Blind date… Wonder, Feliciano, or Hit The Road Lorène

🕶️… but first: the last of U.S., and how to properly turn the plural in Castellano into an AMERICAN ACRONYM, and Alicia Menendez, when you figure out what L.L. A.A. I.I. and a “Mujer Policía” in Maracaibo have in common with LUIS POSADA CARRILES, when Ewe Dew D.A.T., Alicia Menendez, then—and—only then will I, Armando Segovia”, am going to show Ewe how to use an abacus 🧮 in the Stationary Mission Position.

Air America and Stationary Biking… Greatest Masturbation Session and Black Dandys on your Spirt Air.

 

Note to Cardinals in Saint Louis:
Lindbergh’s NAZI roots
have finally landed in Newark to coop the rooster on some floppy 💾 disk in the flash drive.
Claire McCaskill reports from a
stationary French Vélo,
So be a güd fellow


Señora ciudadana y presidenta constitucional de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos a.k.a. los E.E.U.U.M.M., presente:

Sra. Presi°🦷°a Claudia Sheinbaum, es con un grato gramo de ironía que de la manera más cordial, amena, y humorística le acomodo de algún modo, de que ya deje de preocuparse por lo que diga o no diga don Zedillo desde el confort de su pensión vitalicia (la de Ernesto) no la suya… esa la dejamos hasta El Final, cuando Emmanuel cante como la negra que todos quieren.

Try KNOT to Laugh Psycho…

It’s your life Psycho, just sit your Arsenal and feel the Vibrations… and don’t forget to BURN AFTER READING 🪔 Hallelujah it’s a Second Coming, for Adeline de la matina, who-next-to-François wants to go over to MilANohhhh.

And now back to Lorène de Sousabeille’s Blind Date at The MET, where the Révérend Al Sharpton just pulled into the scene on the Hot Wheels of a Ford33 Coup and you know, or you should anyhow that The Rev. is a #Sharp Dressed Man 👞… on the güd foot.

Our first blind date contestant is a 🗣️ “little nappy headed boy who WONDERS what toy is Donald Trump going to put a tariff on, but that is only because in  “America” de los E.E.U.U. all toys-for-tots are not created equal.


Entonces de todos modos señora presidenta, asimílese a la izquierda porque el IMSS no es el instituto que su antiguo patrón, don Obrador, así mismo comparaba con hospitales en Dinamarca… maybe a Dina 🚚 marca under Donald Trump Jr,. not the Donald Trump (proper) at the W.C. in Washington.

Los Amigos Invisibles… ahora en NEGRITAS.

Y no es por nada Claudia pero creo yo, Armando Segovia, que el Mesías Tropical andaba super-requete en-TILADO con su té 🫖 porque el ISSSTE se asimila más a las TORRES de Control en Newark, New Jersey, que a un simple semáforo 🚥 en Haderslev… por situar.

In 90 seconds after I, Armando Segovia, land this ZEPPELIN in your bendito Zócalo de Puebla, Öüï is going to put context into this SPIEL… Eye just has to change the floppy on the 8-Track.

Well !!! How about that “little nappy-headed boy”, The Kid streamed Sir 🎩 Duke right out of a fire hydrant in Hoboken.

Our next contestant on Blind Date with the 4th Wall of BFMTV hails from “La Isla del Encanto” and he alone holds the Super Heavyweight Title of The World for mocking-THE FUCK-OUT of a Sting from The Police.


In conclusion sin cushion for the concussion, “Querida Sheinbaum”, you can Dew Hard things, and Pablo Milan~es yes that Pablo was also a fag, regardless of what ⚽ YOoooooooolanda says.

📢 All Öüï is sayin’ Claudia, is that you fix el fútbol en México, before you continue defending al “caprichito mexicano” en ACETAL… con el error de Diciembre en Badiraguato, Sinaloa.

Step away from Mí petit Marjolena, Salvador.

Musical guest:

Picture him shreadin’ Hendrix… while i skateboard over the MotherFucking Seine.

Diamond Dave and the bow•⛩️is from Mars

I’m telling Ewe’Ol, it’s a fact! You motherfuckers at the Pentagon can make up a brand new book of Euphemisms, with a CAPITAL t 🎪 but those leaves WERE brown and now they are Army 🪖 blue.

Pappa’s got some 📯 big 🎷Brass 🪈 Balls 🪇

this track needs no cutline.

… and you can put that in a brand new bag, James.

Mamma KASS knows and no! Mister Henry “Salvatrucha³”, big phat mamma is not singing on that track, even if Mister Foxseth, wants to call the new ribbon on that Army Flag staff (AZ), “THE WAR for U.S. Property*”

Collector Conquista nº91¹⁶.

CTRL+Alt s

*~. Sponsored by Century21.

Issy Nayib… aguas means waters, as in Territorial Waters³

Well will you look at that, His-tory rhymes with a “corrida” in S~pain… down to the fucking CARS and Racism… Home and A Güey with Avocado and Haass.

