1 de junio : esos jueces no los tiene ni Dinamarca 🍅

… knot the streets of Frisco Bay.

“¡Y arriba Juárez!”

con el permiso de don Antonio* Aguilera y los vitorinos del Noa~Noa

Laboratorios Camacho de La Calle Stanton… and Claudia, madame presidenta, let’s just say that the judge on that “particular” candidate slot for judgeship in Chihuahua is a FAMILIAR “pinta³” en el Chuco, Texas.

 

³~. Chicano slang for a person serving prison time inside of a U.S. federal prison.

[ ……

The good thing about public radio is? Anyone? Bueller?

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT PO~MONA has nothing to do with Ra-Mona… any 🦉 hoot the stuff about what is happening in Mexico right now goes beyond my (Armando Serrano-Prieto’s) range of Pa~pa_page et Papagena on the Seine. Issy, Amadeus owes me five bucks. 

This is to say, that Zeppelin Goes Here… ]

Except for the fact that “el patrón” de La Quinta ‘la chingada’ established and/or cast the die for The Living Doppelganger of Jimmy Page in his old age, mister Manuel Bartlett.

CODA

So it’s no SOR Presa that ahora los “mexas” quieran CHOISIR sus pinches jueces like the fucking Texas KKK does.

… ahora sí como dicen en el bajo mundo de Nápoles, Marsella y la buena vista que tiene Pornic como ruta:

Tus jueces mexicanos lindos, que solos ellos (chingada madre) no se miden solos.

Uso just de M6 en Francia, nada que ver con Tamaulipas.

… but FOIST!!!

That Is Just Fucking Perfection to the letter t.

Oh, deer… Ben Affleck is on. Let me jerk-off for morning Joe on TikTok

Have a nice show, schmœ.

And, Alicia Menendez… nevermind

Fuck Cardinal Glick! The next pope will be from Rhodesia.

I’m gonna land Zeppelin on your little hazing romp… Ewe blog about the things that Nobody cares.

The only good thing about Boston, was a Bird from Indiana, Issy–Eye—is being Petty and Öüï is paying tribute to Mary Jane.

Kube’s Cinco Puntos link and las delicias de Hollywood on fip.

 

I’m going to sleep.
The Panama Papers are in good hands
and the gold bars are behind the accountants now.

I’m telling you Loki, you are going to like the triangular setup on this dice 🎲 and Öüï begins at Telemundo in the Florida section of New Jersey in, pay attention now— “Cry Baby” Ruhle…  in the Madness sector of the’ “Last Boat to Cairo”. Bartleby (Dogma, 19 hundred and 99) goes back to Austin (TX) city limits and digs up the corpse of Fred O’Bannion.

Fred O’Bannion in turn, takes on the role of Secretary of State, Pete Hegseth in “The Continuing Story of The Signal sign… and other assorted Dogma songs”.

Sweet Emotion to be in a Dazed and Confused status because Bukele is going to party like it’s 1999 with 1040³ money.

³~. Death and taxes on Internal Revenue Service forms.

After the Blues… Donald Duck no es como lo han pintado

Arsenal from The Live is Saturday Night

But seriously Volks, WTF is fip 🧜‍♀️ trippin’ on right now, it is not Summer… it is 🌱

And i quote:

All the leaves (were) Brown, but yes, the Sky is Grey to they in PANAMe.

Way to fuck up a wet afterburner… neanSinEmbargomoiS, Öüï can dig 🦪 the succión off oV’ the HOst.

… any 🦉 hoot, long Story short, The Wholeness of posts makes it possible to follow the Sun even on rainy theys. And Zeppelin in now out of Jim.

And if you don’t believe Mí ask Madame Hidalgo, in one year’s time the old Passarelle between a 12 and Four 🍀 but right now that “map of the World” is now across The Atlantic where VAN VALEN’s “Dreams” just turned Senator John McCain’s Blue Angel patrol 🪁 into Senator John McCain’s “big fat cow” 🏌️‍♀️… but instead of a Golf Club little ol’Eye used David’s Bow 🏹 i.e. for example.

https ://fr. wikipedia .org /wiki /Passerelle_Jim-Morrison

MOU
Get The LEAD (Pb) Out…
ISSY-VAN-HALEN goes here

Seen at La Seine _ Bob Plant

American Paparazzi Magazine.

Traveling Riverside Blues in Zambia³

Eggs Benedict with squeezed lemon juice.

 

After the success of Becoming Led Zeppelin, Bob Plant was seen at The Maslow on the Right Bank, Bob was seen with a new batch of groupies waiting for brunch to arrive.

⛰️
The
MASLOW
known here as
E l   M o r e   B a j o
Hierarchy of Needs Pyramid

 

Six New Groupies are not how The Beatles paint Em#.

 

Not far from there, across the street really, Bob and the Six New Groupies took time to drop some acid and see the place where Carmen told Gojira how it is.

River ‘dies’ after massive acidic WASTE SPILL at Chinese-owned copper mine³

🦗🦗🦗🦗… It’s Crickits for Ewe. And then Bob went Skateboarding.

Side B — Becoming Led Zeppelin

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6…  and SE•VEN allin in Spades ♠️

Lucky nº 7.

america” — Em#Putinada

School Closures. Human Trafficking follows.

School Closers are closer than they appear on your rear-view ballot 🗳️ votes.

