Will she, don one of the “it’s a small world after all” atuendos from the early Disneyland theme parks or, will Jackie go for the mid-West farmer daughter’s 👗 dress?

La frase maldita… needs a muy buena foto to go with that coat.

STOP THE WEEKEND ! ! !

Jacqueline Alemany can’t dance but she makes a mean Pa’Yeya !?… It’s like a paella 🥘 but it’s shaken not stirred, like the traditional Spanish gumbo.

You look like a gangster!

In Washington, Jackie Alemany raided Chilli Palmer’s wardrobe and she punched John Travolta’s snout to wear that Al Pacino’s leather jacket.

Any 🦉 hoot, Septic and who?

Bite-size affordability 🍕 the real pizza gate at Trump Tower.

Cruelty is their trademark and The End of The Road for American Exceptionalism.

¡Corre y se va!!!
El Bebé 🚼, La Policía 👮🏻‍♀️, La Sandía 🍉, …

Over at the Pierre Cardin Community College, style on the Mexican bingo is getting expelled. And over at the I.C.E. universe, Tocqueville would have a field day, and Napoleon III would be getting giddy-with ideas for Devil’s Island in Guyana.