Hey, Pablo : connect your Youths and Eyes cut (ConnectiCut)

³~. … but did you really wanted to echo what I wrote about last night this morning hinting at the Place Where Emilie Brunera and Rodolfo Muneau knows your name, or are you playing flute 🪈 like all of the friends of Pablo Gleason en Place d’Italie?

El Gran Giro — Back In The U.S. back in the Ewe Es Es Are.

Any how… what a fuck are you going to talk about at noon to they in Central Europe Time, Joe Scarborough?

 

“I have a fever and the Prescription is MORE COWBELL!”

BRUCE Dickinson.

I certainly know what I am going to write ✍🏼 about today, Cousin Joe, and that’s Skid Row,—baby! That’s right Ali Vitali, “Eye saw my baby on The Playboy👯‍♀️.

En fin, CONGRESSPERSON Scarborough, you don’t need too look for “someone” who can read Donald Trump’s MIND because that motherfucker, (the U.S. President, not Ewe cousin Joe) is and has been CUEING his spiel from this most NON-CONSEQUENTIAL blog since at least 2016 🌽 🏌️‍♀️or the iPhone 6-ese… here is “CIELO D.” looking at EWE, Joe Scarborough, from a corn of fields, so PLAYBALL⚾ maddafakka!

Oh, Joe… won’t you buy me an i-Phone Eye Six-ese.

https ://asegovia3 .com /2016/03/15 /zanahorias-y-un-trebol-de-tres-hojas/

Opus Dei, opus nous, opus öüï-ï life goes on

Don’t touch them ashes, youse gonna kneed’Em# for Wednesday in Mars, and if you love Argentinian telenovelas you’re gonna love La Nueva España. By Eugene Robinson.

Amarillo by Morning… Service Una Vaila en Notimex.

Trust Mí, that nigger’s BEEN to La Argentina, Gene ran the local Presse Shop Pibes at The Rex,  cheap copy of El Paso, Texas, Central Theater 🎭 and it is here where mi padrino don Germán Genaro Cipriano Teodoro Gómez Valdés y Castillo picks up miss Farrington. It’s her last ride but before Pato‘s cocodrilo cruises withTongolele to the other side of the tracks the two embark on a trip to “the smallest city-then” to ever host a World’s Fair and the first, David Frost might have added, the first to have the distinction to be attended by the Soviet Union. The year is 1974 and a year has passed since Tin Tan kicked the bucket.

In Santiago, at the time of Tin Tan’s passing, so did democracy in Chile.

America : a complete unknown
80 years of Bob Dylan’s fireside radio show and the collapse of post-WWII Ronald Reagan Military-Industrial style democracy.

The White Elephant and Capricornia at BFM’er TV

Grab yer’ Mimosas or même yer’ MEADE, Sonia… Eye likes yer’ Buckle but Ewe, missy, are missing a feather 🪶.

Musical guest: my favorite Togolese del viejo Lyon, Vaudëäü Game and their 2025 hit

Cą IRA, Solo, cą IRA 😡

¿Sabra Cabreiro? Cabra 🐐 Sabrá.

And starring as The White Elephant at The Olympic Village, « It’s Mimosa Carneiro » who is coming (literally) from the Siege of l’Abbé Pierre at Châtelet, Tony Palma, the ancienne Director of l’Agora de Emmaüs, is there, but mister Palma is keeping a tight lip because the Fraud, Waste, and Abuse at the Siège of l’Abbé Pierre at Châtelet is “political³”.

My name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman. And Marianne… your buttons don’t match your chest 🧰… let me fix it. Trust Mí, Eye fixed Marty Feldman’s pupillary disonance. Öüï knows how to dot the i’s, the Ewe’s, and even the Eau’s.

100 days of their lives.

Next on “They’s of Our Lives”, it’s Las Aguas de Brentwood on the Sunset 🌴🔥 🎥 🎬 Strip.

 


³~. Tony Palma’s actual words, when confronted FOR ANSWERS regarding a sexual assault in the interior of Emmaüs Agora in February, 2020.

 

Intermission with The Mosquito Tweeters

With musical guest:

Next week’s musical guest : The Rutles, with opening act Plomb Montgolfière.

 

Bastards Are The Sons of The Rolling Stones 💋

Peter Baker and Associates in collaboration with Circus Magazine are raving about the size of that there montgolfière, how huge Susana Poveda wonders, “it’s Y°U°G°E°!”, according to Maddona, but don’t let Material “things” get in the way and to answer the Sirens call, it’s as huge as Baseball ⚾.

Baseball for size comparison:

… and Zeppelin, —goes here.

Escalator to Cluny

Play Ball!

Águas de Marco 🖼️ en Septiembre

1941 -2024…

Full frontal attack on Pelé… sources close to Mike Barnicle relay that Simone Sanders is going SHOTGUN on that formation.

Oh! E agora, quem poderá me defender?

Socrates ⚽ 10 will have non of it 🏈🏈🏈

Must be read in a Stephanie Ruhle’s voice.

