Proust was off-course, a flaming fag 🥐

For What It’s Worth, Marjolena Portenkalten-Baseball, i did mentioned yesterday (in Pig Latin, mind Ewe) before the Italia vS USA baseball match, i-reckon right about the time when Cousin Joe was dissing Mexico and, praising Marco Rubio calling him a “formidable” presidential candidate, as compared to the hillbilly assigned to n°1 Observatory Circle in D.C., that the ITALIAN OPERA was not over until Barbara singed, and so who would have “thunk” it? It’s looking like a SPAGETTHI Series at the Baseball Classic that little ol’ i was not even monitoring, how’bout that, eh?

Yesterday @TheRealWorldSeries, later tomorrow on CET, them WOPS are going to take on the role of MASIOSARE, sources close to Garibaldi relay that a mariachi there heard it from a photographer at MENCHO’s funeral that the ITALIANS were going to take the Mexican seal on the national team’s flag and replace it with a Spagetthi plate with marinara sauce.

 

On a personal take, Mike Barnicle (you son-of-a-bitch!) Italy’s victory over the Evil Empire’s roster in Houston sure seems like that time when the playground bully gets puched in the fucking mouth for the first time. Here’s Captain Aaron Judge‘s reflection after the 8 to 6 loss to them fucking ginnys from Napoli:

Italian photographer tried to take some photos of the funeral for the Cartel boss that was killed in Mexico last week and was attacked by some of the mourners
byu/Jevus_himself inPublicFreakout

 

You always like having your destiny in your own hands, and we had it right in front of us,” he said. “Italy is a great team, and they definitely showed it today… Now, we just need a little luck, and we’ll see what happens.

 

Oh, che arroganza! “Ricordate l’Alamo, americani di merda!”, and in the words of Francisco Cervelli, “questo è uno dei giorno più bello della mia vita.”

… and FranceTú does not even have to wait for Apolline de Mañana because Öüï could do La Madeleine hoy por [aquello del ] medio día if Eye wanted to.

El Mentecato de las madeleines de Trump

 

… and Alicia Menendez, Seth Meyers is such a news junkie with that Orange County pundit from The Bay ; same bay where Exodus gave their first begotten son (Kirk) to the the Master of Puppets after the drummer in that band sent Mustaine to Devil’s Island, it was a deal that James made with the French on boulevard Poissonnière, just a few steps from their bendita Madeleine.

… and Katty Kay :

The cocksocker got a Mexican reward for that exchange but instead of a “gallery” or a radio show like the one on Fréquence Paris Pluriel, Hetfield scored himself a pub 🍻, it cost him an ‘i’ but the son-of-a-bitch gained an ‘ɘ’. Rumor has it that it represents the 😈 head  that Metallica gained when they took Hammett to their circle in High School Hell… Issy-‘’-Exodus.

What in the world is Jackie wearing today?

Will she, don one of the “it’s a small world after all” atuendos from the early Disneyland theme parks or, will Jackie go for the mid-West farmer daughter’s 👗 dress?

La frase maldita… needs a muy buena foto to go with that coat.

STOP THE WEEKEND ! ! !

Jacqueline Alemany can’t dance but she makes a mean Pa’Yeya !?… It’s like a paella 🥘 but it’s shaken not stirred, like the traditional Spanish gumbo.

You look like a gangster!

In Washington, Jackie Alemany raided Chilli Palmer’s wardrobe and she punched John Travolta’s snout to wear that Al Pacino’s leather jacket.

Any 🦉 hoot, Septic and who?

Bite-size affordability 🍕 the real pizza gate at Trump Tower.

Cruelty is their trademark and The End of The Road for American Exceptionalism.

¡Corre y se va!!!
El Bebé 🚼, La Policía 👮🏻‍♀️, La Sandía 🍉, …

 

Over at the Pierre Cardin Community College, style on the Mexican bingo is getting expelled. And over at the I.C.E. universe, Tocqueville would have a field day, and Napoleon III would be getting giddy-with ideas for Devil’s Island in Guyana.