Previously on, Fuck You Tim Apple: yo’Lightning Cables ain’t worth a shit

Time Stamp: 03h50 in CET

Juicios mochos


Dear, Alcaldesa Hidalgo:
please stand-by for relay regarding
the municipal showers at Beaubourg…
news porn keeps cloggin’
a Royal flush

BeeFour we [the staff] continue with our toilette coverage from the city with the best germs in the world, öüï must explain “a little know fact about Mongo” to La Concha de la juez Jeanine Pirro in the role of a young Cecily Strong:

Por orden del “crowned” prince hoy no hubo Jazz en escena

…  y por eso nos fuimos a los toros a escuchar opera y swing, no se vaya a enojar el muy “coronado”.

Segunda de Cueli

Segunda de Cueli .:. 70B6CA29-C852-434B-B4ED-FF789A044EDF -^•¡•^- “Repitió color José Mauricio, que va por todas. Un impulso que lo lleva a enfrentar los toros y quedarse con ellos. El tiempo de una caída en el hoyo del ruedo, equivalente a un hoyo del pensamiento, un instante sin lenguaje en el que se abismaba, gozaba. Momento en que el lenguaje dejó su lugar al cuerpo para que hablara en su lugar. El goce del torero al dejar de pensar y prestarle el lugar al cuerpo para que hablara, toreara. Toreo de José Mauricio que transmitió el tendido y enloqueció a los aficionados. Toreo soñado que se da muy de tarde en tarde. Toreo que, como el amor, está en la espera ».

por: José Cueli
https ://www .jornada .com .mx/2019/12/23/opinion

Intercom mission with Alex Sorkin

Deer, Alex Sorkin… welcome to the vessel that is this most inconsequential smart phone. Let’s talk about toilettes, eh!?

They all have that Mexican "brain tumor"

The breathing props behind the main Loo-on-the–Rally Circuit of hate all have the newly discovered “Mexican Brain Tumor” .:. 8A7A4971-C011-402C-A178-546B6135A0E4 •|• notWITTstanding, just so that we [the staff] don’t be MISunderstood, and to be fair, the so–called “patient zero” of the newly discovered “Mexican menace” was discovered inside of an Argentinean bookstore, homeopathy experts in the service of Santa Barbara, California’s own, Dr. John Mill Ackerman, an unofficial spinster for the Mexican government regime known as “El Pejato” puts forth the proposition that the ‘brain-dead’ malady contracted by “Patient Zero” show traces of an earlier curse known to Netflix viewers as “The Man on the High Ivory Castle”. Medical trials are not going to be required since the “federal screening” for “Patient Zero” was already cleared by Professor’s Ackerman wife, who also occupies the post of Minister of Internal Affairs for public officials, which the Ambassador from México to Argentina, already identified as ‘patient zero’,  most certainly  falls into that pay-grade category.

And still to come, to celebrate the arrival of Adam Sandler’s Hanukka song, Godwin’s Law takes a trip from Matehuala (San Luis Potosí), hasta Guatepeor (República de Guatemala) to break-down the methods and not necessarily the Status Quo (institution/establishment/regime/rule of law), to the Mayor of the most beautiful city in the Ile-de-France, Anne Hidalgo.

But, Don’t Let Mí Down. With Peter Brown on the rooftop at the Gibraltar City Hall.

The Way Trump is Speaking

The Way Trump is speaking, they’re going to Crucify Him (Chuy) again .:. 324A5D77-20D6-4A59-8A35-AD05190958FA •|• Front and Center on the screen grab, Peter Brown, who joined the ranks of the unemployed after Paul broke a Glass, that which Yoko had filled to the brim.

Christianity Today! Christ—Jew know it ain’t EASY.

Segmento publicitario from Ajustes FIFTH AVE.

IT’S ANOTHER Jerry David miraCLE, y’all!

Sponsored by “publicidad comercial”

... [A]nd in Paris

… [A]nd in Paris, the “crowned” prince ordered that there be NO JAZZ on the scene.

But hey, at least it’s not like being the subject of an IMPUNE god like the “crowned” prince of the Sauds, eh‽ It is as if THEY are giving THEM Festevus miracles A güey for FREE.

It’s 4 o’Clock in Central Europe Time

What situation?

Goooooooo Dodgers.

It’s a tale of 2 Bean towns,
but first, here’s the situation:
It’s like a Domino Effect,
pero aqui no ha pasado nada…
nothing to see here, move along,
Y’old shutterbug.

The Street is my Dark Room… No. 3 rue Pastourelle, 75003 — París. }—~~~\*>  foto: segoviaspixes [copy-left].  All the bad news coming out of The White House are property of The Guardian. Uso justo de todos los efectos dominó… but we [the staff] here are not talking about them “bones”. No, Sir, this here “do•mi•nó” is no table game; no, Sir, this here « dominó » es el pretérito en Tercera Persona del verbo transitivo DOMINAR. This thing here is a game of Power, not a game of “bones” and the motherfucking winner, the winner takes all.

… anyWey, hoy no hubo noticias,
TimeNow, Sad Mona on the desert road,
It’s half seas over the Sax,
or something like that*
in Siren Central Time.

Coming up on the BBC.
What is Macronism, and what in “the whole wide world of Sports” is a Blue Wave?

TimeStamp, one hour for JazzTime, —from abroad— como ya es hábito, “o como dicen los franceces”:
Eye did it My Güey y, —a mi manera, de ver.