Meanwhile at the TELEMUNDO headquarters

María Teresa Kumar is covering for Avi Velshi who broke out of the spin room D.A.R.E. and is now somewhere in the vicinity of Carolina North… or was it South‽ It doesn’t matter. Over in Aruba, the son of a Spanish parliamentarian in the EU and Venezuelan opposition leader is looking for a “coyote” to take him to Madrid.

https ://elpais .com /internacional /2020-10-25 /el-lider-opositor-venezolano-leopoldo-lopez-llega-a-madrid .html

Evilest place on Earth

Evilest place on Earth .:. E5320BA0-F354-4C75-8C4F-69E42901858E 🐊 Preliminary reports from the Velshi indicate that following Lorde Lorne’s advertisement for AFRICA, JOEY, Chayo and Tere booked a flight to LAGOS and the departure stub showed no return date.

Be on the lookout for a cowboy hat wearing Canadian, probably Dazed and Confused, and possibly chasing The Amy… or something like that. At the Rockefeller Center, Maria Teresa just got stung by the Ron Burgundy teleprompter syndrome and el Santo Oficio has given her a penitence of 5 (cinco) Rosarios, y un Amy Maria.

You might notice (if you squint effectively) that on the dentil above, and as promised, Alicia Menendez is not a happy camper and that’s because Alicia could not go on the aforementioned trip to Africa because somebody has to cover the Dissonance at the Supreme Court.


Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery 🦞 Because ÖÜÏ literally can’t MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!

Fans of the show will note that California democratic senator, Diane Feinstein will not be getting a shout–out from Alicia Menendez considering that Feinstein is credited as single-back–handedly giving the SUSAN COLLINS baton to Lisa MURKOWSKI; the one difference from the COLLINS approach is that Collins is a blow-up doll for the Welfare QUEENS of the GOP*, while Murkowski is a strip club hostess with a strap-on Dildo on a hotdog bun… and she just used TENNESSEE as a tray.

*The Republican Party


For those wondering where in the World is Cecily Strong, rest assured that she is doing the Lorde’s Work, indeed, the SNL diva is in Spain celebrating Catherine Deneuve’s birthday. Cecily took the trip as an opportunity that because now, more than EVA, la concha de Catherine debe adornar lo alto de la nueva flecha de Nuestra Señora de París.

https ://smoda .elpais .com /celebrities /catherine-deneuve-fotos /100394381 /image /100394383

Bonus Track:

No canta pero como grita!!!

No canta pero como grita!!!

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