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@TheRealWhiteHouse — it’s president’s TACO chicken coop

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Regardless, Avi Velshi, regarde-les poules, and then “cherchez la femme”. But before you let the great Pundita in Red hand-feed you that SOMA dose, remember that whether you are referencing “animal husbandry” or “modular feelings of entrapment” —the chickens will come home to roost ✊🏽

 

CoreCivic, also-known-as, “NYSE: CXW” . It’s a buisness model taken straight out of the poultry section of Walmart (or your local supermarket, really) and La Comarca Lagunera de Torreón-Gómez-Lerdo, territorio de indios.

Don’t Call It : Animal Farm, and Ali Velshi, it has nothing to do with the Lion King franchise, it does however provide an echo of a BMW concentration camp like the very ones of Europe in first half of the 20th Century brand.

A Brave New Rancho, güey.

IMhO… it is not about the petrol, it is about what THE EPSTEIN released files show

In my humble observation, the Venezuelan oil is nothing more than “vino tinto” for Ivanka’s husband to auction-off to the highest cronies. I mean did they¹ or did they not¹ release the bulk of the REDACTED pages in the Epstein Transparency Law?

Well, mister Schumer, did they¹?

¹~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Epstein_Files_Transparency_Act

Bunch of Farm Animals.

 

Allow Mí, misiter Schumer to answer that for all the JEWS in your district, the anwer is no. Now go draft a resolution to get all “indignant” about it, like French people do. Eye tells you what Chucky-boy, “public sentiment” is a populist pipedream because the AMERICAN PUBLIC is stupid, period, full stop!

One for “the gipper”.

 

Meanwhile in Nantucket, well in Nantucket mister Scarborough finally gave his fleet of yachts a break after spending the past two weeks sojourning between iles in the better part of the Caribbean while listening to Fagan rock and that runaway Doobie who switched the herb for champagne… i “Keep Forgettin’” his name, but it rhymes with Miguel.

We Love Steph

Filipinos have feelings too, with Pablo Torre

Gypsy fantasy on a Zombie Movie with Phoenix.

Let’s get physical… with Olivia New Town John and the home of The Braves. Play Ball ⚾

Bring back green jobs.

 

Pelotero a la bola.

Backtrack

It’s the bottom of Giselle… sorry if i mispelled your name, Dave 🥂

Never mind The Odds, here comes The Primos

Entonces, mi querida Flavia where was I?

Fun, fun, fun with Paul Vario (Cicero, for goodfellas) on The Weekend… let’s talk about it now, Brzezinski, not 3 months from Yesterday, when I am out of Air Supply… fucking bus driver you.

 

And over at The Stock Store in Wall Street, Stephanie Rhule stars as SANTO Traficante.

https ://www .nytimes .com /2025/04/02 /a beatles-vancouver-demo-session

The birth of mop… EMI records lies here.

💭 Ah! Yes. Don’t Stop Mí Now because Ewe are all Amateurs and Eye is having such a good time and EMI•Lie Brun-Mun-Boul-Era-Mier in France Musique is wearing Hendrix for the 2025/2026 Opening Day Season at la Maison de don Radio.

¿Y yo qué saco, Violeta?

Parras, puras parras en La Vid 🍇.

The Best is The West, get here and I will do what follows and Ewe rest.

… let’s go fuck-os. On to they$ edition it’s all with ONO•MATO•PÉE$

You don’t know Hay, wey.

Let’s see, to they is Thursday, but in Hilo, Hawaii, Pineapple on la Regina is just a big no-no. Especially near las Maternelles de Nice and Calais. Sad news for Catholic priests good news for pizza lovers Évry where.

Blackhawk helicopter commits suicide over Washington’s International Airstrip

Paris, France_ The negative emotional impacts on the nuts and bolts operators, following the confirmation of a televisión host to lead the U.S. Theater of Operations caused havoc over the bullet proof soul of the United States in, América.

You’re not in Kansas anymore, evermore… and Zeppelin goes here 💥.

Fibra de óptica courtesy of the Kennedy Center for The Performing Arts

Earlier today (in CET) Missouri went to sleep with their little ‘ol “i’s” in wonder because Swift’s boyfriend is going to d’Isigny-land. Later at the end of the 11th hour at 4 ave. Gabriel* The Chiefs will be in misery once they turn on Morning Express to SEA the news.

