A tale of two pintos³
Who the fuck is Harry Potter?
³~. From ”la pinta” which is slang for a federal or state detention facility.
Across the Atlantic and beyond Constantinople…
Edward Snowden was the Bad Bunny way back when, regardless of what Joe Scarborough and Pablo Torres say :
Edward Snowden did nothing wrong.
She turned into a zombie, but all that she ever wanted was to become a Panther… a Panther that is truly Pink!
TKT l’inspecteur 🔎 invita 🔍 Right On before Darkness, Curtis… 🐝-Fo the darkness.
🎩 Think 🪄
Grabiel es el nombre que más odio en un mesero.
Goooooooo, Dodgers ✊🏽
🎶 Well here he is Pink Panther
The rinky-dink Panther
and it’s as plain as your nose 🐽
that he’s the one and only truly original
Panther Pink from Head-to-Toe
It’s Amateur Night en la Alberto Balderas y El Zapata is at the mound, 🪄 Toronto leads the Series 3 – 2.
And, Alicia Menendez… No Tengo Dinero 🫰🏼SNAP🫰🏼SNAP.
Issy-arriba-Juárez…
… pero que necesidad
Intermission
Indeed, President Trump, indeed you sack of shit. You don’t shine like that gold crapper that your waste flushes through, Donnie “t³”. Not like your stupid fat Elvis impersonator does, now that MotherFucker, that act is tight, —especially with the way that you knuckle-up those little hands of yours to the crowd.
Entonces, Alicia Menendez, where were we, Güera? Ah, yes!!! NEW JERSEY vía Little Havana, now with TABASCO in the sauce.
LOLITA 📐BALDOR³³ reports.
Let the Record show, that during Donald Trump’s second term in office, a POPE DIED.
[O.M.G.B.L.A.T.S.O.T.C.]
FURTHERmore in Rome, Donald Trump flushed the future of The West down Vladimir’s outhouse in Siberia.
t³~. Toledo… which of course stands for your Standard (®️™️©️) Water-flush cuvette in Ciudad Juárez, MÉJIko. Toledo is not a reference to Spain, this is to say that Toledo, in the context of a second-term presidency for the grifters at the White House is what non-CHICANO Mexicans, like Carlos Santana at Woodstock in 1968 call a « pochismo » a ROYAL FLUSH… considering that, yes, mister President, you have all of the cards but you only know how to cheat. You are not clever, you are a bully and United States Citizens, in the AMERICAN HEMISPHERE part of the globe are fucking stupid.
A message from Venus.
Callisto calló y Io no vió nada.
It’s trou 🕳️ !!! Ju•π•Ter is definitely not what the very French in Stalingrad (2.0) call a “gerondif” in particular form or other gas.
Femmes : Les Grandes Oubliées de l’ AP/HP… more on KNEWS at Five with James Bond… .medicated ointment.
Any 🦉 hoot, the Trafalmadires Trafalmadorians (🪠) told me about Ewe people on Planet Blue, Micromégas even published an RARE EARTH catalogue after his ship got stranded in TITAN. Billy Pilgrim even does an improvised set on Brass and Woods, but Billy really brought the cream when he bong on his drum all day.
Brown Shugga’ is in the house.
Los Beatles no son como los pintan and in today’s edition of “The House of Lordes’”, Yoko Ono is the winner of the day.
Entonces, Alicia Menendez… ‘member that midnight run you used to do with your pinches* comadres way back in when eggs where for breakfast? It was alright but that show needed something, Licha, and that something that your producer’s show was missing was Mí, Alicia Menendez—because your pinches producers could not have a truly “American Voices” without Mí, Alicia Menendez…
Year of The Pundit. Starring Stéphanie Rhule as the new James Bond … .medicated ointment.
And Symone Sanders, happy wimmin’s day, don’t let Michael Steele steal the show, ‘cus you know what Dave ChappELLE says about Republicans, —right?
Up next, a siesta sista, but before Öüï do a nap around the world in 80 they’s, nice bust. Eye particularly likes that rosary bead look you got going there.
Do you remember Durango, Larry?
*~. If Ewe knows, Ewe knows. La Unión… and Susana 🧜♀️ PubEda, no need to thank Mí for this weekend’s SUN 🌞… It’s the promise of La Candelaria and My Birthday 🎈.
Black History Month – Woman is the DEI of The White House.
Pay ($) Attention Now… All Öüï Is Saying, is that D.N.I. is the KNEW “n-word*” at The White House, nigger.
*~. Michael Steele on The Weekend, 02/02/Oh Tú de Project 2025.
Message in a bottling company, Wax Your Ears before going on a Yacht Rock crusade… and Some Porto-rican 🧜🏾♀️ girls 🧜🏼♀️ who’re just Dying To MEAT Ewe! Get your wine Duty-free before that odyssey.
Across “La Mancha” Marianne (always Faithfull) goes into a French sports supply store and steals a boatload of Refugee-Floating REGALIA and Marianne immediately charges from Calais to The Cliffs of Dover on a quest to rename the recently re-Christened “George Washington” chunnel into El Canal de Los Rolling 💋 Stones.
And in TaRRiffs Land… It was a Rigged Election. It was rigged Alicia Menendez!!!
