“Die! Die! Die! My darling don’t utter a single Word”
La nuit blanche follows.
But FO’ist, it is imperative that Lawrence O’Donnell at The Last Word know, that i, Armando Segovia, is under 50, ISSY, don Laureano, Eye remembers very well the moment when The Dakota news broke from Miami on a Monday night… i also remember that a little underage hooker inspired The Catcher in The Rye, or something like that… please re-calibrate your numbers because your statement about the Pope being shot, wait scratch D.A.T… about the day that a press secretary* gave The White House press corps a room to act like gad flys to power, should be made to those WHO are under 45.
* Note to peacocks: no crack baby under 45 remembers WHO Ronald Wilson Reagan was.
Just the facts, Ma’am .:. D8662AA2-4AC7-454F-931B-0B12F2826B7E 🗿
P.S.: Deer, Cousin Joe, you know what, —motherfucker— RONALD REAGAN doesn’t even remember WHO Ronald Reagan was… and you know D.A.T. Zeppelin goes here because it’s true.
*Note to editors: you know who you are, but if you are still confused just guide yourself by the check boxes on the U.S. Census, this includes you Tim McGraw, even if you and your crew are Indian Outlaws, “in other words,” the “other” box does not apply, even if your Home Depot™️ paint hue falls inside of this palette: 🦶🏼🦶🏽🦶🏾🦶🏿… “in other words,” it’s more of a Latitude/Attitude kind of thing, you know, a north/south kind of thing like the way that a tomato or an onion is sliced, but if you still don’t get it, —Karl Malone (Utah Jazz) might be Black—but aside from being a “redneck”, The Mailman still falls under the check the Gringo box. So, let these drawings below ⬇️ [TWO–Each] sink in, before we [the staff] continue with part-two of Leslie Jones “Sledge hammer” sessions… ISSY, Lesley Jones, you too Hun’ go ahead and check the Gringo box.
Ladies in Gemini, Exhibit One:
Mamma told me not to go .:. C0648B19-7136-4413-8E78-9BC47BD8BC83 🔃 Dear, Senator Harris, in another life, as an investigative photojournalist in France, “Eye was D.A.T. little girl,” or at least it sure does feels like, IT! Official context in the form of a written letter to your office follows, because we know that you do not read this blog.
En Contexto… and for the record, Yasmin Vassoughain, be advised that we are cooking on Three Burners, so first the already Known Knews (punto y COMA); Donald John Trump is Obese (with a Capital Oh), so that is not really a new Discovery feature, now is it? And Willie Geist, how about them placebos for POTUS, eh! Remember, champ, there’s no supernatural mumbo-jumbo going here, there’s only better than average forecasting, that’s all—and Cousin Joe, the only spin going on here is the spin on the sack with that Keyleigh McEnany, YAUSA! Does Keyleigh know thay CYAN is my go-to-fuck color? C’mon Keyleigh, let’s throw the Barry White on the Miami Spin Machine and let Mí tell you what Eye dreamt last night.
Anyhow Leslie Jones be advised that öüï got a kick out of you and Kyle Mooney, so just to get the JAY–Z reference out of the way, let’s CLEAR the coincidences OUT of the way; to DO D.A.T., Eye needs you to put this Egyptian Vase ⚱️in the back of burner N°3, Eye will ask Seth to pick it up from Michael on the next segment, for now, Lesley Jones, let’s get back to JAY-Z…
You know Leslie, it might seem like a coincidence ⚱️that for Episode 828, Lorde Lorne had the writing team at SNL sketch a work-place love triangle (punto y coma) you know the formula (more like INTENT):
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En Contexto and for the record: Kasie Hunt… you’re up, get that attitude on the Time Machine, and you are not foolin’ anyone … wait for it, Wait! FOist we have to give Shannon Pettypiece the Michael “shield”, and Cousin Joe, if you watched John Travolta play an obese “ARC•Angel” then you know that our Eyes are on Keyleigh McEnany and not on Ms. Pettypiece, unless she wants to… but we [the staff] rather not. ISSY, ⚱️talk about coordinated colors and CYAN coincidences, eh, Willie Geist‽
Context, context, context, and more context, period