So it goes…

 

A lo maduro, (1x)… América de los americanos

The 11th Hour, “Here, hear… 57 channels and nothing on, except Trou 🕳️ History and 34 felony counts”… que pase el desgraciado, señorita Laura. ¡Qué pase, Donald John Trump! Our Perpy President, “—rocking in the free world”. ¡Qué pase, señorita Laura, qué pase!

Animal Farm… and the Perpetrator’s Presidency of 2025, it’s from here to eternity, except that in this one (version of Universal) the Nazis win.

With musical guest:
Los As-Nos del Nuevo Mundo and The Dehydrated California Fire Hydrants.

Any 🦉 hoot, Symone Sanders, “and justice for all” not on your children’s lifetime, KNOT any Moore, knot any Moore just don’t let him be a Michael, we don’t need another SICKO, Öüï has Luigi Mangione, —more to the Point.

We now return to the End of Monday, where 7 fires in KTLA have taken Granada as Santa Anna* and his winds 🌬️  take a break for The Weekend and Catalina 🏝️ just don’t care.

Double META Speak in 1984 after the Animal Farm burned The Roof… Thanks, Obama!!!

Over at Snope Island, it’s a Fact, ma’am: it was the government, knot JSTOR. It’s was the government’s decision to push Aaron to commit suicide, as a Solution. Not JSTOR.

 

Es cosa del otro jueves … Renegados Tijuana

Sh-boom, pues… por la “panamericana”.

📎… Fania All Stars follow on episode 5, Carlson Daly hosts.

Life could be a dream, con maracas 🪇 and all that Jazz.

Familia Cabada y Mi Tocayo ARMANDO productions en Ciudad Juárez presenta:

Mientras USTED Dormía a la mona

Why can’t we be friends?

— Hi, I’m SIRIUS and you’re KNOT. In Tijuana Baja California, there is a new term in town and sources close to our world affairs correspondent, mister Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo, assure U.S. all in San Diego, just across MESA de OTAY that the word is not LOVE, far from it, the word is INSTITUTIONAL OBSEQUIOUSNESS, or as people who know, WHO morena-FRANCIA is, know that the word in Tijuana as far as LA FAMILIA CABADA and their little UHF 📺 signal goes is in fact: LAMBISCON de CLAUDIA Presidenta.

¡Arriba Los XOLOS!!!

Over at the 11th Hour with Pundita Bonita… Andrew Ross Sorkin just revealed that Stephanie Ruhle was diagnosed with Horse Tail Disease. Según mister SorKin, miss Ruhle caught the disease while shopping for Frida’s memorabilia and listening to Cold Play’s “Viva La Vida”.

Happy Birthday Captain Louis Renault

Today’s lucky Ween’er of the birthday suit Laguna edition of the Captain Louis Renault Award for the Year of the Wabbit 🐇 is none other than our favorite pundit, Stephanie Ruhle and the producers of the post-BriWi Show 🎹🥃

— 1939 – Ray Manzarek, American singer-songwriter, keyboard player, and producer († 2013)

Turístico en décalage a Compostela.

But, first, Los Hijos de Andrés Manolopez el obrador, move to Arteaga², Coahuila (en la Madre Patria… Madre Patria es un oxímoron natural, la Madre Patria is the quintessential “Bull Dyke” de los países bajos), any how, los Hijos del Peje, nobles que son esos hijos de puta, se trasladan a un albergue turístico para ver cómo chingados plantar cacao en una zona árida.

²~. No confundir con Ar°Ti°eda° porque eso es aragonés, not from SPAIN, o como diría Juanito Guanabacoa, “La Madre Pat, ría.”

La idea no es nueva, esos hijos de puta, es decir los hijos de la primera esposa del presidente de México, no el hijo de la presidenta nacional del D.I.F., porque los niños no se tocan, esos cabrones ya habían echado a perder una selva con sus pinches mamadas empresariales, así son los nobles.

