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11 of U.S. dead and one French… but you better not kill the groove

“Call Mí, Jean del Jardín, Alexandra, and then Öüï might “collaborate” but du Jardin better not drag George Clooney with Audrey on stand-by.

A better headline would be : Pete is a denying bitch, which is why his final PHOTOGRAPH was in the Mussolini pose ⸸.

All You Need Is Love
witt Musical Guest :
Dead French For Trump

… in yesterday’s news : https ://www .femmeactuelle .fr /actu /appelez-moi-jean-dujardin-sinon-grosse-gaffe-dans-telematin-une-chroniqueuse-confond-audrey-lamy-avec-sa-soeur

And now… something completly different, o como dicen los franceses-es : does that hat come with gray poupon?

 

Öüï don’t need no stinking Éphémérides

Tonight on the Marjolena Kalten-Portentelephone : ?is hate fun¿ Find out at 19h, 7pm if youse in Potomac times.

Fool Moon Over Faux Voltiere

Fuckn’ kids, Ewe tells those fuckers “Come As You Are” and the little psychos take your Word for IT!, —DAT motherfucker.

… any 🦉 hoot, hoy no hubo Jazz, David Ignatius… didn’t you hear Pete Hegseth, you old fuck?… Öüï must protect our bodily fluids. Jesus Christ, Ignatius.

Dime-a-dozen

But yes Marjolaine, little ol’ i wants you. Tonight at 19h33, don’t be late… still to come : Chavela Sör Ling.

I de diciembre, MMXXV³

³~. Secretary of Defense (war) Peter Hegseth has ordered that all Arabic numbers be removed and replaced by Roman numerals in honor of the mighty mighty Mars.

War Porn and Rule 34 follows, Secretary Heghset masturbates to Franklin the R.O.T.C. turtle.

 

Note to non-readers : if the interwebs re-directed your browser inquiry to this most non-cosequential blog, please be advised that war gore will not be found on this IP ; Gore War, on the other hand will be copiously displayed, but that is only because in the summer of 86′ Gore invented the “interwebs” while listening to Brian Adams “Summer of ’69” so, Gore can display whatever “Study Act” Gore wants ; his wife (madam PMRC) however, she will not be allowed anywhere near TAFKAP’s “Darling Nikki” nor GnR’s “My Michelle”.

Eye didn’t make the rules, Öüï simply display the facts, ma’am… just the facts.

 

https ://www .dictionary .com /slang /rule-34/

Now don’t get Mí started on the whatnots of rule 63, really, don’t.

Langue doc, do you speak it?

¡Olé! Like Bull, it’s a three-letter word… and for the record 🔍 The Pink Panther’s tail is the third letter in the alphabet 🔎 or the letter “see” if you can spell MEXICO… sin acento, —of course. Tecate, invita.

Well hot-diggity-dog, Öüï got U.S. an old fashion ball game for All Hallows Eve, who knows, maybe all The Saints might come marching in if the Séries crosses over to November in E.S.T. ; in C.E.T. however, it is already a guarantee that Game Six will begin AFTER MIDNIGHT on All Saints Day… Día de Los Fieles Difuntos if you speak the Langue, —doc.

“A coin toss,” that’s what 50 Billion buys U.S. !

 

Well i’ll-be-damned… i was under the impression that Tucker Carlson was a “neo-Con” after 5 pm in EST and a closeted Nazi all-day long. It! (that motherfucker) goes to show Ewe just how little Öüï knows about bullfighting…

News from the Louvre, a new doctrine is in the midst and it transcends The Potomac (con ínfulas del Nilo) all the way to The Yangtze, the new doctrine called by people-who-know on the Carlson Tucker Show reference the policy as the “Don Monroe” doctrine in honor of all of the criminal enterprises (gangsters) who in different epochs and eras controled the world. The first order of business for the new warlords is to shut elected officials from intelligence briefings where “fisherman hunting” attacks are discussed and planed.

 

if Eye is KKKnot mistaken, a ese quite³ lo llaman “El Trincherazo” and The Pharaoh of Texcoco executed it better than any of Alexander The Great’s heir in the Ptolomy region of Africa.

³~. Pronounced Ki-té, if you don’t speak the Langue, doc

It pays to know what’s coming, Cousin Joe is moving to 👅 Languedoc.

☢️ ⚾ ☢️

🎶 Let’s Go Dodgers — game one

First base runner of the night, told you he was going to walk that Güey 🍁. If only Eye’d “micro bet” like Ewe do.

Top of the first.

 

See you at the middle of the Seventh… for some crackers, Jacques!

Bottom of the 2nd:
Dodgers 1 – BJ’s 0 with the bases loaded, 🎶 Let’s Go Dodgers ⚾ Othani on deck

Pete’s on parade… and mister Betts walks to 1st.

 

Bottom of the 3rd :

🎶  Let’s-go—LAD’s … Mookie goes home, Dodgers 2 – BJ’s 0, runner-on-third ; Two Down… and it’s off to the middle of the 3rd.

Bottom of the 4th :

… nothing to see here.

Top of the 4th  :

Blue Jays homer, Tijuana on first ; tied game 2-2

Bottom of the 5th :

… we’ve got a game ladies in Gemini. Tied game al tú por tú.

Ballroom blitz…

 

Bottom of the 6th :

Nothing to see here… Meh. Ronald Reagan commercial goes here ; Ewe gots’ to give TORONTO credit, Fuck The Queen, and I am not talking about Melania.