Leftover Croc Stew 🍲 it’s a slap in the face para La Cruda Realidad de 1938.

Leftovers from La Fonda de Gene policy… no crocodiles, alligators or, Even Caimanes were harmed during the Ceremony of Emilia in Paris at César’s Chez, or something like that. Dogs on the other pot, however; were turned into moronga and served with Fish and Chips.

Eye knows Ewe Knows, but count IT!, again

If Ewe insist…

¿Qué huevos de cabrón!? — Who’s Sampling Hitler To They at CPAC.

 

In local news, Marjo Kalten-Porten Bonzo now knows how many broken eggshells it takes to make an omelette, but no matter how many Punks show up, your bass is going to need more Cow, belle.

More cowbell !!!

With that in mind Öüï switches, IT!, to the shadows where Obi Wan Knobil* is getting busy with Bungalow Bill.

*~. Pronounced with a slight Qué-nuc before the O’bill.

Hey, no vayas presumiendo por allí

Julio Iglesias… me olvidé USAid. Any 🦉 hoot, Adelina de la mañana, who better than Julio to massage your mate to, eh?

Deep Search Disco presents:

COUNT BASS D — Seven Years….

Here it is… the end of tomorrow at the start of Adelina mañana.

Still to come, Mexican Pop and Andy García, yes Rachel MADDOW, that Andy (🇨🇺) García and actual TELEVISA Presenta boYband vibes, they send Eva Longoria an extended heartfelt “sal°udo” manifested from a Conservatoire for Political Axis Committee podium as BackGround and an extended 45-48° angle right-arm with the hand fully-extended as well with the palm facing 👎 down as Form.

Can Ewe Feel, —IT!, yet?

Trou that, Chica del Reporte del Tiempo, trou that.

Over at The Rockridge Café and Brassiere, Brasserie, Howard Johnson is finding out that even as he reads (in 1873) in Paris, France, Louis Pasteur is re-pasteurizing the Porn 〰️ Stach’. It’s Trou 🕶️ .

‘Member now, it’s in the eye of the beholder, that’s what the Supremes’ inked in Stones, in stones big°O°thon : GOSPEL IS IN THE i OF THE BEE HOLDER. 🛬🎈🛫  and KNOT-not in the news 📰 of the beholder.

Over at BFM’er TV the clear mustache winner is the Colorado Style Randy Marsh Mexican Bigote with handles… who just SO HAPPENS to be VACATIONING in (CABO WABO!!!) with the long-lost illegitimately appointed Jackie Gleason’s daughter at The Musk White House.

And, moby dick… goes 🥁 here, Amy.

La Chica del Reporte de Los Tiempos : Más Turbados Times

 La Semaine[$] a venir… doze on this:

Raw Clay and Melted Ice

Germany will never become France, but if you haven’t seen Casablanca, Eye has a bridge to sell Ewe.

Issy-Adelina-Moulineaux, estoy más turbado, más turbado que She-in-Baum ayer.

Nothing To Declare.

Nena tú tienes la culpa… por no usar brassiere.

The good, the misty and thee Flack

Moving on, if American Epic was, “the first time that ””America”” heard itself”, then “Becoming Led Zeppelin” is a prelude to how The United States FELT  “How The West Was Won”, from a Russian’s point of view.

No Quarter.

 

Or, you could go with Dire Straits on/in a loop, because sources close to the Minority Leader on the Rachel MADDOW Show are sure that it’s Vladimir Putin’s favorite rock and roll band.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eddie Gloude Junior… Dave Chappelle walks into a bar, hilarity ensues when Los Hombres G start strumming Project 2025 in the key of “Killing Them Softly with his Sharpie™. It’s a terrible pun but it’s funny how the connection between an “empty chair speech” and a song about seeing someone’s face for the first time… and it turned out to be a LEOPARD that was going to eat your FACE in the FIRST 100 DAYS of the collapse of The Marshall Plan and the Rise of the Guantanamo Bay Deportees Baseball League.

Any güey, mister Macron… how about those fucking camels at The Pentagon, you might not have noticed but Jaguars used to do the law ethos in that polygon-e.

Actually, Donald, Ebony and Ivory is not on the BAD album… it’s on the “nappy-headed boy” anthology.

And no, ASSOCIATED PRESS, no… you don’t get to play with the other outlets because you insist on calling Louisiana’s hot sauce “Tabasco” instead of “Redneck Juice”.

If Alicia Caldwell is still at The AP in El Paso, TX, (UN-Dangling Participle goes here for PREMIUM users) now you know how it feels to be sent to play on the other side of the window where THE PRESS EAT CAKE, mister Macron. Where El Paso, Times, eats cake.

 

Political Kryptonite… Quick, Lois, to the Batcave!

You’re going to need a bigger Über, mensch. Lucky for you, Eye knows a guy.

I’ll Come for Your Emotional Rescue.

Emotional Rescue 🛟 💋… now in case y’all are wondering why Öüï is covering Elon Musk’s 🤫 failed attempt to bring back the Nazis from Natchez (MS) to Baden-Württemberg, Germany, it’s because the last official TELEGRAM between Germany and Mexico involved a STATE visit from the out-going Scholz and Wonder Women in Chapultepec, so Eye knows That MEXICO is on Merz agenda starting tomorrow, which will be right around The Midnight Hour in Hilo, Hawaii… you know, “An Ocean Away”, Issy—les—Zeppelin go HERE.