Outlaw music, Krispy Kream Doughnuts Crumbl Cookies and off-course: Hot Chili Peppers in The Blistering Laguna.
My name is Armando Segovia and the DNC Quinceañera was a sham.
Ciao 🥖 Cacao
and other assorted slogans.
Ciao Cacao con manouche vegetariano… Alicia Menéndez comes courtesy of The Maze Runner and The Death Cure.
“no de dos patas o de dos piernas, sino metálica”.
🏦
Vicente Fox Q.
Presidente Constiticional de los EEUUMM
The year is 2006 and across The Atlantic and beyond La Sierra Nevada (there is no “sierra morena” in Mexico, that was all propaganda from Mel Brooks in Paris) en Mazatlán las lavadoras de “patas prietas color de llanta” ain’t got a veladora 🪔 to shine on the colonial experience as part of a nutritious breakfast.
“… pero si alguien lo interpretó así, alguna mujer de quienes me están viendo, le pido disculpas, pero amplísimas, amplísimas, con el tema de las lavadoras”
Nayarit for Size. Me dijeron que no.
And not live, as Juanito Guanavacoa had promised last week, but he did manage, however, to put himself on the side of the artists, con compromiso con La Préfecture de Paris. Ciao 🥐 Cacao… Musical Guest: Las piernas de tu mamá, Godoy, con i griega of course.
🙂
La Razón por la que el resto del mundo odia a La República Francesa.
Símbolo Autóctono de la policía judicial de la época de Oro de La Guayabera Blanca y los guantes negros, el Papá FRANCISCO reporta desde Québec Alberta Cánada.
Wednesday is independence they… Tuesday you vote or DIE, and Monday? Monday i’m in Love With Ewe and of course, Zeppelin Goes Here.
STILL TO COME: Residente, el Jamiroquai de Ayotzinapa.
Ya me cansé…. https ://www .bfmtv .com /international /amerique-latine /mexique /etudiants-disparus-au-mexique-l-ex-procureur-general-arrete-64-policiers-et-militaires-recherches _AD-202208200022.html
The incarnation of Tomás de Torquemada if France would have awarded him a Radio Slot on rfpp… and since Juanito GUANABACOA started today “calentada” with un TAJO en Argentina, let me, Armando Serrano-Prieto, show you what Argentina looks like without a ‘water bearer’:
Matchbox…
https ://www .nuevatribuna .es /articulo /cultura—ocio /politica-hidraulica-franquismo /20220712084502200495 .html
Un tajo en Durango es un canal hecho a pico y pala y que se nutre de una presa, Juanito Guanabacoa, no una tajada de la prefectura de François Hollande.
Find out, but if-and-only-if Eye doesn’t fall ‘asleep in the next tumbona de las playas de París. Updated after the Paraná River fires, en La Argentina.
But first, JUSTICE!, at the Katie Phang Show is a relevant Thang, and here is why, in The prosecutorial U S. of A., the only thing that matters is what side you are on.
Aire acondicionado with Évry postre.
Sixty six essays and then some, now Öüï knows how many Knots it takes to tie-down the USSR
It’s like The Spanish Inquisition, but in Cyrillic.
Greek in Cyrillic
Banania for size
Context para Pepito’s biscuits
This is why Jupiter wants the Lithium, stamina wise it’s a Gas Giant… puro pedo, pues. And, Major Thom, Eye knew that you were compensating for fip. fr during your excursion to the ISS… what’s that you got there under them panels of yours,?
You ain’t nuttin’ but a Puff fish.
…
And, Alicia Menendez, the following is a transliterated transcription of Karins Cat-5e Copper Compliant patch sketch. Our promise to Ewe is that our PoE’s are industry compliant and that Copper Clad Aluminium will not be used in the making of this sketch… ⇑ up ah•Bob ⇓
Bitch — Catch
Santa Mónica y Júpiter (si no te mueves no te cuerna)
In local news the body of a woman was discovered in one of Jupiter’s moons, the one called EUROPA read the report.
The discovery was made after a group of explorers digging for WaWa on that moon… you dig? … found the frozen remains of La Femina one foot below under an ICY DUNE.
https ://www .space .com /jupiter-moon-europa-alien-life-dig-deep
“Retenez votre langue, votre mari retiendra son bras ; et vous ne serez jamais battue.» Ainsi Monique conseille-t-elle une de ses amies qui lui
raconte que son mari la bat.” 🥖 N°2601 The Last Sunday of a month called Ahhhhhhhh—OUT 2021 CNEWS matinée.
… ‘Cus love, it’s a bitch!
“Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
It’s a bitch, yeah
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
It’s a bitch, alright »
En fin… out of that ∪nion came an Onion and his name was Agustin, but Every body knew him as TIN… Trou story, ask Felipe at CNEWS, he used to run a Bull Ring called Something, o algo asi.
And, Rev. Al, Io no está para contarla… and D.J. Kronos (Saturn, according to Romans) there was heard saying A•Men!
En esta IDA, pues, Reverend Al, and since Io is going to recount the rest of the story anyhow, operators are encouraged to make use of twisted cable as opposed to circular Venn diagrams.
The following patch is Cat5e compliant. Keep your Telephony shielded from the noise of the tele phonies.
And Medhi Hassan, just like Saturn had issues with Gaia, Agustin too had issues with Mónica.