Category Archives: En primera plana

Archivo de enclaves.

Trifecta with love — Thanks Obama !!!

In local news, a Frenchman made The All-Star Game, and in Washington, in Washington there’s a nigger in charge.

Reasoned Arguments and pussy-footing towards the November mid-terms.

1. Mardi Gras (After Midnight)

Musical Guest : los portales de whenever, whomever and, whatever ⁉️

Ambulatory Care from the time of Inception… that was OBAMA CARE 💅🏼 😘

https ://www .radiofrance .fr  /club-jazzafip /michel-portal-Kaltenbandoleón 🪗

2. Ramadan

Brother will kill brother… killing for religion something EYE don’t understand.

3. Lunar New Year

Barack Obama walks into a bar… hilarity ensues when Area 51 has seen too much–Hangar 18, “ I know too much.”

And, Ali Vitali… say hello to the Swine drinking wine in Nantucket, USA, period… dumplings optional, but please be advised that according to President Barack Obama, “aliens” go coo-coo for Thai Dumplings wrapped in rice sheets and not that big dough-wrap.

Ladies in Gemini : Chris LeDoux

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Cinito mexicano and Salma Hayek senotes… presents, la novela de las nueve

The following must be adapted, from Cunt-ry music to Pasito Duranguense filtrado con Corridos Tumbados y una cumbia para tu mamá también.

 

So yeah, Öüï’s taking a closer look, as promised, at Jackie Alemany’s kurwa shirt, but first! It’s hold the presses-ese :

                        Stay Hungarian

In Persuit of Vicky Orban

 

 

A brave new shirt … going for the Polska look, are we?

C’mon, Jacqueline Alemany… Youse making Kristy Noem’s blanket look good.

https ://www .thedailybeast .com /ice-barbie-kristi-noems-alleged-lover-corey-lewandowski-caught-lusting-after-her-body/

HAPPINESS 🐶 IS 🦮 A 🐕 WARM 🐩GUN

Who’s Next (1971)… all lust and no law… Eye don’t know why, Nobody told Ewe, how to unfold your love—still my guitar gently weeps.

Propósitos heroicos para 2026 :
fitting Jackie with the perfect look

Over in Spain, El País, went to the circus ; Barack Obama was there, Johnathan Capehart even wore a gray stretch-blazer. Needless to quote anyone, or anything (por ejemplo Artificial Intelligence) Jaqueline Alemany,  the celebrated Mr. KKK performs his cross-burning on Saturday at all Sundown communities in AMERICA sin acento including Arab, Alabama.

Up next, it’s Mennonite Narcos, cheese galore and lines unlimited.

 

Over at Dictionary dot com, Webster and Collins replacement word for the THEY is : detention center (DC) which, according to The Who, is replacing Hitler’s CONCENTRATIONS CAMPS (in POLSKA) with DCs all along The Promised Land.

https ://los40 .com /2026/02/15 /cuando-the-who-llego-a-espagna-y-descubrio-que-su-portada-habia-cambiado-sin-avisar/

Nostalgia is not a strategy, unless you’re a Muppet™️ ; civilizational threats are, if you’re not an Afrikaner.

 

We Won’t Get Fooled Again, mister 🇪🇸 Franco.

And that guy, Jan Martínez Ahrens in Madrid, can’t let Mí tell a lie, to Theys opinion include “dressed for adventure” and reading The Iliad, —in Chinese_ if youse FRENCH.

Note to editores : Little Wing relays that Jacqueline Alemany is in luck, what with this being BLACK PRESIDENTs Mattress Weekend They in the U.S. and all the big pigs at MSNOW in Nantucket tucked away, Öüï has MADE THE BEST OF THE SITUATION before that motherfucker goes insane and agreed to give Jacqueline Alemany the perfect Weekend look… somebody, please, get her a pair of Bell Bottoms in the key of Blues to start this gig.