♥️

Brasil… but first Happy Birthday!!!  The End of the trip U.S. 66 at Mile Marker Zorro³ is 115 years young… En Breve y a 102°F en El Banco de Comida de la Calle Olvera y una silla de la bendita Coca~Cola. Anyhow Mayor Bass little ol’Eye told you yesterday that you could join in with Erroll Garner’s piano and drum at the beach.

Zico ⚽ 10  will have non of it.

At favela central, it’s another episode of:
Lettuce! Motherfucker, where is the lettuce?.

Over Ecuador and beyond the Pacific, it’s time to ask a Filipino. Tag along but don’t Ewe Taga log³ from your chords. Now get your Jet ticket to San Francisco.

 

Cada loco con su tésis y, à chaque journée son thème

Any güey, once upon a time in Francia, Eye saw a man from La Academia in Ciudad Juárez baptizing a cult in Paris, the cult leader (let’s refer to him as AMLO³) ultimately registered under the flag of a political party and after an 18-year populist campaign LOMA³ won the presidency of the kingdom of Cha°PULQUE°Pec, long-story short MALO³ called his legions “el pueblo bueno” de Villa Hermosa y Vera Cruz.

🎵I had a dream…
Oh, yeah
Crazy dream, uh-huh
Anything i wanted to know
Any place i needed to go

This theme is being sponsored by The GOLDEN CORRAL.

Intermission … Les Cul-Reptiles* and the French lesbian librarians who loved them³

*~. It’s part of The Parisian Olympic effervescence that is about to hit Mme. Hidalgo’s retirement news one year before the Mayorette hits Sixty-FO’… Issy, Sydney 2000, Australia is the enemy.

It’s the sweatband of Africa: Les Culs-Reptiles.
“This novel is serious entertainment. It tells us that “man’s nature is not to serve lies”, in a merciless and mischievous x-ray of a Sahelian country and an entire continent of ostracized {excluded} peoples to the ass-reptiles under the mirages of La France {and her stupid retrograde Marseillese} .”

 

³~. All events and librarians depicted on this blog —including the music and dykes based on real lyrics and people— are fictional. Additionally, this blog includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures. These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together. Like South Park, this blog should not be referenced by anyone… especially faggots.

To all of the Cucos and Cucas who are sleeping with the fishes, This Bud’s 🥀 For Ewe.

To celebrate 🥳 International Refugios They, Leonardo DiCaprio is concentrating all his treasure in the recovery of a little submarine off of the Cape Cod coast, while negros stuck on the Hellenistic coast are somehow not on The News  📰.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2023/jun/19 /greek-coast-boat-sank-tracking-data

And, Cousin Joe, did you know that Samaritan is the equivalent of a guardian?

Chinese color wheel standards… where white, white is ware, Mr. Wolf of Wall Street, and White is always evil, but only when Whitey is live.

 

I’ve seen this yellow-LV*-road before, here’s what happens, spoiler-alert!

Louie 👜 Vuitton gets guillotined by La Kerschovas’ Tati®️ bags at Pont Neuf, hilarity ensues when La Samaritaine gives not one single fuck… or as the John F. Kennedy Bridge in Niger says: one single ass-reptile.

Mean while at The Western Front — It Had To Be Ève ⚽

A long time coming.

But FO’ist!!! It’s What In The WO’id Is Happening on The Eastern Front?

The Dutch fell and it remains to be seen if the lady Frogs will roll past their herrin counter-Krauts this coming Wednesday at Milton Keynes.

{if and only if}

France wins it will be either England or IKEA on July 31st…

{if not}

It will probably be Schnitzelgruben for the next four years.

https ://www .20minutes .fr /sport /3329451-20220724 –euro-feminin-bleues-folles-joie-qualification-demi-finale-etape

God gave you mother’s milk, why desecrate that little temple of God with Science in a can? If God wanted your baby to have baby formula, She would have included a box with every contraction.

 

For one, over at The Katie Thang Show it’s “China Poblana Week”, and if you know what el color Rosa Mexicano is, then you know that both Mexicans and Koreans love perros with our tacos.

https ://www .paredro .com /por-que-se-llama-rosa-mexicano-3-datos-curiosos/

Olympic Boulevard, U.S.A. via Highway LoCo★ Catalogue, ese.

★~. Library of Congress online, ✊🏼
MargoLies, John, in “John Margolies Roadside America“.
https ://www .loc.gov /rr /print/res /723_marg .html

Monkeypox follows… knot to be outdone by the  Katie Thang pantone pair of pantalones, Sam Stein stars as el color rosa mexicano, on The Avi Velshi Show and, it’s worth noting that even after an Earl Scheib’s triple coat of #f42072 Sam Stein remains a most ugly, motherfucker.

This is not my nostalgia… but Eye reckons that the first step 🪜 in that thing called “spirituality” is a dance called Memoria.

Any how, Gear Gwar is what happens to you while you’re busy waiting for a commercial flight 🛫 to take off.

Or… while Ewe is watching the Wheels go Round and Round.

https ://www .businessinsider .com /hungary-viktor-orban-mixing-non-europeans-hungarians-mixed-race– 2022-7