Tag Archives: And Zeppelin Goes Here

1 de febrero… When I’m 54

What a terrible start to BLACK HISTORY MONTH. It’s only been ten days since Donald John Trump regained the White House and Air Traffic is out of control.

Awesome turnaround from the Biden – Harris – Blinken Administration at 4 avenue Gabriel in Paris, France, where a non-emergency passport request had a 15-day turnaround, and that’s because of the in-transit delay. The passport was issued three work days after the unauthorized snapshot of the EXITING Administration. Don’t buckle your seatbelts, Donald Trump is nose diving The Eagle Down to the ground. Enjoy Your Retribution, “america“.

Under the Biden Administration all planes went towards Heaven and landed SAFELY. Under the low-energy administration of Donald John Trump, all planes seem to go to hell.

And DENMARK, if you are listening 🎧… if things go Trump’s way, there might get to be a 51st Page on U.S. Passports, so consider GREENLAND’s grab your cue to Call Article V on U.S..

Note to Ali VELSHI… The LEAR JET has been around since at least, AT LEAST!!! ALI VELSHO, since the Dark Side of The Moon, not since the MONEY 🤑 grabbing 1980’s. Say hello to my little friend, Alicia Maddow Brzezinski.

Saturday Night is Alright for Massacres…
only on TRMS

The Purge… and justice for all.

Please stand-by for The Saint Valentine’s RETRIBUTION.

But first!!!

Victory in GAZA… Hamas gets their Trumpian-style rally… En La Playa 👙! And in Paris, it’s the return of La Gentric who’s Expecting a little addition to the census, or something like that. Meanwhile across l’Huez and over the Alps of Oisans, Sonia Carneiro is boared 🐗 and without skis 🎿… looking for a güey to pass the time. It’s a little sketch Öüï likes to call:

Sonia Carneiro and the patterns of sin in the Alps… featuring Rémi y Los Lobos de Hautes 🐺 Alpes

Alimony all your money pay your bills

Joe Scarborough had the morning off, shoot! My apologies, Congressman, I was under the impression that youse a ‘redneck’, it turns out you are the product of a drunken French socialist… just imagine if MSNBC had a union, all of the STRIKE theys—off. Killer vacation time.

And that is not even counting the 30-day vacation and authorized SICK days and/or paternal leave.

Shamsud-Din Jabbar
was not radicalized by Isis,
Shamsud-Din Jabbar was marinated by the Texas Civil Courts and of course, Ken Paxton.

FBI… federal bureau of incompetence
In Las Vegas, Nevada,
Elon Musk is already trying to bury THE ENGINEERING MALPRACTICE EVIDENCE.

3:15 … John???

Livin’ lovin’ she’s just a woman, and the terrorist?  Born and groomed in Texas, ma’am! Born and groomed in Texas, heck! In the words of Luigi Mangione, “interesting”… why was there a little girl dancing on the streets at 0300 hours on Bourbon St?

Any how, why is the TESLA pseudo-truck not getting the PINTO treatment… does anybody remember the Pinto “boom” craze of the 1970’s?

And Zeppelin, goes here:

The Explosive Ford Pinto

Say what you will about the Ford Pinto, but unlike that FRAUD of a SUBSIDIZED “cybertruck”, the motherfucking Pinto had character and it was fun to ride, I reckon that the little ol’Pinto could reach places that the “cybertruck” didn’t even know existed.

But never mind the Pintos, Alicia Menendez, never mind those “pintos” because what Shamsud-Din Jabbar learned after he ETS’d³ out of the Cyber-unit that he so honorably served, is that once he traded his 🪖 BDU’s for the Century21 “Golden 🧥 Blazer” a CADRE of ambitious State prosecutors would bundle his divorce case just like slaughter houses bundle their farm animals for the cutting line, heck, Marty Robbins, i reckon that having an honorable discharge on your DD-214 is a bigger target sign for Post HOMELAND SECURITY ACT–hungry cops than stealing a horse from “Rosa’s Cantina” on the outskirts to the “Badlands” of New Mexico… and if you are the Legal adviser at the U.S. Consulate in Paris, France (Feb. 2021), yes Ambassador Brzezinski, the one next to mister Macron’s official résidence at the VIII Arrondissement, then ma’am, I know that you know what I am talking about.

When Öüï returns, i³ take a look at “The Champagne Brigade” of December 12, 2024 and I³ transpose that overlay with “The Mexican Supercop” Desperados⁸ Squad of 2013.

i³~. Armando Serrano~Prieto
I³~. Armando Segovia

Número 3… The Magick nombre

Roma es amoR

It’s TROU!!! 🕳️ It’s ol’ TROU!!! Even The theme park.