It’s night time in America 🛒📈 🇨🇦 🧾 🇺🇸 📉

 

Top of the 6th… Bases loaded, bullpen change-up, oh boy! Feels like a GAME 7. LAD walks in a run with bases loaded, Tijuana Strolls to home plate ;  BJ’s 3 LAD 2, no outs ; BJ’s Score Toronto 5 – LAD 2… Dodgers go to the toolbox and it’s the third pitcher for the night and, oh boy — GRAND SLAM TORONTO 🍁 9 – 🇺🇸 2… Tijuana sends one out of the dome Blue Jays 11 – Los Angeles Dodgers 2

Bottom of the 7th:

🎶 All Right Now, Let’s go Dodgers… Othani delivers hits one out of Left Field. Dodgers 4 — BJ’s 11

 

🥜 … not quitting, but it’s 5 a.m. in CET and it’s going to be a rough They in two hours here so, nighty nite, “America”.

Here’s a “proposition” … arbeit makes Ewe free, governor

Double-dipping to the 5th power… from the creators of “My Niggas In Paris” comes the story of HIDALGO : y que chingue a madre quien deje ALGO.

Tocqueville was a publicist, not a philosopher from La French Mancha 🫟… in this sense, Alexis was closer to a pundit than that guy³ with the funny hairstyle on the pages of Match or the Ari Melber Show on “The Beat”.

³~. Bernard-Henri Lévy… “a real-live philosopher”, according to Ari Melber.

Context follows.

 

In local news, retirees living life ‘through Rose Colored glasses’ will not have to worry about losing any benefits until the next French presidential general election or Russia’s incursion into NATO’s backyard (whichever happens first).

Not to be confused with « snow ❄️  flakes ».

 

Our word of the they is Heaux in French, which transliterates to Holy Ho! Is that a puppet in your pocket or one of them Guignols on 54th Street?

Taxi Driver … Goooooo, Dodgers! — Travis 🥩-House BICKLE got what he wanted, a president that would clean the cum out of his taxi 🚖 cab, at 63rd and Broadway.

 

Meanwhile in Chicago, USA, Hitler’s ‘crystal lens‘ can’t shine a light on Trump’s ICE-stapo there.

The Book Club for men… sometimes, anyhow.

 

Across the Potomac, the secretary of war is keeping his bodily fluids safe at The Pentagon, including the cum on his $10,000 toilets seats.

All Hail Saint Nicholas at The White House

Spirit of Corps starring Pete “Patton” Hegseth…

🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲🪿🌲

FI-FA-FO 🌲 Ho-Ho-Ho

 

The Day that Donald Trump turned the military brass into a NAZI goose-stepping club.

 

Breaking in Quantico, VA, Pete “Patton” Hegseth forbids chicken nuggets at all U.S. Military Post Exchanges.

Una Pura y Dos con Sal… TKT 🍋

Oh deer… 🏌️ 🏇 🏆 (71)

Average Veteran Here

No fighting in the war room.

Pete Hegseth pulls the “Napoléon leaves Egypt” maneuver on the Brass*.

Eye don’t give a fuck about The F.B.I.
Eye don’t give a fuck about The C.I.A.
Eye don’t give a fuck about L.S.D.
Eye don’t give a fuck about anything…

Goofy’s Concern
Butthole Surfers.

Sources close to the Ministry of War relay that Lady Liberty is fooling around on Freedom.

*~. Military Commands around the world Top Officers

Adventures in Translation and Interpretation : signs

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Some Guys… same breach happened to me in 2007 at William Beaumont Veterans Administration Center, in El Paso, Texas… but unlike Rep.Mikie Sherrill, I am not French. This is to say that little ol’average veteran cannot do anything about it, —except pay for that “low-level technician”.

 

In local news, 📱 Eye has friends 🍽️ in Low places 🇫🇷.

Señora CARMEN Lira³ de en La Jornada: ketchup, señora, KETCH-up, —get it?

³~. SAADE. Carmen Lira SAADE. Le diría que no SE me ápendeje ni se me quede atrás, pero luego sus intelectuales en Paris 1 Panthéon-Sorbonne me fruncirián más (mucho más) que su puta FRENTE (la de los intelectuales del progreso mexicano en x vernissage de algún HARTSTA en la Maison de l’América en la tina en Saint-Germaine-des-Prés).

Bodily Fluids en La Jornada and a white-headed Che Guevara wearing a suit.

Mmmm… pues:

Évry body’s talking ’bout
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Pop, pop, pop music)
(Shubi-doobie-wha)
Pop music 🎵 🎶 🎵 🎶

Issy-doña-Carmen, y sí… Dr. Wennodis told you and doña Vilma about Kubric way back in Sicilia’s days… remember SICILIA en La Madelaine, doña Carmen? Of course not. That would be unbecoming for Armando Tejada en El Universo de Ana Anabotarte en Madrid o del señor colombiano en la AFP (vecino de Gleason en “Italie 2”) por cierto la última vez que un mandatario mexicano, Claudia Sheinbaum en este caso, llena El ZÓCALO como fue cuando lo hizo Díaz Ordaz en el ’68.

12 de marzo, NACIMIENTO de Gustavo Díaz Ordaz, héroe de los Juegos Olimpicos del Verano/Otoño de 1968 ✊🏿. Jueves de CORPUS follows.