Over at Mars Mom's house

Over at Mars Mom’s house 🤶🏻 6459968B-6258-425E-80FF-DB482518FBAB 🎅🏻 with D.A.T. in mind Öüï is happy to inform the WAY TOO EARLY crowd that Kasie Hunt won the BETTS against Baby Mars-es-es other Parental unit, but there was a price to pay, and Mr. Dad played the role of Daddy Yankee.

Is the count BANAL? Let’s ask Chance, knot the rapper, but the actual “occurrence of events in the absence of any obvious intention or cause¹”.

With that in mind, let u.s. flip the PAGES, —yes, brothers in Siestas— pages in motherfucking plural, of two editions of Robert’s little dic.

But FO’ist, since Öüï is allowing the “paid professionals” to record history in the making, and Eye took the day off, here is the backstory on Chance, ISSY, Serendipity’s little fucking minions are all up in this bitch, Ari Melber.

One thing before Öüï flips the page to n°87 of 1972 in the spread above, is that We The Staff of This (here) Most non-Consequential blog did instruct Paola Ramos to “Sink” Florida, but that goddamned Vice with the Bacardi crowd is one difficult habit to break. Today, Florida redefined what the “it’s morning in America” propagation means to that Hispanic monolith in the Gulf of Mexico.

… jump to page 87, BAN.

Meanwhile at the TELEMUNDO headquarters

María Teresa Kumar is covering for Avi Velshi who broke out of the spin room D.A.R.E. and is now somewhere in the vicinity of Carolina North… or was it South‽ It doesn’t matter. Over in Aruba, the son of a Spanish parliamentarian in the EU and Venezuelan opposition leader is looking for a “coyote” to take him to Madrid.

https ://elpais .com /internacional /2020-10-25 /el-lider-opositor-venezolano-leopoldo-lopez-llega-a-madrid .html

Evilest place on Earth

Evilest place on Earth .:. E5320BA0-F354-4C75-8C4F-69E42901858E 🐊 Preliminary reports from the Velshi indicate that following Lorde Lorne’s advertisement for AFRICA, JOEY, Chayo and Tere booked a flight to LAGOS and the departure stub showed no return date.

Be on the lookout for a cowboy hat wearing Canadian, probably Dazed and Confused, and possibly chasing The Amy… or something like that. At the Rockefeller Center, Maria Teresa just got stung by the Ron Burgundy teleprompter syndrome and el Santo Oficio has given her a penitence of 5 (cinco) Rosarios, y un Amy Maria.

You might notice (if you squint effectively) that on the dentil above, and as promised, Alicia Menendez is not a happy camper and that’s because Alicia could not go on the aforementioned trip to Africa because somebody has to cover the Dissonance at the Supreme Court.

[Still to Come: ROCK LOBSTER VERSION FLAMENCO]

Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery 🦞 Because ÖÜÏ literally can’t MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!

Fans of the show will note that California democratic senator, Diane Feinstein will not be getting a shout–out from Alicia Menendez considering that Feinstein is credited as single-back–handedly giving the SUSAN COLLINS baton to Lisa MURKOWSKI; the one difference from the COLLINS approach is that Collins is a blow-up doll for the Welfare QUEENS of the GOP*, while Murkowski is a strip club hostess with a strap-on Dildo on a hotdog bun… and she just used TENNESSEE as a tray.

*The Republican Party

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For those wondering where in the World is Cecily Strong, rest assured that she is doing the Lorde’s Work, indeed, the SNL diva is in Spain celebrating Catherine Deneuve’s birthday. Cecily took the trip as an opportunity that because now, more than EVA, la concha de Catherine debe adornar lo alto de la nueva flecha de Nuestra Señora de París.

https ://smoda .elpais .com /celebrities /catherine-deneuve-fotos /100394381 /image /100394383

Bonus Track:

No canta pero como grita!!!

No canta pero como grita!!!

National Awareness Frida Theys — Lotería Nacional

… [L]as Jaras; La Concha; El Elefante, — ¡Lotería!

Hear Mí out, Franck, all öüï are saying is that it’s Weekend Edition and that the following must be read in a “Ray Bones” voice:

https ://www .washingtonpost .com /nation /2020/07/10 /goya-boycott-trump/ ?utm_ source=reddit .com

El perfil de una visita

Saturno… El perfil de una cena .:. 5A6549F4-E3D1-49B4-A76A-F6FFBE39AAEB ✈️🧱 La Visita fue una bofetada para los boricuas afectados por MARÍA.