Loves walks in… hilarity ensues when, wait for it, wait

Charlotte Bibring and Thomas El Corbillón are in a bar, enjoying la llamada “contra danza” when in walks Eric Clapton and says, “she’s just Pretending”… short story long Layla took the cocaine and last Öüï heard, Layla moved to Spain where she’s living “la vie en Rosa” con una zorra who plays contra-bass or something like that.

This marco has not yet been rated : Homer was a French Clochard.

 

Act two, in walks Circe and Évry last motherfucker had Bacon in a Flash… 💋

 

American Pie or the day that the old international order died

Let There Be Shred or how Dave Mustaine learned to dance Stayin’ Alive… ISSY-whether-Youse a Mother or a Brother : You’re stayin’ alive

More Cowbell — More Cow Belle.

 

In local news and as predicted by Vice President Vance, February made Joe shiver with Évry podcast he delivered. “The cultural war of the Joe Rogan Show” has reached Fear Factor ratings, according to German Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

Sources close to the Attorney General, Pam “shit-eating” Bondi’s scatologist still remember the moment when Joe Rogan looked away like a faggety Eric Clapton in 1976 UK Tour : Cocaine and Racism, when he [Rogan, not Clapton] first watched the 2 Girls 1 Cup youtube video at the height of the “contestants must drink a cup of donkey semen” and other classics of the show that paid for one of his swimming pools in Kentucky.

Fear Factor is literally a shit show and journalism is not a crime.

Over in France, gremlins are already registring at El Mundo de Le Monde. Portuguese sirens introduced a bug via a troyan fado song. Preliminary survey suggests that the bug was smuggled by a flussy known by France24 as “the bossa nova”, but it’s not really the bossa nova, but Öüï will keep an Eye on how this transmission deveolps, or —deconstructs, knowing these Frogs.

No word, yet, if Joe Rogan has squirmed like a little bitch after streaming the latest episode of the “Like a Prayer and a Homeland Shit-Show“, however, eschatologists near to Homeland Security Secretary, Christi Noem’s anglo-saxon written Bible are predicting that Joe Rogan is going to squirm as if it was the end of El Mundo de Le Monde.

Véronique Mortaigne goes to Brasil to interview a “los pare de sufrir” to find out about Joe Rogan’s end of the world and his new swimming pool at the French Quarter of Mardi Gras.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club🫟jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-veronique-mortaigne

Any 🦉 hoot, Véronique Mortaigne, if mort-aigne is your real CEDEX… in Hilo Hawaii it is Still 13 February and IT!, happens to be a Viernes con Robinson Crusoé 📖 not a Wednesday 🕸️ with Jeffrey Epstein.

The Road To Hell [1ª Parte] – La Niña Blanca

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From Mans 🏍️ to Frisco 🌉 in 180 seconds or how i learned to improvise on Emily’s streets in Paris, m’as que nada, pues 🪇Ladies in Gemini… Chris Rea on saxophone

[Verse 1]

The Road to Hell, ahora en Espagnol.

 

Stood still on a highway
I saw a woman by the side of the road
With a face that I knew like my own
Reflected in my window
Well, she walked up to my quarterlight
And she bent down real slow
A fearful pressure paralyzed me
In my shadow
She said, “Son, what are you doing here?

[2ª Parte]

Hoy no hubo jazz

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And, Marjolaine Portier-Kaltenbach, isn’t it Ironic?

S M I L E

Excuse Mí, Mika… Do you have any Gray Poupon 🇦🇪 ?

Previously on, The Show…

Grey Poupon.

 

Anyhow Mr. PUTOS (POTUS*), América actually loved the Super Bowl LX Halftime Show, as did Europe, Australia, Asia, Africa and, some say that even the Saudis enjoyed “el perreo”, which can not be said about that “alternative” United States show with that sorry excuse to a Milli Vanilli lip synched spectacle from the Kid Rock (goD bless his lack of soul).

It Don’t Mean A Thing

 

*~. Unlike Sultan, the title of President Of The United States is not A NAME it is a title given to elected officials with character, not for spineless hijos de Puta like yourself, —sir.

… if it ain’t got That Swing.

You jig is up Donald, you are going down and that fucking I.C.E. is about to melt.