… deer, Jimmy Page:

Eye swears that if your next Song remains a Vanity Project like today’s re-opening ceremony of the Games of The Apocalyptic Times Öüï lives in, i will personally break the Levee, and let Bérénice Bejo’s fugitive shark eat Évry body in church.

Across The Atlantic, there’s a harp flag at half-staff.

Physician Graffiti — Track 15³ followed by track 3³.

 

15³~. Sick, A Gain
3²~. In My Time Of Dying (United Healthcare will make a killing).

But seriously Volks, a $60k reward for information about the charismatic suspect with a fondness for Vet guns won’t even begin to cover the Tylenol®️ and the doctor’s visit if you get “denied coverage”.

 

The Stack Story and La Résurrection de la Cathédrale

Saving one fucking coq at a time… does anybody remember what the color yellow looks like when it’s mixed with Led?

Golden Slumbers… out of college money spent.

Across “The Atlantic”… Öüï wonders if Tom Nichols REMAINS teaching lieutenants at West Point, N.Y., not to be a bunch of little cunts.

Coma frutas y verduras and “just say no to Nancy”.

Anyway TEX, you missed a fucking spot. Eye reckons that that PILLAR of SALT looking West from the archbishop’s guest house is there to remind L’Espoir to Knot look Back. Get Back 🔔 Jo-jo.

In any case Scenario, Queen Elizabeth 2 just sent a shout-out to Kasie Hunt on, dear Lorde… CNN.

Ladies in Gemini : Plomb Montgolfière

Andy Kauffman loses his religion, and so he went to live in/on The Moon.

Plomb Montgolfière — Châteaux de la sécularisation

… Eau yeah, eau yeah
It’s been a long time
Been a long time
Since Voltaire voló.

Liberaron a Voltaire !!!
Extra — Extra !!!
Montesquieu broke when questioned by la prefect de la perfecta préfecture de Cité.

Intermission with The Mosquito Tweeters

With musical guest:

Next week’s musical guest : The Rutles, with opening act Plomb Montgolfière.

 

Bastards Are The Sons of The Rolling Stones 💋

Peter Baker and Associates in collaboration with Circus Magazine are raving about the size of that there montgolfière, how huge Susana Poveda wonders, “it’s Y°U°G°E°!”, according to Maddona, but don’t let Material “things” get in the way and to answer the Sirens call, it’s as huge as Baseball ⚾.

Baseball for size comparison:

… and Zeppelin, —goes here.

Escalator to Cluny

Play Ball!

Deer, Tom Nichols… stop casting asparagus on The Morning Mika Lake

Blues Travelers recommend The Hook and a complete breakfast 🥞 🍳 🫘

In local news…

But seriously, mister Nichols here’s my friend “verbatim” laying, IT!, out for your military academy class:

It doesn’t matter what I say / So long as I sing with inflection / That makes you feel that I’ll convey / Some inner truth or vast reflection.

Ba-dee-ya, say, 🎷 do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, 🎷dancin’ in September
Ba-dee-ya, 🎷 never was a cloudy day

Greedflation and Dreams of Californication

After the break, Time Travelin’ Riverside Bluesman, Judy Yi, breaks the band and embarks on her own North East Christian Crusade (in Santa Teresa, New Mexico) where the former House doctor uncovers Jimmy Page’s older long-lost bastard twin, Manuel Bartlett, from PiPoPeLandia de Las Campanas.

Meanwhile at “The Hamptons in Nantucket”, Donnie Deutsch is about to join an orgy hosted by midgets high on junk bonds.

Always look on the bright side of an Island 🇳🇿 not printed on any map. Thanks, 🇦🇺 Australia!

 

… Stop the Hollywood Pressées-ese, Jason Statham is taking on the role of Kamala Harris, Eye repeat, Jason Statham is taking on the role of “Dirty Harris”.

https ://7news .com .au /sport /olympics /new-zealand-poke-fun-after-being-left-off-world-map-stage-at-olympics-closing-ceremony-c

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And… Kiki Camarena, goes here, on The Fifth album in The Houses of The Holy.

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No insistas Susana Pubeda… 🛋️

Where were we? —ah sí… in local news, did anybody catch the French legislatives debate last night? And just exactly who d’fuck is Jean Moulin and what did he die for?

To they in history:

“Oh, the humanity », Herb Morrison reports.

“interdit aux chiens & aux Italiens”. »

https ://www .humanite .fr /politique /extreme-droite /jean-moulin-est-de-retour-quand-jordan-bardella-profane-la-memoire-du-resistant

Over at the « Parisiano – parisien » sector of la rue des Lombards, “el quinto regimiento” just barricaded all Maghrébino owned kebab shops. The move comes after La Rance issued a Fatwa on double citizenship.

Effective immediately, all kebab shops near or around la rue de Ravioli must be owned by Franco’s français in collaboration with the French from Vichy.