— They say that the fucking secret to Chiaroscuro lies between Light and Shade.

Catching up with the Third World:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /amp /responde-eu-a-nota-diplomatica-de-mexico-por-rapido-y-furioso -8531 .html

“It speaks for itself”

“It speaks for itself” .:. AE2CFE64-95BB-41E6-9000-943942C7AFB0 .:. Responde EU a nota diplomática de México por ‘Rápido y furioso’.

“The Obliteration of the Rule of Law”…
My oh my, Is Eye glad he wacked-off before the Start of tonight’s show.

 

It’s Saturday Night Morning with Chris Matthews

Musical guest:

Page 9

Page 9: Un oasis de horror en medio de un desierto de aburrimiento. CHARLES BAUDELIERE .:. FCF0366F-BA35-4D2B-AE5F-A55FDB5760D7 🔊 If it seems out of place, Eye can guarantee you, that it is not, as for me, i can’t remember how long it took to read “Los Detectives” de Bolaño for the first time while inhabiting the dorms of a “school of mines” in El Paso, Texas, what i can tell all of the non-readers of this most non–consequential blog is that the second  time around, it took u.s. from the end of February 2017 to around the time that Emmanuel Macron became the Eight President of France’s Fifth Republic, at the time we [the staff] were for the most part wasting away and loathing in a cheap Levallois hotel room in front of what would become the city‘s Music Conservatoire dorms. Today, for no particular reason,  öüï begin to tackle the “crazy pilgrimage to Santa Teresa” of Bolaño before that chileno departed El Horizonte (Horizon City… look it up,  ‘Amigos y Ciudadanos Morenos de Sicilia en Francia, —con Freddy Cats en Montreuil— 2011/2013*). 🔃 For the record, i, Armando Segovia, wanted to read this “little pamphlet” of 793 pages from the mind of Bolaño back in December 2010 when we [the staff] received the GO AHEAD from THE FRENCH CONSULATE in SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA to travel to Paris and, WATCH–RECORD–Critique–CONFRONT and THEN WRITE about Mexicans in France; however, Catch–22 (at the préfecture de police) and, LA FRONTERA DE CRISTAL (of Mexicans who collaborated with THE 6éme bureau of that dépôt) really–really–REALLY got in the way of u.s. checking out the only chileno (next to Victor Jara*) worth a damn, so 2666, here we are, WELCOME TO SUNLAND PARK (race track and casino On My Mind) in France.

* Salvador Allende excluded from this commentary, directed to LA CIA. Resentida.

Burying The Lead
y
Periodismo Salvaje

Eye likes his town

Eye likes his town .:. 107F5ABA-F2D5-43A3-B334-EA6AC9C60588 … with a little bit of Poison, just like Waits says.

Over the Queens
and
across The Brooklyn Bridge,
it’s time for:

The Weekend of Warren on the Bonds, and since the TimeLine on this most —MotherFucking— non-consequential blog is non–linear we send a signal to the fip Sirens and of course, esas Femmes d’Affaires at High Noon in Central frogmen times: Viva la libertad, just don’t be secretive or COY about it, ISSY, the next time we meet, Ms. Crow, Eye will not tell you that you are the only one, so please don’t expect a prince on a White Horse, ¿vale? because the sexes cut both ways.

It's just a Hand in The Bush — No more tears

It’s just a Hand in The Bush — No more tears .:. 165673C3-8640-4FC4-8BFE-F5F79F4A1AFA 🦵🏻Although it is illegal and against the law (two separate charges) to call a woman « Femme » in France, öüï the staff celebrate your conchas and, we [the staff] want nothing more than to see Her particular concha (in the role of a Young Cecily Strong) replace Le Coq de Notre Dame de Paris. Indeed, Franck, öüï do.

Let’s Play Deneuve, again… “el comandante está aqui”, dijo Paolo Conte, ¡sírvanle un Vermouth, chingada madre!

Featuring: Johnny Hallyday and an Agent with No Time to Die… and if youse a Freak like Colin Jost then you’ll understand the pitch. Let’s Play Hardball, —Denuevo!

And now, a Public Service Announcement:
Deer, Lorde Lorne, you have really  have  got to stop beating your musical guest for the Weekend on your show… motherfucker! What Are you, Canadian‽ And why, Lorde Lorne? Why is Michael Che not allowed on the stage dais at the end of the show—you think öüï don’t notice? Eye bets that Michael Che’s absence when the credits start to roll is because the stage at the end of the show was stipulated as a “safe space” for Jost, eh!

Tell Mí Eye is lying?
You can’t.