[Witty zinger remark 🕳️ goes here]

— 1502 – Isabella I 🇪🇸 issues an edict outlawing Islam 🕋 in the Crown 👑 of Castile 🏰, forcing virtually all her Muslim ☪️ subjects ♟️ to convert to Christianity ✝️. Over in Santiago, 🇨🇱 Chile gets a capital, and 🇪🇨Ecuador quitó en Quito el derecho a los 🇵🇪 peruchos de negarle a 🧬 CHARLES DARWIN 🇬🇧 el derecho de ⚓ merodear 🦤 en la Provincia 🗿 de 🐢 Galapagos.

Across The He Atlantic, it’s pigskin blues 💙

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La fibula tibia – outsource your homework here are the Rhules

https ://www .usatoday .com /story /entertainment /tv /2021/12/09 /brian-williams-last-show-msnbc-11-th-hour-host-leaving /6445387001/

Tú the moon, and nevermind the Mano pachona.

It was bound to happen, one day I reckon Brian Williams would have to walk into the sunset and go the way of Ronald McDonald™, “just let the contract expire and hope he shows his way to the door,” said the top brass at the peacock lounge, “maybe Nobody, will notice,” added Joe “wardrobe malfunction” Scarborough.

Either this woman had sex with
COUNT Dracula,
or she is a
Transilvanian PLASTIC SURGEON
en FOX News.

The square fangs are a dead give-a-guey.

—1915 🎬 D. W. Griffith’s controversial 🎞️ film 🎞️ The Birth of a Nation 🌌 premieres in 🔭 Los Angeles (8 de febrero).

“What the people of the government (POG) want is flashing flesh on cable tv,” argued Scarborough as that son of a bitch belittled Williams’es signature Zingers, ese, and that’s no lie D.A.R.E..

The most annoying part of the spectacle was Scarborough’s nasal voice overs of WWII propaganda at THE REX. Mocking with Évry reel at the big screen the fast-paced witty commentary from the former 11th hour ⚓ anchor, which that dumb Southern 🧐 cracker-barrel 🧑‍🌾 grits eatin’ lawyer 🎩, from Floribama on the Morning Mika Show always wanted to hold in contempt 🧑🏻‍⚖️.

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In Local news, it’s 🇨🇵 National Sports Day in France and over at RFPP . NET 🇵🇪 Osler Amaro is featuring the re-transmission of a guignol show from un Castillo en El Perú… after squeezing all of the toothpaste from its tube, Osler is trying to put the Floride back into the case.

Over at la bendita Bpi, black suits, those cock suckers, 🕴️had the Gall, France… The Gall, I tell Ya’, to have an entire cue of bookworms, winos and freaks waiting for an hour in the freezing cold, if it was Brasil… outside of the Beaubourg on the Green line only to be told 30 minutes after opening hours that they, the Black Suit Cocksuckers Union, might open at 16h. And with the charm of a French turd plopping on the Throne, Évry body clapped 🤜👏👏👏.

Well, as expected, The Black Suit Cocksuckers Union delivered, at exactly 15h55 them cocksuckers replaced the “maybe 1600h” with a here, take this Legion of Honor and Shut the Fuck up… and here’s a secret Lorne Michael doesn’t want you to Zzzzz.

— 2011 – 🇹🇳 Arab Spring: The first wave of the 🇪🇬 Egyptian revolution culminates in the resignation of 🎩 Hosni Mubarak 🇹🇳 and the transfer of power to the 🎩 Supreme 🇹🇳 Military 💶  Council after 17 days of protests.

Mientras tanto en 🇧🇴 Bolivia, el Festival de 🎬 Cine de Los Derechos Humanos, —en film 🎥, any how, emprendió la huída a 🇨🇵 Francia motivados, quizás, por el aniversario del Triunfo de 🇹🇳 La Primavera Árabe (Tunisia, 2011) en un documental, dicho triunfo de la Primavera Árabe inspiró el Triunfo de Los Ciudadanos 🇨🇵 Por La Paz 🇲🇽 Con Justicia ⚖️ Dignidad (en un 📼 documental, también) en la Primavera del 2011 en frente de la Bendita Torre Eiffel. That industry of “los Derechos humanos”, by the way, is in its Silent Stage, y con El Ojo Enchilado.

Trou 🕳️ to form, Öüï caught up with The 11th Hour in CET earlier to They and caught Pundita Bonita cheating on her assignment and more specifically, outsourcing her homework to a FOX News junkie. But that’s alright because she showed some Shin 🦿 on her Show.